How do you people keep up with this

[Seeker]

And sleep at night? Don't ya get tired always trying to defend 'Your' way. God's way? I would. But that is just me.

Anyone want to share if this is a struggle or not? Just curious what keeps ya motivated? True Christian question. TIA.

I think Billy so far to me does describe the bible very well. I can respect that and understand what he is saying very much so. Pastor Pistle is a golden with much understanding and wisdom. Both have huge patience.

Okay...I am sure ya mods want to put something stupid under my user name and all or even ban me...but I don't care. I hope this is not the case. I am not jumping to conclusions here. Maybe paronoid??? Cuz I suckola.

I also love brother V and Salvation Seeker!!! Yes these are my favorite teachers/pastors/mods.

Don't mean to sound biased. But yes.....they have shown wisdom to me.

I just wish I could be like them! This thread has only purpose as you see it.

Maybe an appreciate thread...Yes! Anyone bular? Next...

[Wash O'Hanley]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

Protecting God is a full time job.

[Poetic Peter]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

Protecting God is a full time job.

That's right. We never tire of public relations for God. To serve him everywhere gives forth public elations.
It is God's truth that we promote. We're bound to do this every day of our morbid
earthy lives, bound hand, foot and mouth — we do it all to please Him.

[Rachael Van Helsing]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

I'm just here for the debate and the amusement these people provide with their silliness.

Seems an odd question to these people though, seeing as it is their forum and all.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

And sleep at night? Don't ya get tired always trying to defend 'Your' way. God's way? I would. But that is just me.

Anyone want to share if this is a struggle or not? Just curious what keeps ya motivated? True Christian question. TIA.

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We are on fire for Jesus and NEVER tire of doing His work. Hunting down and burning witches can be physically demanding, sure. But we all must bear the burden that Christ gives us without whining.

And we are not defending "our way". There is only ONE way; God's way.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

We are ALL JESUS, ALL THE TIME!!!


Shout GLORY!!!!!!!!!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

And sleep at night? Don't ya get tired always trying to defend 'Your' way. God's way? I would. But that is just me.

Anyone want to share if this is a struggle or not? Just curious what keeps ya motivated? True Christian question. TIA.

Our love for Jesus gives us strength. Also we want people to understand His TRUTH(tm)

Maybe an appreciate thread...Yes! Anyone bular? Next...

"Bular" is some sicko pervert practice started in Vietnam in the '80s. No.

[Pastor Al E Pistle]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

And sleep at night? Don't ya get tired always trying to defend 'Your' way. God's way? I would. But that is just me.

It isn't tiring at all! IT IS EXHILIRATING! We LOVE JESUS and everything about Him. And we KNOW HE EXISTS, because THE VICTORS IN EVERY SINGLE BATTLE IN HISTORY HAD JESUS ON THEIR SIDE! The other side, the people who were slaughtered unmercifully (as GOD commands!), obviously didn't.

So when the GODLESS ISLAMICISTS light off a nuke in SIN FRANCISCO, it will be TWO acts of GOD! First, because the horrid latter-day Sodom and Gomorrah will deserve it, and secondly, because it will give GOD'S CHOSEN PRESIDENT the excuse he needs to nuke mudslums off the face of the earth. GOD LOVES ALL HIS CHILDREN AND WE ARE HERE TO PROVE IT! AMEN!
-Pastor Al

[SalvationSeeker]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

Sleep at night? Or sleep at all for that matter?
I try to waste as little time as possible on it.

The time is better spent praying, reading the Bible, rebuking heathens, and praising the Lord Jesus Christ.
Personally, I never tire of fighting the good fight for Jesus.
Praise Him!

[Marshall]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

I was born to be this way.

[Mrs. Mary Whitford]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

I'm just here for the debate and the amusement these people provide with their silliness.

Seems an odd question to these people though, seeing as it is their forum and all.

Yes, she was asking "these people", we TRUE CHRISTIANS(tm), not witches like you, Van Satan's Boxspring.

Seeker, all is possible with Jesus, and He gives us all the energy we need to spread His Holy Word and fight the forces of Satan at the same time.

[Obey]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

I survive on a constant supply of Jesus fuel. It comes from the land of the diaper wearing astrology worshipers in South America. God took that land away from the savages and gave it to us to grow coffee on. All you need is an industrial sized coffee maker set on a timer to make a cup of Jesus Brew every half hour, and a toilet no less than 50 feet away at all times (a bush will suffice if there are no women around). You'll be fightin' for Jesus for at least a week with a strict regime.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: How do you people keep up with this

I survive on a constant supply of Jesus fuel. It comes from the land of the diaper wearing astrology worshipers in South America. God took that land away from the savages and gave it to us to grow coffee on. All you need is an industrial sized coffee maker set on a timer to make a cup of Jesus Brew every half hour, and a toilet no less than 50 feet away at all times (a bush will suffice if there are no women around). You'll be fightin' for Jesus for at least a week with a strict regime.

Not funny. We do not take kindly to God mockers, and neither does Jesus.

Jude 1:17 But, beloved, remember ye the words which were spoken before of the apostles of our Lord Jesus Christ;
1:18 How that they told you there should be mockers in the last time, who should walk after their own ungodly lusts.
1:19 These be they who separate themselves, sensual, having not the Spirit.

That verse says that you are a pervert too, so watch it, butterscotch. God hates that too.