Emergency newsflash!!!!!! N. Korea has just detonated a nuclear device!!!!!!

[eliot mayfield]

Are you prepared?? We at landover are we have supplies to last generations.
But if you are trapped outside of Landover and are a True Christian (tm) remember these:







Get on the phone now to your civil defense dept. and make sure your shelters are stocked! During the demoncrat reign, many shelters were not kept up to date and supplies could be expired. Demand that your city be prepared in case that koreean manages to get a bird up!


And if you're stupid enough not to home school your kids where they'll be close to the family shelter, make sure they remember to get under their desks when the bombs fall!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Emergency newsflash!!!!!! N. Korea has just detonated a nuclear device!!!!!!

Praise Jesus! Let us all pray that GWB pushes that Godly button and sends our American "Big Boys" flying. Jesus wants to bomb those gooks in Pyongyingyang back into the stoneage! GLORY!!!

[Talitha]

Re: Emergency newsflash!!!!!! N. Korea has just detonated a nuclear device!!!!!!

Looks like they want to play a game!!
Our Bombs are much bigger than yours.
Kim Jong-Il is gonna have a BIG suprise.

[Zephaniah]

Re: Emergency newsflash!!!!!! N. Korea has just detonated a nuclear device!!!!!!

So what if North Korea has a nuclear weapon? We have several thousand. The only thing that they'll achieve by attempting to bomb us is being sent to their own firey doom.

[eliot mayfield]

Re: Emergency newsflash!!!!!! N. Korea has just detonated a nuclear device!!!!!!

Is that the Godly Mr. Marshall?

[Talitha]

Re: Emergency newsflash!!!!!! N. Korea has just detonated a nuclear device!!!!!!

Is that the Godly Mr. Marshall?

There is a certain familiar warmth about him isn't there?

[Brother V]

Re: Emergency newsflash!!!!!! N. Korea has just detonated a nuclear device!!!!!!

I say we just nuke North Korea now, and then just claim it was an accident that they had during their tests.

Nice and tidy, and no one is the wiser.

YIC
V

[Pastor Isaac Peters]

Re: Emergency newsflash!!!!!! N. Korea has just detonated a nuclear device!!!!!!

Looks like they want to play a game!!
Our Bombs are much bigger than yours.
Kim Jong-Il is gonna have a BIG suprise.

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In honor of our Divinely hand-picked President, shouldn't that be "thermonucular"?

[Brimstone]

Re: Emergency newsflash!!!!!! N. Korea has just detonated a nuclear device!!!!!!

The end times are near! Satan is arming his slanty eyed minions with nukes. Once the nips get their own nukes, Satan will begin his final assault on God and Christianity. Satan's nukes are no match for God's wrath. Those gooks won't be so proud when they're being skinned alive in Hell. Rivers of blood will flow in asia when Jesus returns, and it won't be Christian blood.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Emergency newsflash!!!!!! N. Korea has just detonated a nuclear device!!!!!!

Cool, got the new wide screen for the BJ bunker, just in time! As the Godly Bush would say "bring it on commie". Only west coast homers who will get it anyway.