God likes good Grammar

[John Creeser]

Brothers and Sisters please try to watch your spelling. The Bible is grammatically correct and so should you.

I've been reading some posts and quite disappointed that such devote followers of the Lord Jesus Christ have such poor Grammar skills.

Hey, if I can change my name from Jon to John and shed weight to be closer to God, surely you can brush up on proper spelling of God's preferred language.

[Sister Charli]

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such poor Grammar skills.

G'day John.

That should be a lower case "g" mid sentence.

Kind regards,
Charli.

[John Creeser]

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G'day John.

That should be a lower case "g" mid sentence.

Kind regards,
Charli.

I did that on purpose to see if anyone would catch on. Good eye.

[LoverOf Satan]

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I did that on purpose to see if anyone would catch on. Good eye.

Yeah, sure you did.

[John Creeser]

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Yeah, sure you did.

Why so much hate?

I'll being paying particular attention to there vs their and your vs you're.

Not that I'm the Landover grammar police, but as with preaching the Bible, I'll be preaching good grammar as well.

[Mark Christ]

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Why so much hate?

I'll being paying particular attention to there vs their and your vs you're.

Not that I'm the Landover grammar police, but as with preaching the Bible, I'll be preaching good grammar as well.

Good point. I often see fellow Christians write "Your going to Hell". As if they own going to Hell or something.

It's "You're going to Hell" people!! As in YOU ARE GOING TO HELL.

A very important difference IMHO.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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God does care about the details, and deeply so!

"one jot or one tittle shall in no wise pass from the law" - Matthew 5:18

[JosephMatthews]

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Grammar is, in my humble opinion, astronomically important. Even more so, however, is the fact that it is under-taught today. Spelling and grammar are both virtues of the Bible and of society that should not be taken as lightly as they are. It does not take much time to learn the ins and outs of English grammar, and spell-check on a computer makes it simple for the less educated to spell correctly.

Regardless... some people just can't help it, as they were never taught. But just as it is never too late in one's life to repent and come to Jesus, it is never to late in one's life to learn proper grammar and spelling.

[Nobar King]

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I've been wondering about the value of all those apostrophes we bought from England last year. Some people have been using too many of them as if they're worth nothing, they just put them anywhere there is a final s even if it's just a plural noun.

Please try to avoid abusing this national resource so that it may retain its value.

[David Ben Ahzea]

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Verily, brethren and sistren in Christ, it behoves ye with all care and diligence to emulate the source of all wisdom in your writings; that ye may become cunning in the understanding of the Lord's word and righteous in your postings here.

I am currently buying apostrophes on behalf of the Isle of Sodd Widows' and Orphans' Fund. Should you have a surplus of unused punctuation marks in good condition, please contact me.

[Brother Snapper Grogan]

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G'day John.

That should be a lower case "g" mid sentence.

Kind regards,
Charli.

Struth, Charli - that was bonza. You've got an eye like a wedgie on you.