[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I have accept jesus and now i want my kanker ps3

Okay, then the final step would be the receipt of your Tithe. That is 10% of your (or your parents) gross income. Click on the Paypal button at the bottom of this page and we'll set you right up.

[sterf-kanker-jezus]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I have accept jesus and now i want my kanker ps3

[Justin Bill]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

When I got saved I made that decision by reading the bible and talking to a preacher. At that time, the original Playstation was just hitting the market, [/FONT]

well then, maybe the playstation wasn't the gift for eternal grace recievers? I hope someady to get my very own playstation, and in fact, i accept jesus into my heart, and i really want a wII...

Praise Jesus!!

I am hungry for the blood of salvation!!

too bad you, my freind, are going to hell..

[Lieutenant88]

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I do not understand the point of view you people have here. I looked at the actual page showing the offer, and I can understand wanting children to be saved, but I can not understand using an electronic device to sway them in that particular direction. When I got saved I made that decision by reading the bible and talking to a preacher. At that time, the original Playstation was just hitting the market, and sure I wanted one, but I didn't need that to persuade me to get saved. And then you tell the children to get their mother or father's checkbook or credit card? Come on, where I come from, thats considered STEALING. Isn't that condemned in the Bible? Not to mention the fact that it is ILLEGAL. I've dealt with people passing off stolen checks quite a bit, and they usually get prosecuted to some extent by law. I think that would be considered stolen IF the parents didn't approve it, and I'm almost sure that you are pushing toward that by this quote: "If your parents ask you where you got your new PlayStation 3, just tell them that your Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ, delivered it to you via the U.S. Postal Service in exchange for your soul." Sounds to me like you don't want them to let their parents know how they acquired it, and that also would be a LIE, which is also condemned in the bible. And the children are going to be in big trouble when the parents' credit card or bank statement arrives in the mail. Then you say and again I quote: "Tell Jesus that you hate your parents, and that you'd rather have Him for your Daddy. Ask Him to forgive your sins, and cover you with His blood (you'll see plenty of that splattered across your TV when you play your complimentary Grand Theft Auto 3 game!)." You say your giving a complimentary copy of Grand Theft Auto 3, that is a violent, and yes as you said "bloody" game, packed with murder and bad language along with drug use, to CHILDREN? That's ridiculous. They make plenty of games that are not that bad. You have to be 18 at most retail stores to buy that game, and you are going to distribute it to children. It is rated mature. And you compare Christ's blood to the blood on a video game. Thats real good. My point is, you people are ridiculous. Save someone by convincing them to go to church. Read your bible. And be sure to talk bad and call me a sodomite and things of that nature because I don't agree with you. This site is a scam and personally I think that just maybe your church might be a scam, in fact, I would like to attend it someday to see what ploys you use in your sermons to get followers. In fact, instead of taking up offering, how about offering people money to come forward and be saved. There's an idea. Or maybe just go to a church where all you need is the word of God and the Spirit of the Holy Ghost to be saved.

[CloudsAboveMe]

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I don't need video game systems to praise the Lord. Besides, everyone knows that Wii systems are recruiting the youth to homosexuality, it says so in your parenting forum!

I hope this is a joke, friends, because you are saying Wiis are evil, yet you are giving them away! This concerns me, and I pray for all of those who want a Wii.

All my blessings!

-Dave

[CaveManJoke]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Holy cow, sign me up!
I wants a free one!
You'd better pay for the S&H though, I dont do that.
I'll be willing to go to a non catholic church for 5 minutes if you give me one!

heya, the Xbox has Counter Strike source with it toO! I could totally practice my terrorist skills wielding Ak-47s with it! Sign me ups!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

As the old Monty Python song "Every Sperm is Sacred," clearly explained, Catholics are Catholics from conception. The protestant British heathens were a bit more lewd, but you get the drift. We’re born saved, live with it.

Your friend in Christ,
Sister Abstinence

So I take it that you are another nary worshiper here to persecute us.

[SisterAbstinenceOnly]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Are you seriously trying to tell us that, as a little baby, you made a conscious decision to turn your life and soul over to Jesus and follow all His Commands?

As the old Monty Python song "Every Sperm is Sacred," clearly explained, Catholics are Catholics from conception. The protestant British heathens were a bit more lewd, but you get the drift. We’re born saved, live with it.

Your friend in Christ,
Sister Abstinence

[ILikeJesus]

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Waste of Bandwidth removed. -Wash O'Hanley

Additional waste of bandwidth removed- Wash O'Hanley

[tinfoil]

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I have accepted Jesus. Can I have my PS3 so I can sell it on eBay and go back to playing Fire Emblem on my Wii?

[ILikeJesus]

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Waste of Bandwidth removed. -Wash O'Hanley

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Brethren, I am speechless. I only registered here a few minutes ago and posted in your introduction forum to say hi. Now that I have been looking around, I am stunned at what I am seeing. Giving away free video game systems to win people to Christ is materialism. Then people won't come to Christ for Christ, but because of the merchandise they can get.

Jesus condemned the Pharisees for making his Father's House a den of theives (See John 2:15-16). I'm afraid I can't encourage this at all.

In His Precious Name,

Roy

Friend, now this is hate speech. Are you saying that "Prosperity Christianity" is equivalent to the theives who pillage New Orleans? Are you saying that the promise of Jesus to reward his followers a thousandfold is theivery?

The only reason people accept Christ is because he bribes them with heaven, a material reward. Heaven is a bribe. Are you calling Jesus a thief?

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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That photo is fake.

Prove it, heathen. Sister Thumper is my fiancee. Are calling her a liar?

I was there when that picture was taken, so don't come in here bearing false witness.

[imback]

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Oh, there he goes being all humble and shy again.

He indeed is a Hunk of Man on fire for the Lord!

Here is a pic I snapped of him last summer while he was mucking out a stall on my property.

Why, I bet even JESUS Himself envies Pastor Zeke's abs.

GLORY!

That photo is fake.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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I do indeed. With my rock hard abs (I swim 5 miles a day in my olympic-sized pool) and my natural good looks (blonde-haired and blue-eyed, just like Jesus!), I have innumerable queers wanting to commit sodomy on me. Being strong with Jesus, I am not tempted to indulge in that particular filthy sin.

I have hear it said that there are fan sites devoted to me on other forums, but I am too humble to check and see if that's true.

Praise Jesus!

Oh, there he goes being all humble and shy again.

He indeed is a Hunk of Man on fire for the Lord!

Here is a pic I snapped of him last summer while he was mucking out a stall on my property.

Why, I bet even JESUS Himself envies Pastor Zeke's abs.

GLORY!