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    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

    Blessed Birthday to a True, TRUE, Christian!


  • Cranky Old Man
    Trying to out-Methuselah Methuselah
    You kids get off his lawn!
     
    • Jan 2010
    • 22373

    #2
    Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

    Congratulations James!

    Does the huge party start at the usual time?
    5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
    To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
    James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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    • Levi Jones
      Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
      Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
      Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
       
      • Jul 2009
      • 13930

      #3
      Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

      Blessed birthday to my brother in Christ. I got you a case of Cohibas and a bottle of King Louis XIV.
      Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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      • Benedict A. Davis
        Winning Souls in his Winnebago
        True Christian™
        • May 2010
        • 3900

        #4
        Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

        Happy Birthday Friend,
        Finding you that something special was difficult so I went for the classics, hope you don't have a copy already.


        Last edited by Benedict A. Davis; 06-25-2014, 04:43 PM.
        sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
        Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
        Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
        Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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        • James Dewitt
          #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
          • Jan 2010
          • 6267

          #5
          Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

          I am truly blessed, I have the Love of Jesus and all of my Brothers and Sisters. I could be the luckiest man alive.
          Praise Jesus.

          Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
          Congratulations James!

          Does the huge party start at the usual time?
          You bet it does, this year I have had an entire Kobe beef flown in from Japland. I hear its very good. Its going to be a good one. Fireworks and firewater. And everyone is invited.

          Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
          Blessed birthday to my brother in Christ. I got you a case of Cohibas and a bottle of King Louis XIV.
          Thank you my friend, thank you.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

            Originally posted by aim for heaven View Post
            Happy Birthday Friend,
            Finding you that something special was difficult so I went for the classics, hope you don't have a copy already.


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            I do not have that book, thank you so very much. YIC James

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            • Sylvia
              Forum Member
              Forum Member
              • Jun 2010
              • 68

              #7
              Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

              Happy Birthday Mr. Dewitt,hope you have a wonderful, Blessed Day!
              1 Corinthians 7:39-40 ...but if her husband be dead, she is at liberty to be married to whom she will; only in the Lord.

              But she is happier if she so abide, after my judgment: and I think also that I have the Spirit of God.

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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

                Happy, happy birthday my blessed Christian compadre!
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                • Brother Harold Porter
                  Landover Senior Outreach
                  Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 8236

                  #9
                  Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

                  Happy Birthday Brother Dewitt!

                  May you have a blessed day eating all the pie(s) you desire!

                  God Bless!
                  Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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                  • BelieverInGod
                    Fourm Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Feb 2010
                    • 9269

                    #10
                    Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

                    Happy Birthday!

                    I have spoken with your new wife and we have a grand surprise for you later tonight
                    Drama queen

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                    • Dirk
                      True Christian™
                      • Apr 2010
                      • 1425

                      #11
                      Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

                      Another year!

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #12
                        Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

                        A present for you
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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #13
                          Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

                          Happy Birthday!
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Phebe Carlyle
                            GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                            Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                            True Christian™
                            • May 2010
                            • 2604

                            #14
                            Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

                            Brother James,

                            I had not the faintest idea of what to get you for your Birthday, as you are a man with EVERYTHING, however I could not let this day go by without giving you something. So I got you a T-Shirt and some new sports shoes.



                            ^... I thought they were all quite nifty and when I saw them, you sprang to mind immediately. I especially love the "souls" of the shoes!!

                            HAPPY BIRTHDAY, BROTHER!

                            YIC,

                            Mrs.P.Wintersnow




                            There's Jesus here,
                            Just see what He offers me....
                            Down here my sins forgiven,
                            Up there a home in heaven
                            Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                            • Warner S. Davidson
                              True Christian™
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 586

                              #15
                              Re: Blessed Birthday, JAMES DE WITT!

                              Brother James - A very Happy Birthday to you ............. from us reforming heathens here in Australia
                              2 Samuel 22:31

                              As for God, His way is perfect;
                              The word of the LORD is proven;
                              He is a shield to all who trust in Him.

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