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  • Meek and Humble
    Biblical Poet, Warrior and Scholar
    Biblical Black Belt
    Jr. Pastor
    True Christian™
    • Dec 2008
    • 6197

    #1

    Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cup

    Congratulations to both teams for a game well played.
  • Dirk
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 1425

    #2
    Re: Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cu

    They are both going to hell though.

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    • Rev. Jim Osborne
      True Christian™ Televangelist
      Director of Fundraising and Tithing
      On the Look Out for Wife #6!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2009
      • 8622

      #3
      Re: Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cu

      What game are you talking about? The Olympics were over back in February.

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      • Mrs. Rogers
        compassion personified
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 2692

        #4
        Re: Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cu

        Originally posted by Dirk View Post
        They are both going to hell though.
        Indeed they are, although it is interesting that the praying Mary-worshippers won out over the non-praying atheists. Just goes to show that prayer works, even if one is praying to a minor demoness; however, there is a prayer hierarchy ... with prayers to GOD trumping every other prayer. Therefore, if the Dutchists had humbled themselves before the Almighty and asked for His help, victory would've been theirs, as Mary is no match for the LORD in a prayer battle.
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        • Pastor Isaac Peters
          Senior Pastor
          Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
          Always Biblically correct
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 10639

          #5
          Re: Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cu

          It just goes to show that God hates soccer, since both teams were from queer-"marriage"-enabling Europistani countries.

          Why did the players from the Netherregions have to dress like traffic cones, anyway?
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          • Capt. Aaron Portway
            One of the Lord's Airborne Rangers
            Salvation from Above
            God's Favorite Pilot™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2008
            • 6309

            #6
            Re: Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cu

            Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cup
            Who cares!

            Did anyone here who won the NASCAR race yesterday? I was flying in from Thailand so I missed it!
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            • Levi Jones
              Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
              Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
              Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
               
              • Jul 2009
              • 13930

              #7
              Re: Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cu

              Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
              Who cares!

              Did anyone here who won the NASCAR race yesterday? I was flying in from Thailand so I missed it!
              Again? I noticed you and Zeke were absent.

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              Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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              • Honest man
                Unsaved trash
                Under Investigation
                • Jun 2010
                • 16

                #8
                Re: Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cu

                It is no surprise that those from the Nether regions should fail to succeed in their endeavors. Until they cease their evil ways, their drug taking, their shirt lifting ass banditry and cut price debauchery weekend coach tours, then the Good Lord will deal with them as he sees fit, losing a soccer match to a Jesuit Hoard is the least they deserve.
                They should all be sealed in a pit of their own excrement for eternity.

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                • H. Montague Worthington
                  True Christian™ Entrepreneur
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 2716

                  #9
                  Re: Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cu

                  It doesn't matter which Eurotrash socialist hellhole country wins, the winner of The "World" Cup is always the same every four years: Satan!

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                  • SayvedByTheLord
                    Sinner Who Has Found the Truth©
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2007
                    • 3151

                    #10
                    Re: Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cu

                    Originally posted by Capt. A. Portway View Post
                    Who cares!

                    Did anyone here who won the NASCAR race yesterday? I was flying in from Thailand so I missed it!
                    I certainly hope that you and Pastor Zeke were there only there for Christian purposes


                    Leviticus 26:27-29

                    27 And if ye will not for all this hearken unto me, but walk contrary unto me;
                    28 Then I will walk contrary unto you also in fury; and I, even I, will chastise you seven times for your sins.
                    29 And ye shall eat the flesh of your sons, and the flesh of your daughters shall ye eat.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #11
                      Re: Filthy Pagan Spain beats Godless Dutch Sodomites for World Cu

                      Originally posted by SayvedByTheLord View Post
                      I certainly hope that you and Pastor Zeke were there only there for Christian purposes
                      Always, Brother. Always.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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