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  • SUV
    True Christian™ Princess
    The Driving Force behind RA12
    Have at it, anytime!
    • Sep 2006
    • 11027

    #1

    Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

    A Very Happy Birthday to you from your CONFEDERACY of CHRISTIANS!



  • Rev. Jim Osborne
    True Christian™ Televangelist
    Director of Fundraising and Tithing
    On the Look Out for Wife #6!
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 8622

    #2
    Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

    Happy Birthday to America's most beloved pastor! I hope you enjoyed that new 2011 Escalade limo I got you. (I hope your negro chauffeur will be able to handle that beast!)

    Watch the #1 Televangelist Gospel Hour in the World! "Turn or Burn: Accept Christ or Go to Hell with Rev. Jim Osborne." Check your local cable listings.

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    • Brother Harold Porter
      Landover Senior Outreach
      Touching Men, Women and Children with the Good News!
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 8236

      #3
      Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

      Happy Birthday Pastor!!

      My gift should be there by Friday. It's in a plain brown wrapper and the company promised the return address would be innocuous.

      May Christ bless you on this special day!
      Matthew 19:14 "But Jesus said, Suffer little children, and forbid them not, to come unto me: for of such is the kingdom of heaven."

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      • Lisa H
        Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2010
        • 5070

        #4
        Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

        Happy Birthday!
        Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
        Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
        Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
        Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
        Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
        Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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        • Mark Christ
          Forum Member
          Forum Member
          • Jun 2010
          • 84

          #5
          Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

          Have a Happy and Blessed Birthday Pastor Ezekiel!
          Thank you so much for your kind and warm welcome.

          Deuteronomy 7:26 Neither shalt thou bring an abomination into thine house, lest thou be a cursed thing like it: but thou shalt utterly detest it, and thou shalt utterly abhor it; for it is a cursed thing.

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          • Didymus Much
            Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
            • Jun 2010
            • 14076

            #6
            Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

            Happy Birthday from the peanut gallery!

            Jeremiah 35:5 And I set before the sons of the house of the Rechabites pots full of wine, and cups, and I said unto them, Drink ye wine.

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            • Brother Barnabus
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Apr 2010
              • 388

              #7
              Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

              Happy Birthday Pastor Zeke.........Satan's Nemesis !!
              Nahum 1:2

              God is jealous, and the LORD revengeth; the LORD revengeth, and is furious; the LORD will take vengeance on his adversaries, and he reserveth wrath for his enemies.


              If God is Love ... Who created Hell??!!

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              • Nobar King
                Municipal Code Archivist - Deuteronomy 28:58
                Christ's Guardian
                True Christian™
                • Sep 2007
                • 23748

                #8
                Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

                Have a Blessed Birthday, Pastor Ezekiel!
                May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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                • James Hutchins
                  True Christian™
                  Just a Regular Nice Guy
                   
                  • Jun 2009
                  • 29443

                  #9
                  Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

                  Pastor Ezeikel,
                  As you know, I owe my life to God and to you. If not for your firm rod that you never spared, drenching me in Gods love time and time again, who knows what horrors my life may of become, what deviant path I might of followed.
                  I have sent you a little present, a box of Cuaba Piramide Edicion. Please be sure to retain the shipping container as it may be reused. I assume a pearl black Escalade with 22" wheels pleases you.


                  YIC
                  JH
                  Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                  Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                  Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                  Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                  Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                  Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                  • Phebe Carlyle
                    GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                    Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                    True Christian™
                    • May 2010
                    • 2604

                    #10
                    Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

                    Pastor Ezekiel!

                    The happiest of Birthdays to you! I thought long and hard over what would be an appropriate gift for a man such as yourself and this is what I decided on.

                    I have heard through the gossip mill grapevine, that you are partial to collectibles, and as such, I was able to get you these:

                    I am more than sure that no one else will have the complete collection, if any of them at all!



                    and also THIS rarity.



                    I have posted it off to you but thought you may want to see what excitement you will be experiencing once it arrives. Just a spoiler from you tubes..... The last battle in this Game For Christ, is against that demon Dawkins!!



                    Enjoy!!

                    YIC,

                    Mrs.P.Wintersnow.




                    There's Jesus here,
                    Just see what He offers me....
                    Down here my sins forgiven,
                    Up there a home in heaven
                    Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                    • BelieverInGod
                      Fourm Member
                      Forum Member
                      • Feb 2010
                      • 9269

                      #11
                      Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

                      Happy Birthday!
                      Drama queen

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                      • Billy Bob Jenkins
                        Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                        About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                        Hates anal sex. And trees.
                        True Christian™
                        • May 2010
                        • 8337

                        #12
                        Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

                        God's Favorite Warrior lives to fight for Christ another day!
                        The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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                        • Angelique
                          Unsaved trash
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 31

                          #13
                          Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

                          Happy birthday, Pastor!

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                          • Daisy Mae Johnson
                            The Future Mrs. Ezekiel Flint
                            Voted Best Pies in Freehold 10 Years Running
                            aka the Biblethumpin Blonde
                            True Christian™
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 15708

                            #14
                            Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

                            HAPPY BIRTHDAY SWEEY PIE!!!!!!


                            JESUS lves you and so do I!!!

                            p/s: Don't forget to meet me at your airplane hanger tonight. I have something verrrrrrrrry special planned for you!
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                            • Nurse Clampett
                              Jesus's Favorite Nurse
                              Forum Member
                              • Jan 2009
                              • 974

                              #15
                              Re: Extra-Blessed Birthday, PASTOR EZEKIEL!!!

                              Happy Birthday, Pastor Zeke!
                              Luke 5:31
                              And Jesus answering said unto them, They that are whole need not a physician; but they that are sick

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