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  • Seeker
    Thank you Pastor Pistle!
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 966
    #1

    Called to Jury Duty and....

    BS being a true citizen of the USA!! I even said to some family members that Mexico members wet backs that swim to the border is not faIR. THEY WILL NEVER BE CALLED.

    They will never get called but us true Americans that pay real taxes will~!!!

    Can any of you true Christians help me out here? I served two years ago..


    Friday, October,..19th. I even wrote the court a letter of how hard it would be. really don't want to leave my 4 month old.


    Maybe I should thank GW for letting me the freedom that I have so far. yeah! gO iRAq!!!

    I guess this is my freedom living here!!!

    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
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    • Hitoshi
      Professor of Engrish
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 446
      #2
      Re: Called to Jury Duty and....

      Originally posted by Seeker View Post
      BS being a true citizen of the USA!! I even said to some family members that Mexico members wet backs that swim to the border is not faIR. THEY WILL NEVER BE CALLED.

      They will never get called but us true Americans that pay real taxes will~!!!

      Can any of you true Christians help me out here? I served two years ago..


      Friday, October,..19th. I even wrote the court a letter of how hard it would be. really don't want to leave my 4 month old.


      Maybe I should thank GW for letting me the freedom that I have so far. yeah! gO iRAq!!!

      I guess this is my freedom living here!!!
      you are have serious problem for express of clear thought. it look like snow monkey poop on my computer screen. learn for write english dummy.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555
          #3
          Re: Called to Jury Duty and....

          Originally posted by Seeker View Post
          BS being a true citizen of the USA!! I even said to some family members that Mexico members wet backs that swim to the border is not faIR. THEY WILL NEVER BE CALLED.

          They will never get called but us true Americans that pay real taxes will~!!!

          Can any of you true Christians help me out here? I served two years ago..


          Friday, October,..19th. I even wrote the court a letter of how hard it would be. really don't want to leave my 4 month old.


          Maybe I should thank GW for letting me the freedom that I have so far. yeah! gO iRAq!!!

          I guess this is my freedom living here!!!
          If our President has summoned you for jury duty, then you haul your lazy unsaved heathen keester down there and DO YOUR DUTY!

          Drop the brat baby off with your sister or your grandmother and SERVE YOUR COUNTRY!

          By the way, do you even have your husband's permission to be in here?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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            • eliot mayfield
              God Squad
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 9324
              #4
              Re: Called to Jury Duty and....

              Jury duty is a great opportunity to find people guilty of crimes and see them locked away. I love jury duty.
              Matthew:
              5:17 Think not that I am come to destroy the law, or the prophets: I am not come to destroy, but to fulfil.
              5:18 For verily I say unto you, Till heaven and earth pass, one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law, till all be fulfilled
              10:21 And the brother shall deliver up the brother to death, and the father the child: and the children shall rise up against their parents, and cause them to be put to death.
              10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.


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                • Brother Temperance
                  Senior Usher
                  True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                  A very nice young man
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 15621
                  #5
                  Re: Called to Jury Duty and....

                  They let women make decisions about important things now? Since when? Are you sure you haven't just been summoned to cook dinner for the jury while they talk about important masculine things? That'd seem to make more sense.
                  O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                  God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Marshall
                      Righteous and Patriotic
                      Highest body count at the VFW
                      True Christian™
                      • Oct 2006
                      • 3322
                      #6
                      Re: Called to Jury Duty and....

                      Do your duty and put criminals off the street.
                      The less darkies and Mexicans on the loose the better it is for everyone.
                      God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                        • Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Senior Pastor
                          VP of Evangelical Outreach
                          On FIRE for Jesus
                          True Christian™
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5812
                          #7
                          Re: Called to Jury Duty and....

                          Originally posted by Seeker View Post
                          Can any of you true Christians help me out here? I served two years ago..
                          Why in the world would you want to get out of jury duty? It must be a wonderful feeling to put no good criminal punks behind bars. You can tell if a man is guilty just by watching his face when he puts his hand on the Bible.

                          Unfortunately for me, I can't seem to get picked for a jury. They just ask me a few questions and send me home.

                          Pastor Billy-Reuben
                          Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

                          ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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                            • Marshall
                              Righteous and Patriotic
                              Highest body count at the VFW
                              True Christian™
                              • Oct 2006
                              • 3322
                              #8
                              Re: Called to Jury Duty and....

                              I get to serve a lot being friends with the local authorities and all.
                              We have an exceptional record for placing criminals behind bars.
                              God bless America, the Second Amendment and the Constitution. God bless the United States Marine Corps and all who fight for Jesus in third world cess pools. God bless the GOP and all they stand for, Truth, Honesty and the American people. God bless Landover Baptist Church and all True Christians™ the world over. Curses to our Muslim President, his failure is our Salvation.

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                                • SalvationSeeker
                                  True Christian™ Theologian
                                  Forum Member
                                  • Sep 2006
                                  • 3892
                                  #9
                                  Re: Called to Jury Duty and....

                                  Just keep Psalm 14:1, Micah 7:2 and James 2:10 in mind when you make your decision if he's guilty or not..

                                  The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God.
                                  They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.
                                  Psalm 14:1

                                  The good man is perished out of the earth: and there is none upright among men:
                                  They all lie in wait for blood; they hunt every man his brother with a net.
                                  Micah 7:2

                                  For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all.
                                  James 2:10
                                  If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
                                  A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
                                  Proverbs 9:12-13

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                                    • Bobby-Joe
                                      Landover Security Superviser
                                      Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                                      NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                                      True Christian™
                                      • Sep 2006
                                      • 18405
                                      #10
                                      Re: Called to Jury Duty and....

                                      Jury duty is not typically an issue in Freehold County, most cases resolved by the defendants being moved by Jesus to plead guilty before they go to trial. You see the court also appoints a "spiritual adviser" team to defendant who guide them to making the correct decision threw hands on interaction.

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                                        • Virginia Day Templeton
                                          Christ's Battle Axe
                                           
                                          • Dec 2006
                                          • 2827
                                          #11
                                          Re: Called to Jury Duty and....

                                          I had jury duty once, but I had a huge meat loaf for lunch a few hours earlier and dozed off during deliberations. It ended up not mattering, though—the defendant was black so I knew he was guilty.
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