[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

Mardi Gras as in the Latin for "fat Tuesday" indicating a day of indulgent behavior immediately prior to Ash Wednesday and the somber observation of Lent?

I'm not seeing any connection with Injuns of any kind Mr. Choup--toot-ass.

Inquiringly Yours,

Handmaiden

Not Latin, French.

I'm not Catholic, so I don't do Lent - I just love going to Mardi Gras parades.

The Tchoupitoulas (pronounced chop-i-TOO-lus) aren't real Indians - they're New Orleans musicians. But they look great in breechcloths and feathers dancing their way through the French Quarter.

[HTannor]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

Summertime brings carnivals and fairs. So BEWARE of these:

13. Corn Dogs. No self-respecting gentleman would let one of these homer loving things anywhere near his mouth.



I can't speak for the ladies, but men should avoid these at all costs.

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

Summertime brings carnivals and fairs. So BEWARE of these:

13. Corn Dogs. No self-respecting gentleman would let one of these homer loving things anywhere near his mouth.



I can't speak for the ladies, but men should avoid these at all costs.

Everyone should definitely avoid the ones that come from the freezer case - they're full of preservatives and made from inferior quality meats.
Hebrew National Beef Franks, cooked in home-made cornbread batter, and served with a dab of brown mustard, however, are delicious.

[Nobar King]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

You couldn't just by a decent American hot-dog?

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

You couldn't just by a decent American hot-dog?

Hebrew National is an American hot dog - the company is headquartered in New York City.

[Nobar King]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

Well Excuuuse ME! I thought the hebrew nation was in Israel.

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

Well Excuuuse ME! I thought the hebrew nation was in Israel.

The Hebrew nation, such as it is, is in Israel.

Hebrew National Franks are kosher hot dogs made in New York.

[BelieverInGod]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

Everyone should definitely avoid the ones that come from the freezer case - they're full of preservatives and made from inferior quality meats.
Hebrew National Beef Franks, cooked in home-made cornbread batter, and served with a dab of brown mustard, however, are delicious.

Of course they have inferior quality meats in them. Do you really think Hebrew National fills theres with Filet Mignon?

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

Of course they have inferior quality meats in them. Do you really think Hebrew National fills theres with Filet Mignon?

Filet mignon, no. But they also don't just stuff whatever bits are leftover from processing main cuts, plus whatever cartilage and organ meats can be boiled down into a skin and call it food, either.

It's not like anyone is dimb enough to think that a steady diet of hot dogs is good for you, even if they're the higher quality hot dogs.

[SUV]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

Hebrew National Franks are kosher hot dogs made in New York.

This is all messed-up. It's as bad as that "New York Texas Toast"

[handmaiden]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

It's not like anyone is dimb enough to think that a steady diet of hot dogs is good for you, even if they're the higher quality hot dogs.

Oh, little one. You are still wet behind your precious new arrival ears. On this forum, there is ALWAYS someone dumb enough to think or believe something otherwise bellied by common sense.

Just when you think that you've encountered the nadir of dumbness, you discover there is underground parking one floor below for the even dumber.

Sighfully Yours,

Handmaiden

[Mark Christ]

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9. Sandals. Perverted men with foot fantasies may be provoked into a sexshul frenzy and rape the person nearest to him.

I know JESUS wore sandals, but back then China didn't manufacture shoes so HE had no choice.

I have even seen some harlots expose their feet with PAINTED toe nails!
Such wanton sexual displays are straight paths to Hell.

Men can wear sandals because, as you say, Jesus did too.
However, modesty counts. I only wear mine with socks.

[Dirk]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

We need more Jews?

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

I have even seen some harlots expose their feet with PAINTED toe nails!
Such wanton sexual displays are straight paths to Hell.

Men can wear sandals because, as you say, Jesus did too.
However, modesty counts. I only wear mine with socks.

Brother,

Whilst I must admit your look is quite fetching, I must say you don't seem to have the modesty as down-pat as it should be. I think it would be more than the summer sun causing ladies to get heated up in that outfit.

Perhaps next time you are out and about cavorting, you should try a longer pant with your footwear ensemble.



Just a suggestion.

YIC,

Mrs.P.Wintersnow

[Tchoupitoulas]

Re: WARNING! Summer Can Send You to HELL

Trust me, neither plaid shorts nor high-water pants, are going to get anyone hot and bothered, and socks with sandals are just overkill on the quest for life-long celibacy.