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  • Pastor Ezekiel
    Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
     
    • Sep 2006
    • 78555

    #16
    Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

    Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
    Listen to what they say, and make up your own mind as to what makes more sense to you, rather than turning blindly to the bible, which does say, mind you, that the Earth is flat.

    Key point here: Think for yourself. Ever tried it? You won't be sorry!
    You keep your yap shut, witch! don't try and lead the boy astray. Jesus doesn't like people to think for themselves.

    He that trusteth in his own heart is a fool: but whoso walketh wisely, he shall be delivered. --Proverbs 28:26
    Trust in Jesus and walk wisely. Trust in satan and walk stupidly.
    Who Will Jesus Damn?

    Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

    Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

    Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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    • Dr. Ernest C. Ville, D.C.S.
      Scientific Advisor
      True Christian™
      • Sep 2006
      • 2373

      #17
      Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Listen to what they say, and make up your own mind as to what makes more sense to you, rather than turning blindly to the bible,
      Exactly! Jesus intended for everyone to just sit back and decide what is right for himself. If I feel like raping someone without even being forced to marry her, I can go right ahead. If I want to take a hit off a bong -- do it! Do whatever feels good! Sex for pleasure -- go ahead! Going 'dancing' -- sure! You make Jesus puke

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      which does say, mind you, that the Earth is flat.
      Do you have totally scientific proof that it isn't? When was the last time you created the earth, friend? I don't think a cracked jar can accuse the Potter of being in error

      Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
      Key point here: Think for yourself. Ever tried it? You won't be sorry!
      At least not until Jesus shows you the error of your way and you spend Eternity in the most pain imaginable. Then you might regret it, if you can even think straight as Satan scalds your skin off with his burning hot emission....
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      • St. John Rivers
        Valiant Defender of Incest
        Under Investigation
        • Oct 2007
        • 13

        #18
        Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

        Private message me, Doobs. I'll talk to you and tell you my side of the story. I'll show you a friend where these 'people' only show you hate.

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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #19
          Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

          Originally posted by St. John Rivers View Post
          Private message me, Doobs. I'll talk to you and tell you my side of the story. I'll show you a friend where these 'people' only show you hate.
          How dare you! We are showing our Christian love in the most important matter imaginable: how to be saved from eternal damnation. Should we be like the have-a-nice-day liberal "Christians" and let people believe whatever they feel like, so they can find their own path into the lake of fire? Yeah, that'd be really loving.
          This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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          • Pastor Isaac Peters
            Senior Pastor
            Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
            Always Biblically correct
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 10639

            #20
            Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
            Listen to what they say, and make up your own mind as to what makes more sense to you, rather than turning blindly to the bible, which does say, mind you, that the Earth is flat.
            What silliness. All Scripture — all of it — is given by inspiration of God. It says so in II Timothy 3:16. Are you calling God a liar?
            This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

            Questions to ask liberal "Christians"Things that the Bible doesn't sayTolerance

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            • SalvationSeeker
              True Christian™ Theologian
              Forum Member
              • Sep 2006
              • 3892

              #21
              Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

              Originally posted by St. John Rivers View Post
              Private message me, Doobs. I'll talk to you and tell you my side of the story. I'll show you a friend where these 'people' only show you hate.
              Friend, this isn't a pick-up forum for homosexual "relations"..
              Take your prostitution elsewhere, or better yet, stop it alltogether and accept Jesus Christ as your personal Saviour!

              Why do you insist on hating/mocking Jesus and spewing your stalinist hatred all over our website?
              If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
              A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
              Proverbs 9:12-13

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              • St. John Rivers
                Valiant Defender of Incest
                Under Investigation
                • Oct 2007
                • 13

                #22
                Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

                Spew? That's a vile word.

                And I'm trying to help these people. I will not scorn them because they are having a tough time with their faith. That's Satan's Way, since it turns them towards something else once they feel loathed by those who degraded them.

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                • SalvationSeeker
                  True Christian™ Theologian
                  Forum Member
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3892

                  #23
                  Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

                  Originally posted by St. John Rivers View Post
                  Spew? That's a vile word.
                  Allright, so you SPREAD your stalinist hatred all over..
                  Is that a better wording for you, you cry-baby?

                  And I'm trying to help these people. I will not scorn them because they are having a tough time with their faith. That's Satan's Way, since it turns them towards something else once they feel loathed by those who degraded them.
                  What people? Homosexuals?
                  You don't help them by engaging in sodomy with them, that's for sure.

                  And if you refer to us True Christians here; try to realize we don't need help.
                  YOU do. We are not extreme, YOU are. We are Saved, you are hellbound.
                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                  • Bobby-Joe
                    Landover Security Superviser
                    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 18405

                    #24
                    Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

                    Originally posted by St. John Rivers View Post
                    Spew? That's a vile word.

                    And I'm trying to help these people. I will not scorn them because they are having a tough time with their faith. That's Satan's Way, since it turns them towards something else once they feel loathed by those who degraded them.
                    Friend,

                    Preying upon the weak and confused like you are doing is Satan’s way. The virtue of God’s Word® speaks for itself. It needs no apologetics, no explanation, no spin. If someone rejects His Word® because they selfishly don’t like it then that is their tough luck. We Chosen Elect® do not comprise our beliefs in Him for the sake of the wicked.

                    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                    • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Senior Pastor
                      VP of Evangelical Outreach
                      On FIRE for Jesus
                      True Christian™
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5812

                      #25
                      Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

                      Originally posted by St. John Rivers View Post
                      Spew? That's a vile word.
                      What's wrong with 'spew'? Jesus said 'spew'.

                      So then because thou art lukewarm, and neither cold nor hot, I will spue thee out of my mouth.

                      Originally posted by St. John Rivers View Post
                      And I'm trying to help these people. I will not scorn them because they are having a tough time with their faith.
                      I see that you are trying to "help" people who are having a tough time with their faith, by encouraging them to drop their faith altogether and turn aside after Satan.

                      Proselytizing for Satanism will not be tolerated on this board. Consider yourself warned.

                      Pastor Billy-Reuben
                      Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                      ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                      • Doobs
                        Unsaved trash
                         
                        • Oct 2007
                        • 34

                        #26
                        Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

                        When did I say I was gay? And why is everyone bashing each other instead of giving me advice? All I hear is "You are going to Hell" and "God doesn't exist". Can someone give me a rational answer please. I really need advice on this.

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                        • St. John Rivers
                          Valiant Defender of Incest
                          Under Investigation
                          • Oct 2007
                          • 13

                          #27
                          Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

                          I will help. If you can't message my account, here's my email:

                          pastorpistle@landoverbaptist.net If that doesn't work, I'll find some way to give what advice you will take.

                          ATTENTION SINNER! WE ARE NOT A GAY CHURCH HERE! GET THEE GONE BACK TO THY DARK MASTER, SATAN!
                          -Pastor Al

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                          • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Senior Pastor
                            VP of Evangelical Outreach
                            On FIRE for Jesus
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 5812

                            #28
                            Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

                            Originally posted by Doobs View Post
                            When did I say I was gay? And why is everyone bashing each other instead of giving me advice? All I hear is "You are going to Hell" and "God doesn't exist". Can someone give me a rational answer please. I really need advice on this.
                            I'm sorry about all the bickering. There's a lot of unsaved folks who would like nothing better than to lead you astray, and we can't let that happen.

                            No one said you were gay. That St. John Rivers fellow is gay, and he is trying to pick you up.

                            No one here has said that you are definitely going to Hell. Your friends most certainly are, but you are on a precipice, leaning over the abyss. You might still be saved yet.

                            All you have to do is admit to yourself that you are a hopeless, worthless, vile, disgusting, and wretched sinner, and that an eternity being tormented in Hell is exactly what you deserve. God is perfect and cannot tolerate sin, so the first time you told a lie as a three year old is enough to deserve eternal torment in Hell. God sent His only son to die for our sins. His sovereign glory washes our sins away. You must love Jesus more than you love your own life, you must be fully repentant of your sins, and you must be grateful that someone you love more than your own life has been punished for things that you have done and are repentant of.

                            Pastor Billy-Reuben
                            Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                            ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
                            Trump / Arpaio 2016 -- The Government We Deserve
                            #ChristianLivesMatter

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                            • Doobs
                              Unsaved trash
                               
                              • Oct 2007
                              • 34

                              #29
                              Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

                              How do I achieve that?

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555

                                #30
                                Re: I think I am becoming an atheist.

                                Originally posted by Pastor Billy-Reuben View Post
                                All you have to do is admit to yourself that you are a hopeless, worthless, vile, disgusting, and wretched sinner, and that an eternity being tormented in Hell is exactly what you deserve. God is perfect and cannot tolerate sin, so the first time you told a lie as a three year old is enough to deserve eternal torment in Hell. God sent His only son to die for our sins. His sovereign glory washes our sins away. You must love Jesus more than you love your own life, you must be fully repentant of your sins, and you must be grateful that someone you love more than your own life has been punished for things that you have done and are repentant of.

                                Pastor Billy-Reuben
                                Originally posted by Doobs View Post
                                How do I achieve that?
                                Pastor Billy has offered you golden words of Christian wisdom. Cast your eyes upwards and take heed of his message! Follow his admonitions and you WILL achieve Salvation©!
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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