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  • ExGay Alex
    Helping boys become upright model citizens
    True Christian™
    • May 2008
    • 1295
    #61
    Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

    Originally posted by Mr.Common Sense View Post
    Be careful now. Remember retards go to hell.
    This is so very unkind. You should be ashamed of yourself for such a comment. We don't tolerate bullying here. Haven't you been following the news? No likes anyone who picks on the weak.
    "Come Unto Me. Put forth thine hand now, and touch all that he hath." (Matthew 19:14, Job 1:11).

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      • Daisy Mae Johnson
        The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
        Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
        aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 15708
        #62
        Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

        BUMP. It's that time of year again!
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          • Daisy Mae Johnson
            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2006
            • 15708
            #63
            Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

            WARNING:

            Don't let your kids use pool floaties as sex toys!

            This little harlot looks like she is enjoying this swan a little too much. Also note the perverted look on the face of the swan and her dad.

            Disgusting!
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              • Mother Of Seven
                True Christian™ with a quiverful
                • Jan 2014
                • 2243
                #64
                Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL

                Summer causes dark wet rings in your armpits, which are so unbecoming for a lady, and make men smell. Unless of course, you use that deodorant stuff, but my family refuses to use that. Jesus didn't use it, so why should we? I'm sure there's something satanic about it.

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                  • Mary Etheldreda
                    Gushing for Jesus
                     
                    • Sep 2011
                    • 23775
                    #65
                    Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

                    Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                    WARNING:

                    Don't let your kids use pool floaties as sex toys!

                    This little harlot looks like she is enjoying this swan a little too much. Also note the perverted look on the face of the swan and her dad.

                    Disgusting!
                    A Princess Swan and a little girl.

                    Great.

                    Pedophilic lesbianism passed off as "summer innocence."

                    Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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                      • EuroTrashAthiest
                        Unsaved trash, smartassed tool of satan
                        • May 2014
                        • 5
                        #66
                        Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL

                        Originally posted by Daisy Mae Johnson View Post
                        ENJOYING SUMMER CAN SEND YOU TO HELL!!


                        1. Public Pools! They can cause pregnancy. True Christian women should never get in them past their knees. Public pools also spread the AIDS. Come to think of it JUST STAY OUT of them.

                        No, in order to get pregnant, you must have had unprotected sexual intercourse
                        Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                        abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                          • Mother Of Seven
                            True Christian™ with a quiverful
                            • Jan 2014
                            • 2243
                            #67
                            Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL

                            ^^ Who let this idiot out of the asylum?

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                              • DemonThinker96
                                Unsaved trash, repulsive teenaged demon
                                • Apr 2014
                                • 122
                                #68
                                Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL

                                Originally posted by Mother Of Seven View Post
                                ^^ Who let this idiot out of the asylum?

                                Same could be said for us retards
                                Rom.1:26-27
                                For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature. And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet.

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                                  • WilliamJenningsBryan
                                    True Christian™
                                     
                                    • Jan 2007
                                    • 9384
                                    #69
                                    Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL

                                    Originally posted by EuroTrashAthiest View Post
                                    No, in order to get pregnant, you must have had unprotected sexual intercourse
                                    Typing "how to avoid pregnancy" into a search engine does not prevent pregnancy - most who do this wind up being called parents.
                                    Hell's foundations quiver at the shout of praise;
                                    brothers, lift your voices, loud your anthems raise.
                                    ...and get off my lawn
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                                      • John Allen
                                        Forum Member
                                        Forum Member
                                        • Feb 2014
                                        • 143
                                        #70
                                        Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL

                                        Originally posted by EuroTrashAthiest View Post
                                        No, in order to get pregnant, you must have had unprotected sexual intercourse
                                        I know a woman that became pregnant from going to a public pool. All kinds of perverts lurk there, so it is very possible.
                                        Leviticus 18:22 Romans 1:24-27 1 Corinthians 6:9-10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 1 Timothy 1:9 - 1:10 Jude 1:7

                                        Here is proof that homosexuality is indeed a sin, for all those out there saying otherwise. Got a problem with it? Romans 9:20

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                                          • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                                            Forum Member
                                            Forum Member
                                            • May 2014
                                            • 709
                                            #71
                                            Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL

                                            Also in the summertime we must remember that THE LORD COMES SUDDENLY - when you least expect! Matthew 25:13

                                            Keep yourselves clothed! Revelation 16:15
                                            PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                                            Revelation 21:8

                                            Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
                                            Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                                              • LolitaInbred
                                                Confirmed Enemy of God
                                                • Jun 2013
                                                • 80
                                                #72
                                                Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL

                                                [PARANOID CONSPIRACY THEORIES REMOVED]


                                                Everything will send you to hell. The safest thing to do is stay inside with the AC and act like idiots on the internet...oh wait, the internet is evil as well, or haven't you heard that before?
                                                Last edited by Mary Etheldreda; 05-31-2014, 12:59 AM. Reason: We're not a conspiracy theory forum, dear. Stick to the facts.

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                                                  • Marko Loimaan-Aho
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    Forum Member
                                                    • May 2014
                                                    • 709
                                                    #73
                                                    Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL

                                                    Originally posted by LolitaWolfiebear View Post
                                                    [PARANOID CONSPIRACY THEORIES REMOVED]


                                                    Everything will send you to hell.
                                                    No, not us. Only those who do not believe in and who live in sin
                                                    PRAISE THE LORD ALMIGHTY!
                                                    Revelation 21:8

                                                    Animal Rights - A Christian Perspective
                                                    Satan’s new technology – Black is even darker than before

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                                                      • Spencerreid
                                                        Unsaved trash
                                                        • Jun 2014
                                                        • 4
                                                        #74
                                                        Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL

                                                        Well it looks like i'm going to hell. Or not, because it doesn't exist

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                                                          • Mother Of Seven
                                                            True Christian™ with a quiverful
                                                            • Jan 2014
                                                            • 2243
                                                            #75
                                                            Re: WARNING! Enjoyng Summer Can Send You to HELL

                                                            Originally posted by Spencerreid View Post
                                                            Well it looks like i'm going to hell. Or not, because it doesn't exist
                                                            And when you find out you're wrong, it will be too late to change your mind and repent. We will enjoy watching you burn while we sit back in Heaven sipping ice cold wine.

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