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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
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    #61
    Re: Did You Know?

    Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
    Jo Freddy you just asking a question you know the answer to. I know you are starting to have doubts in your FSM.
    I am having no doubts at all Lisa, I am just making sure I am not making a false assumption about your faith, so just to be clear, the being you say I should give my life to is the same one you yourself have given your life to.

    Is it?
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    • Lisa H
      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
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      • Jun 2010
      • 5070

      #62
      Re: Did You Know?

      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
      I am having no doubts at all Lisa, I am just making sure I am not making a false assumption about your faith, so just to be clear, the being you say I should give my life to is the same one you yourself have given your life to.

      Is it?
      The doubts in your FSM are showing. Previously you would not even ask such a question.
      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
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        #63
        Re: Did You Know?

        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
        The doubts in your FSM are showing. Previously you would not even ask such a question.
        see this is just why I end up having such long conversations with you, do you not want to answer my question? Is the being you say I should give myself to the one you have given yourself to?

        Yes or No?
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        • Lisa H
          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
          True Christian™
          • Jun 2010
          • 5070

          #64
          Re: Did You Know?

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          see this is just why I end up having such long conversations with you, do you not want to answer my question? Is the being you say I should give myself to the one you have given yourself to?

          Yes or No?
          You already know the Lord I love, it is you that is now having doubts in your FSM. There underlying doubts are causing you distress and confusion.
          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
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            #65
            Re: Did You Know?

            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
            You already know the Lord I love, it is you that is now having doubts in your FSM. There underlying doubts are causing you distress and confusion.
            It looks to me like you are the one having doubts when you can not bring yourself to answer a simple yes or no question, is this who you have given your life too?

            • Was born of a virgin
            • The only begotten son of God
            • Was of royal descent
            • Whose coming was announced by an angel
            • Whose birth was heralded by a star
            • Whose parents had to take him into hiding
            • Who disappeared between the ages of 12 & 30
            • Was baptised in a river at the age of 30 the baptiser was later beheaded
            • Who was taken from the desert up a mountain to be tempted and resisted the temptation
            • Walked on water, cast out demons, healed the sick, restored sight to the blind and raised the dead
            • Made his key sermon on the Mount
            • Was put to death (all be it temporarily) accompanied by two thieves
            • Was buried in a tomb
            • Descended into Hell and was then resurrected
            • Who is due to reign for 1,000 years

            Yes or No?
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            • Sister Christina
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              • Jun 2010
              • 364

              #66
              Re: Did You Know?

              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
              It looks to me like you are the one having doubts when you can not bring yourself to answer a simple yes or no question, is this who you have given your life too?

              • Was born of a virgin
              • The only begotten son of God
              • Was of royal descent
              • Whose coming was announced by an angel
              • Whose birth was heralded by a star
              • Whose parents had to take him into hiding
              • Who disappeared between the ages of 12 & 30
              • Was baptised in a river at the age of 30 the baptiser was later beheaded
              • Who was taken from the desert up a mountain to be tempted and resisted the temptation
              • Walked on water, cast out demons, healed the sick, restored sight to the blind and raised the dead
              • Made his key sermon on the Mount
              • Was put to death (all be it temporarily) accompanied by two thieves
              • Was buried in a tomb
              • Descended into Hell and was then resurrected
              • Who is due to reign for 1,000 years

              Yes or No?
              What is it with you and those 'yes or no' questions?

              Read the KJV1611 Bible. That is the Lord we love and follow.
              "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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              • Jo Freddie
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                • Apr 2009
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                #67
                Re: Did You Know?

                Originally posted by Sister Christina View Post
                What is it with you and those 'yes or no' questions?

                Read the KJV1611 Bible. That is the Lord we love and follow.
                Simple questions, what is the problem? Scared?
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                • Sister Christina
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                  True Christian™
                  • Jun 2010
                  • 364

                  #68
                  Re: Did You Know?

                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Scared?
                  No!
                  "I am Alpha and Omega, the beginning and the ending, saith the Lord, which is, and which was, and which is to come, the Almighty." - Revelation 1:8

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                  • Jo Freddie
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                    • Apr 2009
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                    #69
                    Re: Did You Know?

                    Originally posted by Sister Christina View Post
                    No!
                    Well then, let Lisa answer the question, is the being she has already told me I should worship the one she worships? Not a hard question, just needs a Yes or No answer.
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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #70
                      Re: Did You Know?

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      Well then, let Lisa answer the question, is the being she has already told me I should worship the one she worships? Not a hard question, just needs a Yes or No answer.
                      You already know the answer. So why bother asking. The frustration in you is just your questioning of FSM.
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Jo Freddie
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                        • Apr 2009
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                        #71
                        Re: Did You Know?

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        You already know the answer. So why bother asking. The frustration in you is just your questioning of FSM.
                        I assume the answer but I do not KNOW the answer, just a simple yes or no Lisa, after all, how can I follow your lead if you will not answer a simple question?

                        Do you, yourself, worship the being you have already told me to worship, yes or no?
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                        • Lisa H
                          Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2010
                          • 5070

                          #72
                          Re: Did You Know?

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                          I assume the answer but I do not KNOW the answer, just a simple yes or no Lisa, after all, how can I follow your lead if you will not answer a simple question?

                          Do you, yourself, worship the being you have already told me to worship, yes or no?
                          Your faith in the FSM is faltering and you are now seeking the truth.
                          Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                          Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                          Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                          Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                          Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                          Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                          • Jo Freddie
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                            • Apr 2009
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                            #73
                            Re: Did You Know?

                            Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                            Your faith in the FSM is faltering and you are now seeking the truth.
                            Let us just go with that for a moment Lisa if it helps you.
                            Now answer the question.

                            Do you worship this being:
                            • Was born of a virgin
                            • The only begotten son of God
                            • Was of royal descent
                            • Whose coming was announced by an angel
                            • Whose birth was heralded by a star
                            • Whose parents had to take him into hiding
                            • Who disappeared between the ages of 12 & 30
                            • Was baptised in a river at the age of 30 the baptiser was later beheaded
                            • Who was taken from the desert up a mountain to be tempted and resisted the temptation
                            • Walked on water, cast out demons, healed the sick, restored sight to the blind and raised the dead
                            • Made his key sermon on the Mount
                            • Was put to death (all be it temporarily) accompanied by two thieves
                            • Was buried in a tomb
                            • Descended into Hell and was then resurrected
                            • Who is due to reign for 1,000 years


                            Yes or no?
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                            • Lisa H
                              Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                              True Christian™
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 5070

                              #74
                              Re: Did You Know?

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              Let us just go with that for a moment Lisa if it helps you.
                              Now answer the question.

                              Do you worship this being:
                              • Was born of a virgin
                              • The only begotten son of God
                              • Was of royal descent
                              • Whose coming was announced by an angel
                              • Whose birth was heralded by a star
                              • Whose parents had to take him into hiding
                              • Who disappeared between the ages of 12 & 30
                              • Was baptised in a river at the age of 30 the baptiser was later beheaded
                              • Who was taken from the desert up a mountain to be tempted and resisted the temptation
                              • Walked on water, cast out demons, healed the sick, restored sight to the blind and raised the dead
                              • Made his key sermon on the Mount
                              • Was put to death (all be it temporarily) accompanied by two thieves
                              • Was buried in a tomb
                              • Descended into Hell and was then resurrected
                              • Who is due to reign for 1,000 years


                              Yes or no?
                              I admire you are starting to question the FSM. As your love for the Lord starts to grow the answer will come to you. Simple yes or no answers are not the way. It is the love, faith and trust you have for Him.
                              Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                              Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                              Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                              Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                              Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                              Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                              • Jo Freddie
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                                • Apr 2009
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                                #75
                                Re: Did You Know?

                                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                                I admire you are starting to question the FSM. As your love for the Lord starts to grow the answer will come to you. Simple yes or no answers are not the way. It is the love, faith and trust you have for Him.
                                If that is the case why did you tell me I should worship Horus?
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