[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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Saint Peter is sitting at the Pearly Gates when two guys wearing hoodies arrived.

St. Peter looked out through the Gates and said "Wait here. I will be right back."St. Peter goes over to God's chambers and tells him who is waiting to come in.

God says to Peter: "How many times do I have to tell you, you can't be judgmental here. This is heaven. All are loved. All are brothers. Go back and let them in!"

St. Peter goes back to the Gates, looks around, and lets out a heavy sigh. He returns to God's chambers and says "Well, they're gone."

"The guys wearing hoodies?" asked God.


"No. The Pearly Gates."

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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his skin being used to make lampshades, tapestries, and tiny little shoes afterward?

I was thinking "the home decor section at Macy's", actually.

[Jedediah]

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Q: Where did the Jew go after being separated from his family (who were used for medical experimentation), loaded onto a cattle car, subjected to forced labor until he lost 80 pounds, and gassed with Zyklon B along with 200 of his closest friends, with his skin being used to make lampshades, tapestries, and tiny little shoes afterward?







































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A: THE FIERY PITS OF HELL FOR ALL ETERNITY, along with everyone else who rejects Jesus Christ's temporary sacrifice (John 3:18).






Psalm 2:4
He that sitteth in the heavens shall laugh: the LORD shall have them in derision.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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I hear that Jewish terrorists throw mazel tov cocktails.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do you know why Jesus healed cripples?

Because there are NO RAMPS in Heaven!

[Steve]

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"After thirty-nine and a half years of wandering in the desert, Mrs Moses finally had enough and asks for directions"
Gary Larson
"The Far Side"

Gary Larson on how science really works

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

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"After thirty-nine and a half years of wandering in the desert, Mrs Moses finally had enough and asks for directions"
Gary Larson
"The Far Side"

[EvilSire]

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A nigger and a spic are in a car. Who is driving?

The cops.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

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[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Zeke and Bobby-Joe walk into a notorious gay leather club and the bartender asks...



..."The usual?"



Bless you, my mirthless miscreants,
Father Mo



.

That was neither clean, nor Christian, nor good.



It wasn't even a joke!

[Dr Laurence Niles]

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A priest is taking a young naive fresh faced young alter boy into the deep dark woods behind the abbatoir.

The boy starts to cry and says that he wants his mummy and the deep dark woods are scaring him.

The Priest replies: "You think your scared? I've got to come back on my own".

YIC
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[Father Maurice Lester]

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Zeke and Bobby-Joe walk into a notorious gay leather club and the bartender asks...



..."The usual?"



Bless you, my mirthless miscreants,
Father Mo



.

[Swedish eskimo]

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Stupid Californians, they dont even know what America is

[Holyfield]

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A preacher went to visit an eldrly woman from his church who had been admitted to hospital. As he was sitting there talking with her, he noticed a bowl of peanuts on the stand next to the bed. He began to eat them, and soon it was time for him to leave. When he got up he noticed he had eaten all of her peanuts.
I apologize, sister, the pastor said, I notice now that I ate all of your peanuts.
- That's okay pastor, I already sucked all the chocolate off of them, the woman replied.

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

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Q: What does a muslim schoolgirl on acid look like?
A: THIS.

Good start:

Q. How do muslims drop acid?
A: On a schoolgirl's face.

Q. What have Muslims invented in the last 800 years?
A: The perfect zit-remover...

Q: Why do Muslim schoolgirls smile all the time?
A: You can't frown when your lips have melted off.