[Jacob the Angry Liar]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

What's the difference between an atheist and a dead carcass?






A carcass can feed a family of four.

That which dieth of itself, or is torn with beasts, he shall not eat to defile himself therewith; I am the LORD. (Leviticus 22:8)

[Jed_Cassidy]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

What's the difference between an atheist and a dead carcass?






A carcass can feed a family of four.

[Ezekiel Bathfire]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

Did you hear about the look-a-like competition in China ?

Everybody won.

[Paul Jeffery]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

A father was reading Bible stories to his young son. He read, 'The man named Lot was warned to take his wife and flee out of the city, but his wife looked back and was turned to salt.' His son asked, 'What happened to the flea?'

[Cranky Old Man]

Re: Good, Clean Christian Jokes

cranky old ladies

Can you please leave my wife out of this? Thank you.