You people are sad

[I art Stupid]

In the terms and conditions it clearly states to not post anything "sexually-oriented or hateful."

Here is a gem of stupidity and generalization:

"Macs are homosexual." What the hell? I'm on a Mac right now, does that instantly mean I'm gay?

Secondly, if God is all-forgiving, why do homosexuals go to hell/eternal torment just for one lifetime of trying something that differs from your beliefs?

I have more of your stupidity to rant about, but I have better things to do than waste my time with your fundamentalist idiocy.

In short, if your hell exists, you will all go there for being discriminatory and homophobic.

And I thought Christianity was born of nice-ness and compassion... Oh well. I guess I'll go with Muslim extremist. I hope I blow up some of you insensitive bastards!

[Christian_Rover (aka Danny the queer)]

Re: You people are sad

Hi friend,

I sense your anger, and it is justified. I recently discovered this site, and my first reaction was to steer a wide berth around it. But I feel there are some people here who know, deep down, that the Jesus they preach is not the true Jesus. Ordinarily I would leave forums like this pretty promptly, but I felt moved by the Holy Spirit to stay here. Even if I can set one or two minds thinking critically about their faith, my work here will be done.

God Bless,
Stevie.

[Wide-Open]

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I hope I blow up some of you insensitive bastards!

Have you heard about secular laws? And if not, what makes you think you can just threaten Christians like that?

Even if I can set one or two minds thinking critically about their faith, my work here will be done.

OK, I'll turn gay, just for you. I hope you can come up with some Scripture to help me, though.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: You people are sad

In the terms and conditions it clearly states to not post anything "sexually-oriented or hateful."

Here is a gem of stupidity and generalization:

"Macs are homosexual." What the hell? I'm on a Mac right now, does that instantly mean I'm gay?

Undisputable evidence has been presented friend. We must deal with harsh truths even when they hurt.

Secondly, if God is all-forgiving, why do homosexuals go to hell/eternal torment just for one lifetime of trying something that differs from your beliefs?

They only go to Hell if they do no repent of the deathstyle choice. Take me for example, I was liberal and a member of a union, yet Christ forgave me.

I have more of your stupidity to rant about, but I have better things to do than waste my time with your fundamentalist idiocy.

In short, if your hell exists, you will all go there for being discriminatory and homophobic.

And I thought Christianity was born of nice-ness and compassion... Oh well. I guess I'll go with Muslim extremist. I hope I blow up some of you insensitive bastards!

Then you haven't read The Bible.

[Bogdana Alkeav]

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Hi friend,

I sense your anger, and it is justified. I recently discovered this site, and my first reaction was to steer a wide berth around it. But I feel there are some people here who know, deep down, that the Jesus they preach is not the true Jesus. Ordinarily I would leave forums like this pretty promptly, but I felt moved by the Holy Spirit to stay here. Even if I can set one or two minds thinking critically about their faith, my work here will be done.

God Bless,
Stevie.

Critical thinking and faith are not terms that go together at all, I'm afraid sir. You at least seem to be ahead of most Christians in that you dump most of the Bible out already. Why not just toss the whole thing already?

Oh right, an invisible man is whispering into your ear, telling you how right you always are, and how wrong everyone else is. Quite reasonable, really

[Brother Temperance]

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In short, if your hell exists, you will all go there for being discriminatory and homophobic.

Where does God condemn either of those things?

And I thought Christianity was born of nice-ness and compassion...

What made you think that?

[Lisa H]

Re: You people are sad

In the terms and conditions it clearly states to not post anything "sexually-oriented or hateful."

Here is a gem of stupidity and generalization:

"Macs are homosexual." What the hell? I'm on a Mac right now, does that instantly mean I'm gay?

Secondly, if God is all-forgiving, why do homosexuals go to hell/eternal torment just for one lifetime of trying something that differs from your beliefs?

I have more of your stupidity to rant about, but I have better things to do than waste my time with your fundamentalist idiocy.

In short, if your hell exists, you will all go there for being discriminatory and homophobic.

And I thought Christianity was born of nice-ness and compassion... Oh well. I guess I'll go with Muslim extremist. I hope I blow up some of you insensitive bastards!

Are you one of Christian_Rover's "Close Friends"

[Professor Bessemer]

Re: You people are sad

In the terms and conditions it clearly states to not post anything "sexually-oriented or hateful."

Here is a gem of stupidity and generalization:

"Macs are homosexual." What the hell? I'm on a Mac right now, does that instantly mean I'm gay?

Secondly, if God is all-forgiving, why do homosexuals go to hell/eternal torment just for one lifetime of trying something that differs from your beliefs?

I have more of your stupidity to rant about, but I have better things to do than waste my time with your fundamentalist idiocy.

In short, if your hell exists, you will all go there for being discriminatory and homophobic.

And I thought Christianity was born of nice-ness and compassion... Oh well. I guess I'll go with Muslim extremist. I hope I blow up some of you insensitive bastards!

Friend, the first step toward conquering your sodomania is admitting that you are indeed a homosexual. The mental disease that you have chosen to afflict yourself with is as insidious as it is disgusting in the eyes of God.

Please, do yourself the great favor of admitting on God's Favorite Forum© that you are filthy queer and beg Him for His forgiveness. It is only after you do this that the healing process can begin! Glory!

[Sister Christina]

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Oh well. I guess I'll go with Muslim extremist. I hope I blow up some of you insensitive bastards!

Now, that is just not very nice!

You should focus on finding Jesus instead of fooling around with mooslims. You might even find your way to Salvation(c). Now, doesn't that sound much more delightful than running around blowing yourself up?!

I will pray that you will repent your sinful ways. Praise the Lord!

[BelieverInGod]

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In the terms and conditions it clearly states to not post anything "sexually-oriented or hateful."

And I thought Christianity was born of nice-ness and compassion... Oh well. I guess I'll go with Muslim extremist. I hope I blow up some of you insensitive bastards!

I always love how the demon infested show up here, tell us how hateful we are and then threaten our lives. It should be shocking, but I've come to the conclusion that this is really a reaction of the demons inside of them meeting the Holy Power of Christ that illuminates from this board.

Here is a gem of stupidity and generalization:

"Macs are homosexual." What the hell? I'm on a Mac right now, does that instantly mean I'm gay?

I don't think just touching a Mac will make you gay, but if you had bothered to read the thread you would realize that Mac is the prefered OS of the homosexual "artist".

Secondly, if God is all-forgiving, why do homosexuals go to hell/eternal torment just for one lifetime of trying something that differs from your beliefs?

Oh, so you are gay, why am I not surprised. So were you gay before you bought the Mac? Or did you discover your homosexual tendencies afterward?

I have more of your stupidity to rant about, but I have better things to do than waste my time with your fundamentalist idiocy.


In short, if your hell exists, you will all go there for being discriminatory and homophobic.

So God is going to send us to Hell for following him? God is the one who says homosexuals are an abomination and worthy of death, we're just following his Holy Word.

[Jo Freddie]

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Secondly, if God is all-forgiving, why do homosexuals go to hell/eternal torment just for one lifetime of trying something that differs from your beliefs?

God is all-forgiving, but you are labouring under the misapprehension that these people worship God, that is not the case, they worship their imaginary friend from the KJV-CFT and Not, The One True God, Our Lord Noodle.

Qwertyuiopasd’s Letter to the Evangelists.

3:1 The Flying Spaghetti Monster does not wish us to believe every word of every religion, as that would clearly be a problem and lead to much confusion and conflict.
3:2 All you have to do is be open to finding truth anywhere.
3:3 If you agree with it, believe it, no matter if it comes from the Bible, the Qur‟an, The Buddha, Dave Barry, or any other source imaginable; these are all conduits of the Flying Spaghetti Monster
3:4 The principles of life, liberty, and freedom outlined in the Declaration of Independence and the United States Constitution are principles the Flying Spaghetti Monster chose to convey through men like Thomas Jefferson and James Madison.
3:5 The lessons of Mohandas Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Voltaire, Plato and Socrates are all lessons of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
3:6 If you were to take everything ever said in a religious context, removed the parts that contradicted each other, and overlapped the commonalities, what you are left with is a single word.
3:7 Love.
3:8 Even the Beatles are a voice of the Flying Spaghetti Monster; all you need is love.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Secondly, if God is all-forgiving, why do homosexuals go to hell/eternal torment just for one lifetime of trying something that differs from your beliefs?

Who in the world told you that God is "all-forgiving"?

He only forgives those who repent. Repentance doesn't mean, "Oh, I'm going to die now, I should apologize for my lifetime of homosexual fornication and bestiality and eating of shellfish."

It means recognizing that every time you do something against GOD'S WILL (not "our beliefs") you hurt Him immeasurably, and cause Him unknowable agony. It means understanding that your selfish pleasures spit in His face for the gift of Salvation© He has offered, and mock His immense sacrifice of temporary death until such time as He chose to resurrect Himself. It means realizing that, being part of God's Perfect Creation, you are inherently worthless and vile without His Grace. It means apologizing for all this, and NOT SINNING ANYMORE.

In short, if your hell exists, you will all go there for being discriminatory and homophobic.

Could you please cite the Scripture that says, "Following God's COMMANDS will get you into Hell"?

And I thought Christianity was born of nice-ness and compassion...

Where did you get that idea? It's born of following God's Word.

Oh well. I guess I'll go with Muslim extremist. I hope I blow up some of you insensitive bastards!

Don't forget to genitally-mutilate a few women, drink some camel urine, and pray facing Mecca five times a day.

[Warner S. Davidson]

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In the terms and conditions it clearly states to not post anything "sexually-oriented or hateful."

Correct but I am very sorry to disappoint you. Do you not understand the clear difference between "sexually-oriented or hateful." and FACTUAL ??

True Christians™ here deal only in facts my friend. Facts spoken from God himself via the KJV1611

This may assist you in understanding you errors and consequential foolish statements

Jeremiah 13:10

This evil people, who refuse to hear My words, who follow the dictates of their hearts, and walk after other gods to serve them and worship them, shall be just like this sash which is profitable for nothing.