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Brothers and sisters in Christ, I'm sure you've heard the news. Just a few weeks ago my husband, Mr. Whitford, took the company I started and gave to him when we wed, Born-Again Babies, and used it as the basis to start a whole new company, Proverbs 2215 Christian Toys.
Now consumer groups are whining that the lead levels in the paint used in the Born-Again Baby doll line for girls and the first of the new items for boys, Li'l Creation Scientist Lab Kit, are unsafe. Not only that, they're complaining that the thermometer in the kit is glass and uses mercury!
Well, this is Mr. Joseph Whitford they're dealing with, not some namby-pamby sissy like the homers at Mattel! He's not going to roll over to their incessant demands and waste good money on a pointless recall!
It's very simple. Children shouldn't be putting anything in their mouths except parent-approved food and drink. Girls especially shouldn't be putting dolls in their mouths, as that could well lead them to sucking on the body parts of real human beings! Any parents whose children are putting toys in their mouths are doing a poor job already. Command your children to stop, and if they continue to do this anyway and get lead poisoning, it's their own fault! Spank them for disobeying, give them some castor oil and send them to bed, and just maybe they'll learn their lesson and listen to their parents!
The same goes for the thermometer. Not only should they not be putting it in their mouths, they shouldn't be doing anything to cause it to break. And Mr. Whitford didn't want to tempt them to try and break it deliberately, so that's why he used mercury instead of alcohol. The last thing anyone wants is children gathering in the playground, breaking thermometers and trying to get drunk!
Some reporters were asking why include a thermometer in the kit in the first place. I didn't know retardeds were allowed to become reporters, but I guess somebody has to work at the Joo York Times and the Clinton News Network. The thermometer is there for the boy to conduct an experiment showing so-called "global warming" is a false doctrine! He simply has to place it outside during January and February and he can see with his own eyes that it's still pretty cold, so obviously "global warming" is a lie!
Anyway, I just wanted to give you all a heads-up, and any prayers would be greatly appreciated. For those of you who are interested, we will have copies of the official Proverbs 2215 Christian Toys press release on this subject at church this Sunday, and if you can't wait, drop by the house and I will get you one.
Thank you, and God Bless.
Now consumer groups are whining that the lead levels in the paint used in the Born-Again Baby doll line for girls and the first of the new items for boys, Li'l Creation Scientist Lab Kit, are unsafe. Not only that, they're complaining that the thermometer in the kit is glass and uses mercury!
Well, this is Mr. Joseph Whitford they're dealing with, not some namby-pamby sissy like the homers at Mattel! He's not going to roll over to their incessant demands and waste good money on a pointless recall!
It's very simple. Children shouldn't be putting anything in their mouths except parent-approved food and drink. Girls especially shouldn't be putting dolls in their mouths, as that could well lead them to sucking on the body parts of real human beings! Any parents whose children are putting toys in their mouths are doing a poor job already. Command your children to stop, and if they continue to do this anyway and get lead poisoning, it's their own fault! Spank them for disobeying, give them some castor oil and send them to bed, and just maybe they'll learn their lesson and listen to their parents!
The same goes for the thermometer. Not only should they not be putting it in their mouths, they shouldn't be doing anything to cause it to break. And Mr. Whitford didn't want to tempt them to try and break it deliberately, so that's why he used mercury instead of alcohol. The last thing anyone wants is children gathering in the playground, breaking thermometers and trying to get drunk!
Some reporters were asking why include a thermometer in the kit in the first place. I didn't know retardeds were allowed to become reporters, but I guess somebody has to work at the Joo York Times and the Clinton News Network. The thermometer is there for the boy to conduct an experiment showing so-called "global warming" is a false doctrine! He simply has to place it outside during January and February and he can see with his own eyes that it's still pretty cold, so obviously "global warming" is a lie!
Anyway, I just wanted to give you all a heads-up, and any prayers would be greatly appreciated. For those of you who are interested, we will have copies of the official Proverbs 2215 Christian Toys press release on this subject at church this Sunday, and if you can't wait, drop by the house and I will get you one.
Thank you, and God Bless.
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