[Pastor Billy-Reuben]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Looks like Christainity is going down the toilet.

Sure it is. That's why over 50% of the US population believe that the Earth is less than 10,000 years old, that all the living things we see today were created by God in their present form, and that evolution is a fairy tale. That's why the most powerful nation in the world goes to war because its leader believes that Jesus told him to do so. That's why no serious political candidate for national office in the US has a shot unless he publicly declares his Christian faith.

Open your eyes.

Pastor Billy-Reuben

[Sire_Rodney]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I wouldn't go with a PS3 to save a soul. Sony is obviously run by Satan (c). I'd send out old-school NES's. It came out it came out 24 years closer to when Jesus sacrifised himself, while the the PS3 only came out last year.

[Stella]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!

Sounds like bribery to me. Are you getting so desperate to find some more followers that you are bribing them with PSPs? Looks like Christainity is going down the toilet.

[sinner]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Can I get an eggbeater instead? Mine broke while I set it to an ungodly speed while masturbating...errr...mixing, yes, mixing the eggs to make a batter for the cake I was baking for our Sunday bake sale at the church so that we could buy more Bables for the unsaved children of Iraq.

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[Brother Temperance]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Sorta what I was thinkin'...

Which is better? That we give him a PS3 out of the goodness of our hearts and "buy" his faith, or that he should be damned to Hell for not believing?

[cornyjohn]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

what? get a ps3? for accepting christ? Are you trying to buy my faith?

Sorta what I was thinkin'...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I thought better and I will say it differently:
Though blond and blue-eyed, he is dark-brown, almost like an Afro-American. And he dares to compare himself to Him!

Real Americans don't have hypens.

[narrowpathy]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Though blond and blue-eyed, he is dark-brown, almost like a niggra. And he dares to compare himself to Him!

I thought better and I will say it differently:
Though blond and blue-eyed, he is dark-brown, almost like an Afro-American. And he dares to compare himself to Him!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Though blond and blue-eyed, he is dark-brown, almost like a niggra. And he dares to compare himself to Him!

We have zero tolerance for racism here at Landover! If the Good Lord wants to create a dark brown man who resembles Him, then that's God's business, not yours.

[narrowpathy]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

I don't like it. Kids and young adults should read the Bible! Not play games. computer games or other games! Besides computer games are made either in Nippon or California.

[narrowpathy]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

Oh, there he goes being all humble and shy again.

He indeed is a Hunk of Man on fire for the Lord!

Here is a pic I snapped of him last summer while he was mucking out a stall on my property.

Why, I bet even JESUS Himself envies Pastor Zeke's abs.

GLORY!

Though blond and blue-eyed, he is dark-brown, almost like a niggra. And he dares to compare himself to Him!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Brother Temperance, this is the very first post in this whole thread, and it explicitly endorses the Wii.

We do not endorse wii, you ignorant queen. They are used as a means to reach out to the youth of America and get them Saved©. The software that we supply with the models we give away is somewhat......unique.

We would do literally anything to bring sinners to Christ.

[GunnyHackett]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

We have given away tens of thousands of these, but now the new deal is the WII. We still have a few PS3s left. Get yours before the manufacturer goes out of business!

Brother Temperance, this is the very first post in this whole thread, and it explicitly endorses the Wii.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

How is it that a Wii could be considered a part of a Godly community when one of your own articles refutes that?: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/january/wii.html

When have we ever considered a Wii to be part of our Godly community? Are you getting a w-i-i mixed up with a p-s-3? Because if you are, I certainly wouldn't trust you to post a letter. The aborted fetuses I send to liberal feminazi politicians on a weekly basis are very important, and I certainly wouldn't want liberal incompetence ruining them, Praise Jesus!

[GunnyHackett]

Re: ACCEPT JESUS AND GET A FREE PS3!

How is it that a Wii could be considered a part of a Godly community when one of your own articles refutes that?: http://www.landoverbaptist.org/2008/january/wii.html

Matthew 24:51
"And shall cut him asunder, and appoint him his portion with the hypocrites: there shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth."