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  • Ezekiel Bathfire
    Pastor for Diversity and Tolerance
    Christ's Rottweiler
     
    • Jan 2008
    • 22889

    #16
    Re: How To Handle a Witch?

    Originally posted by jennabenna View Post
    I'd just like to say that the fact that this person is a satanist doesn't mean they're a witch. Satanism is not witchcraft. [...]They're not the same thing.
    http://www.malleusmaleficarum.org/

    Tell me about it witch - from a wicker site:
    The Malleus Maleficarum

    of Heinrich Kramer and James Sprenger
    Part I, Question VI
    Concerning Witches who copulate with Devils. Why is it that Women are chiefly addicted to Evil superstitions?
    There is also, concerning witches who copulate with devils, much difficulty in considering the methods by which such abominations are consummated. On the part of the devil: first, of what element the body is made that he assumes; secondly, whether the act is always accompanied by the injection of semen received from another; thirdly, as to time and place, whether he commits this act more frequently at one time than at another; fourthly, whether the act is invisible to any who may be standing by. And on the part of the women, it has to be inquired whether only they who were themselves conceived in this filthy manner are often visited by devils; or secondly, whether it is those who were offered to devils by midwives at the time of their birth; and thirdly, whether the actual venereal delectation of such is of a weaker sort. But we cannot here reply to all these questions, both because we are only engaged in a general study, and because in the second part of this work they are all singly explained by their operations, as will appear in the fourth chapter, where mention is made of each separate method. Therefore, let us now chiefly consider women; and first, why this kind of perfidy is found more in so fragile a sex than in men. And our inquiry will first be general, as to the general conditions of women; secondly, particular, as to which sort of women are found to be given to superstition and witchcraft; and thirdly, specifically with regard to midwives, who surpass all others in wickedness.

    Seems to me that if witches don't worship Satan, they have mighty strange choice in boyfriends
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    “We must reassert that the essence of Christianity is the love of obedience to God’s Laws and that how that complete obedience is used or implemented does not concern us.”

    Author of such illuminating essays as,
    Map of the Known World; Periodic Table of Elements; The History of Linguistics; The Errors of Wicca; Dolphins and Evolution; The History of Landover (The Apology); Landover and the Civil War; 2000 Racial Slurs.

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    • Tchoupitoulas
      Unsaved trash, firewater-gulping squaw
       
      • Jul 2010
      • 183

      #17
      Re: How To Handle a Witch?

      Malleus Maleficarum isn't exactly a source of accurate information regarding witchcraft.

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      • Mrs. Mary Whitford
        Ladies of Landover Senior VP
        One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
        Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
        True Christian™
        • Dec 2006
        • 12414

        #18
        Re: How To Handle a Witch?

        Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
        Malleus Maleficarum isn't exactly a source of accurate information regarding witchcraft.
        Not as accurate as the Bible (100% correct), of course.
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        1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
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        • Tchoupitoulas
          Unsaved trash, firewater-gulping squaw
           
          • Jul 2010
          • 183

          #19
          Re: How To Handle a Witch?

          The Bible says very little about witchcraft, and in the verse that you lot are so fond of quoting, the word that is so frequently translated as "witch" actually means "poisoner" in Hebrew.

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          • Mrs. Mary Whitford
            Ladies of Landover Senior VP
            One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
            Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
            True Christian™
            • Dec 2006
            • 12414

            #20
            Re: How To Handle a Witch?

            Blah blah blah. The King James 1611 Bible is 100% correct because GOD guiding the writing.

            Perhaps you should do some research before you make a fool of yourself.

            Posted via Prayer

            1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
            Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

            Blogging for CHRIST!
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            • Tchoupitoulas
              Unsaved trash, firewater-gulping squaw
               
              • Jul 2010
              • 183

              #21
              Re: How To Handle a Witch?

              Originally posted by Sister Mary Maria View Post
              Blah blah blah. The King James 1611 Bible is 100% correct because GOD guiding the writing.

              Perhaps you should do some research before you make a fool of yourself.

              http://www.chick.com/reading/tracts/0031/0031_01.asp

              Chick tracts? You've got to be kidding me!

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              • Mrs. Mary Whitford
                Ladies of Landover Senior VP
                One of the Truest Christians™ Ever
                Mama Grizzly and formerly Sister Mary Maria
                True Christian™
                • Dec 2006
                • 12414

                #22
                Re: How To Handle a Witch?

                Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
                Chick tracts? You've got to be kidding me!
                If you can prove they're biblically incorrect then feel free to provide that evidence. Until then, you are mocking Brother Jack for no reason other than you persecute anything and anyone who is a True Christian(tm).
                Posted via Prayer

                1 Timothy 2:13-15 For Adam was first formed, then Eve. And Adam was not deceived, but the woman being deceived was in the transgression. Notwithstanding she shall be saved in childbearing, if they continue in faith and charity and holiness with sobriety.
                Bearing my husband's heirs and being SAVED!

                Blogging for CHRIST!
                Witnessing for GOD on YouTube!
                All a-Twitter for Salvation!
                Bringing Jesus to MySpace!
                On FIRE for the Lord on Facebook!
                My Ladies of Landover profile!

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                • Ninnyboy
                  Confirmed Enemy of God
                  BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
                  • Jul 2010
                  • 15

                  #23
                  Re: How To Handle a Witch?

                  Originally posted by JosephMatthews View Post
                  Friends of the Landover Baptist Church forums, I have an issue.

                  As the scripture of Exodus 22:18 states,
                  "Thou shalt not suffer a witch to live"

                  That said, there is a suspected witch in my area. When I say suspected, I mean the offending party openly admits to being a satanist, and partaking in evil 'magick' rituals! This vile display of witchcraft is unholy and offensive, and the authorities have refused to take action themselves.
                  As a Christian, I feel it is my duty to resolve this problem. Does anyone have particular experience in this field, and how to stop the suffering of this witch living? Seeing as this 'modern' society does not allow stoning, I feel I need a creative, True Christian perspective to the solution to this problem.

                  I feel unsafe, and undutiful not doing anything about this heathen witch, especially so close to my immediate family.

                  To anyone with suggestions, it would be greatly appreciated.

                  Yours in Christ,
                  Joseph Matthews
                  There's no such thing as witches.
                  Even if the person 'admits' to being a witch (or satanist, not the same thing), it doesn't mean they ARE one.
                  Yeah, they don't ACTUALLY exist, I thought we established this in like, the 17th Century?

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                  • Mark Christ
                    Forum Member
                    Forum Member
                    • Jun 2010
                    • 84

                    #24
                    Re: How To Handle a Witch?

                    Originally posted by Ninnyboy View Post
                    There's no such thing as witches.
                    Even if the person 'admits' to being a witch (or satanist, not the same thing), it doesn't mean they ARE one.
                    Yeah, they don't ACTUALLY exist, I thought we established this in like, the 17th Century?
                    That's the Devil deceiving you. He has hidden his minions from the public eye for a long time. The glorious days when we could burn witches made Satan more cautious. Don't be fooled. Witches and wizards still live among us.

                    Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78556

                      #25
                      Re: How To Handle a Witch?

                      Originally posted by Ninnyboy View Post
                      There's no such thing as witches.
                      Even if the person 'admits' to being a witch (or satanist, not the same thing), it doesn't mean they ARE one.
                      Yeah, they don't ACTUALLY exist, I thought we established this in like, the 17th Century?
                      The Holy Bible says that witches exist, therefore they do.

                      Next you're going to claim that God can't make donkeys talk.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

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                      • Brother Snapper Grogan
                        True Christian™
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 608

                        #26
                        Re: How To Handle a Witch?

                        Originally posted by The Disciple View Post
                        Get it pumped !!
                        Pumped? What is it that you want to get "pumped"? What sort of a pump do you use? A tire pump?

                        Back to the problem at hand. We know that the way to tell if a woman is a witch is to examine her for the Devil's hood. I don't know whether you can arrange that, but it's the surest sign.
                        What's your operating system? Windows ? OS X ? Mine's JesOS!

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                        • Tchoupitoulas
                          Unsaved trash, firewater-gulping squaw
                           
                          • Jul 2010
                          • 183

                          #27
                          Re: How To Handle a Witch?

                          Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                          Next you're going to claim that God can't make donkeys talk.

                          Donkeys don't talk, and neither do snakes.

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                          • its_faith
                            Forum Member
                            Forum Member
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 292

                            #28
                            Re: How To Handle a Witch?

                            Originally posted by Tchoupitoulas View Post
                            He or she has as much right to her religious beliefs as you do yours. Your right to practice your religion does not include the right to kill people because you disagree with their choice of religion.
                            As long as he or she isn't doing you any harm, live and let live.
                            Very dangerous. Witches can cast evil spells! Make sure she doesnt have a calderon brewing a witches brew. This is a bad sign. I would gather some Christian neighbors and burn her house down with her inside. Burning witches is the only way to get rid of them since they are made of wood.

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                            • Billy Bob Jenkins
                              Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                              About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                              Hates anal sex. And trees.
                              True Christian™
                              • May 2010
                              • 8337

                              #29
                              Re: How To Handle a Witch?

                              Originally posted by Ninnyboy View Post
                              There's no such thing as witches.
                              Even if the person 'admits' to being a witch (or satanist, not the same thing), it doesn't mean they ARE one.
                              Yeah, they don't ACTUALLY exist, I thought we established this in like, the 17th Century?


                              If there's no such thing as witches, then what is this?
                              The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                              • Rev. M. Rodimer
                                Honorary True Christian™
                                Forum Member
                                • May 2008
                                • 13996

                                #30
                                Re: How To Handle a Witch?

                                Originally posted by Ninnyboy View Post
                                There's no such thing as witches.
                                Even if the person 'admits' to being a witch (or satanist, not the same thing), it doesn't mean they ARE one.
                                Yeah, they don't ACTUALLY exist, I thought we established this in like, the 17th Century?
                                A witch is a person who practices witchcraft. This is rebellion against God.

                                It is not required to be successful in the practice of witchcraft to be a witch. There are many witches; few are successful.
                                Bible boring? Nonsense!
                                Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                                You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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