[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

If said janitor was a True Christian, yes.

It was the remark about you being a Reverend, Jo Freddie you don't even belong to a real Religion.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

If said janitor was a True Christian, yes.

It was the remark about you being a Reverend, Jo Freddie you don't even belong to a real Religion.

I belong to a religion that is more in touch with reality and knows more about the true nature of God than yours will ever do my friend. As for the title Reverend it was bestowed upon me by my Parish it was not a title that I took upon me myself, in fact it took some persuasion on their part before I accepted it.

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I belong to a religion that is more in touch with reality and knows more about the true nature of God than yours will ever do my friend. As for the title Reverend it was bestowed upon me by my Parish it was not a title that I took upon me myself, in fact it took some persuasion on their part before I accepted it.

Jo Freddie, you bought it for $5.00 on the interweb.

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Jo Freddie, you bought it for $5.00 on the interweb.

No cash was involved.

The Church of The Flying Spaghetti Monster, unlike to other quasi religious organisations round here does not need to milk people for cash.

The Eight "I'd Really Rather You Didn't's"

6. I'd really rather you didn't build multi million-dollar synagogues / churches / temples / mosques / shrines to my noodly goodness when the money could be better spent (take your pick):

1. Ending poverty
2. Curing diseases
3. Living in peace, loving with passion, and lowering the cost of cable

[self_abusing_sinner]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'd like to nominate Felicity because she's got more Spirit and good will than the lot of you guys.

God bless you "guys"!

sas

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'd like to nominate Felicity because she's got more Spirit and good will than the lot of you guys.

God bless you "guys"!

sas

Hey nimrod she is a female, take note of the title
" Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year"
Some people just can't grasp english.

[Didymus Much]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I'd like to nominate Felicity...

Now it thinks Felicity has a tallywhacker!?!?!

[James Dewitt]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Now it thinks Felicity has a tallywhacker!?!?!

Felicity should be safe "it" only likes men with beards. I shaved mine off this morning and Phebe is not happy with me. Thanks "it"!

[Didymus Much]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Felicity should be safe "it" only likes men with beards. I shaved mine off this morning...

On the plus side, there's less mess when eating pie.

I guess my point was about the gender confusion apparent amongst many of the visitors. Just this morning, I was sure I saw a pirate carrying some recipes into Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack...

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

On the plus side, there's less mess when eating pie.

I guess my point was about the gender confusion apparent amongst many of the visitors. Just this morning, I was sure I saw a pirate carrying some recipes into Auntie Flo's Prayer Shack...

Ponderance of thy Balls(The Official Pastafarian Prayerbook)

For we shall praise thee in all our Might Oh Great Lord/Lordette that your sexless form shall provide inspiration and equality to Pastafarians across the land. For subordination of women and separation of roles is an abomination in your eye stalks.

I have no confusion about my gender or my sexuality, something that some in this place may shout loudly but the voice inside them is not so sure.

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I have no confusion about ...

Yet your picture is next to the word "confusion" in the encyclopedia .

[Jo Freddie]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Yet your picture is next to the word "confusion" in the encyclopedia .

What near yours next to confused?

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

I would like to nominate the industrious Brother Rubicon.

He is working tirelessly to promote The Business, bringing economic development to Brother Nobar's neighborhood in Freehold!

(What's it called again? Jenkem Flats? Something like that.)

Just look at all the economic growth he's spurred already! Clothes, watches, cars, all sorts of things he's spent money on! And the people he bought those fancy items from? Why, they shop at the very grocery stores where Nobar's neighbors work, keeping them employed and able to pay their rent and tithe. Spending makes the economy go 'round, folks!

Brother Rubicon is also spreading his Business far and wide, and will be bringing Widow Helen with him to the next Business Seminar. He has already shared the Plan with her via Skype!

Soon, his Christian Business will be the talk of my little town . . . and Brother Rubicon will be making massive donations to Landover Baptist Church, sure to rival those of Brother James Dewitt!

I'm sorry about all the exclamation points. I'm just so excited about Brother Rubicon and his Business! !!!

[HTannor]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

Enough of this beating around the bush.

Enough of this nominating Reverends and Pastors

Enough of this nominating generally unworthy people.

Enough of Unsaved Trash leaping in adding their useless drivel.






It’s time to consider a person who is a true believer and proud to be an ex-masturbator.

It’s time to rally around a True Christian who has stayed below the radar but is standing tall in the GayDar with no fear of being “bogied”.

It’s time to recognize one who sniffs out newcomers who try to sneak in here undetected to cover up their kathylick, morman, beaner, negroid, frog, or british fag roots.

It’s time to consider a person who is a protector of small furry animals to keep them from the pots in the chink restaurants.

It’s time to consider a person who believes Sarah Palin and Bobby Jindal hold the secrets to bring this nation back to its Constitutional basics. (Dick Cheney for National Security Advisor!)

It’s time to consider a man who places self-sacrifice above personal greed when he counsels lonely females to tithe lavishly to the Landover Baptist Church by giving checks made out to “CASH” (Christians Against Selfish Hedonism) which he deposits in his personal account and then forwards the “net” receipts on to the church treasurer.

It’s time to consider a man who gives wise advice to new entrepreneurs such as Brother Rubicon on how to succeed in new ventures.


In short, It’s time to nominate………………………….me!

I know, I know, modesty will require that I, at first, refuse the nomination until the grass-roots support overwhelms the nominating committee. At which time I will magnanimously accept the nomination and be swept to the top place.

I’m already writing my acceptance speech and have made plans to wisely invest the cash reward (there is a cash prize, correct?) to maximize the ROI (“Return On Investment” for the less financially astute).

Should the award be some short of chintzy plaque or trophy I’ll call the local salvage yard to see the per-ounce pay-out for that sort of scrap metal.

Please don’t tell me the recognition is some sort of ink-jet printed scroll as a cost-saving measure since that stuff leaves a rash in one’s “private” regions.



When my award is announced, I will be immediately available for autograph signings and personal appearances at new convenience store openings for a modest fee.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year

In short, It’s time to nominate………………………….me!

Brother Tannor, forgive me if I'm mistaken, but I seem to recall when I was last in Freehold seeing a news article about the Great Jenkem Flats crime spree. The trailer park you manage was at the epicenter, yet strangely crime-free.

How ever do you manage to preserve that oasis of tranquility? It's as though all the criminals in Jenkem Flats live right adjacent to your park, and commit crimes only within walking distance!

Surely keeping them out is quite the accomplishment . . . even if one junkie (Jolene) managed to infiltrate your Eden on Axles.