The Golden Compass will make your' kids HOMERS!

[Bobby-Joe]

Up coming movie The Golden Compass presents itself as an innocent child’s fantasy adventure story. As we have seen with Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and the Chronicles of Narnia these stories are nothing more than attempts to force Satan up into the colons of your innocent children. But setting them in make-believe worlds they push anti-Christian attitudes like tolerance and compassion for those different than good Republican voting people. Additionally offensive is talking animals are a consistent theme, thus promoting depraved acts with animals (we don’t have to mention the number of Barn Yard Owl related deaths among children since Harry Potter came out)

However The Golden Compass is especially odious; it is a specifically atheist work were the good are non-believers and the Christians are the evil ones. The thinly disguise church in the stories kidnaps children and tortures them, kills unbelievers with out mercy and seeks to destroy anything that threatens their beliefs in the slightest way; all of this is presented like it is somehow a bad thing. Simple Christian values are twisted on their head in The Golden Compass and it is a direct attack on TRUE Christians™ and our beliefs.

Read about Godly Fox news discussing the threat posed by The Golden Compass here. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,300737,00.html

In think we can draw the correct conclusion here; they would never dare make this movie if the Republicans controlled the government like Jesus wants. While the author of the Golden Compass is English and they made the movie outside American law in Norway, UK and California the fact that this movie is going to be shown in places in the United States shows the damage the Democrats have done. Please add Philip Pullman (author), Chriz Weitz (director) and New Line Crimea to you prayer list to ask God destroys them.

YIC
BJ Tabor

[Celtic (Quarantined)]

Re: The Golden Compass will make your' kids HOMERS!

Up coming movie The Golden Compass presents itself as an innocent child’s fantasy adventure story. As we have seen with Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings and the Chronicles of Narnia these stories are nothing more than attempts to force Satan up into the colons of your innocent children. But setting them in make-believe worlds they push anti-Christian attitudes like tolerance and compassion for those different than good Republican voting people. Additionally offensive is talking animals are a consistent theme, thus promoting depraved acts with animals (we don’t have to mention the number of Barn Yard Owl related deaths among children since Harry Potter came out)

However The Golden Compass is especially odious; it is a specifically atheist work were the good are non-believers and the Christians are the evil ones. The thinly disguise church in the stories kidnaps children and tortures them, kills unbelievers with out mercy and seeks to destroy anything that threatens their beliefs in the slightest way; all of this is presented like it is somehow a bad thing. Simple Christian values are twisted on their head in The Golden Compass and it is a direct attack on TRUE Christians™ and our beliefs.

Read about Godly Fox news discussing the threat posed by The Golden Compass here. http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,300737,00.html

In think we can draw the correct conclusion here; they would never dare make this movie if the Republicans controlled the government like Jesus wants. While the author of the Golden Compass is English and they made the movie outside American law in Norway, UK and California the fact that this movie is going to be shown in places in the United States shows the damage the Democrats have done. Please add Philip Pullman (author), Chriz Weitz (director) and New Line Crimea to you prayer list to ask God destroys them.

YIC
BJ Tabor

I rather liked the book, and they innit animals, they are more...Spirit guides, almost.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Golden Compass will make your' kids HOMERS!

I rather liked the book, and they innit animals, they are more...Spirit guides, almost.

Guiding Satan right into the character buttocks is what we TRUE Christians(tm) see. Celtic, you are going to have to tithe to Jesus extra hard if you expect to purge yourself of the Golden Compass depravity. Please contact Youth Pastor Christopher Hitchens for setting up your tithing schedule.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: The Golden Compass will make your' kids HOMERS!

I rather liked the book, and they innit animals, they are more...Spirit guides, almost.

Demon injun animals? That's not a whole lot better, friend. Jesus hates demons, daemons, and people called Dameon ACLUtard as well.

[lol_is_ten_socks]

Re: The Golden Compass will make your' kids HOMERS!

I've read the books - the Golden Compass, and both Sequels - and I found them to make absolutely fantastic reads. However I don't see why (once again) people should be banned from seeing it. They can see the film, but there is no legal requirement to believe it (or any of the scientific theories put forward in it), now are there? Why can't people just go and see it as a light-hearted film? It's not pushing itself on to you! It is called fiction. That is because there is not an ounce of truth in it...

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: The Golden Compass will make your' kids HOMERS!

I've read the books - the Golden Compass, and both Sequels - and I found them to make absolutely fantastic reads. However I don't see why (once again) people should be banned from seeing it. They can see the film, but there is no legal requirement to believe it (or any of the scientific theories put forward in it), now are there? Why can't people just go and see it as a light-hearted film? It's not pushing itself on to you! It is called fiction. That is because there is not an ounce of truth in it...

Friend,

There are all kinds of problems in the world because of stuff people made up (or fiction) and started dangerous, false beliefs. That's why people should stick to the Truth of the The Bible.

[The Widow Anna]

Re: The Golden Compass will make your' kids HOMERS!

I've read the books - the Golden Compass, and both Sequels - and I found them to make absolutely fantastic reads. However I don't see why (once again) people should be banned from seeing it. They can see the film, but there is no legal requirement to believe it (or any of the scientific theories put forward in it), now are there? Why can't people just go and see it as a light-hearted film? It's not pushing itself on to you! It is called fiction. That is because there is not an ounce of truth in it...

There is no legal requirement for us to be True Christians™, but that will come with time, if we can continue to keep those left-wing hippies out of our godly government. However, we True Christians™ all know there is no other path to follow if we desire to avoid the burning fires of hell for all eternity. Sadly, some don't see this as plainly as us, so we should really help them out with some clearly defined rules, beginning with what films and books they can and cannot view. These unbelievers are too blinded by their lemming-like following of Satan, to look up and follow the TRUE "golden compass", our Saviour Jesus Christ!