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  • Seeker
    Thank you Pastor Pistle!
    Forum Member
    • Aug 2007
    • 966

    #1

    Did God create insomnia

    Hello! Did he give us so many verses to love us or confuse us?

    To teach fear or let us down? Heh. I must be singing the Imperials song!

    If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.
  • lilith
    Night Hag
    • Sep 2006
    • 1232

    #2
    Re: Did God create insomnia

    Originally posted by Seeker View Post
    Hello! Did he give us so many verses to love us or confuse us?

    To teach fear or let us down? Heh. I must be singing the Imperials song!


    The Bible is an AID to insomniacs - ten minutes reading it & it'll send anyone to sleep.
    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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    • Pastor Ezekiel
      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
       
      • Sep 2006
      • 78553

      #3
      Re: Did God create insomnia

      All you women need is a Godly Husband to keep you busy, on your knees and filled with Jesus' Love. That cures everything.
      Who Will Jesus Damn?

      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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      • Sister Noddy
        True Christian™
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2007
        • 1843

        #4
        Re: Did God create insomnia

        Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post

        All you women need is a Godly Husband to keep you busy, on your knees and filled with Jesus' Love. That cures everything.
        Or for chaste widows like noddy, a Godly son-on-law to keep me in line, Pastor! for it is written ...

        Titus 2:3 The aged women likewise, that they be in behaviour as becometh holiness, not false accusers, not given to much wine, teachers of good things;

        Titus 2:4 That they may teach the young women to be sober, to love their husbands, to love their children,

        Titus 2:5 To be discreet, chaste, keepers at home, good, obedient to their own husbands, that the word of God be not blasphemed.


        ... ssshh
        1st Timothy 2: 9 In like manner also, that women adorn themselves in modest apparel, with shamefacedness and sobriety; not with broided hair, or gold, or pearls, or costly array;
        1st Timothy 2: 10 But (which becometh women professing godliness) with good works ...


        1 Timothy 5: 16 If any man or woman that believeth have widows, let them relieve them, and let not the church be charged; that it may relieve them that are widows indeed ...

        Proverbs 31: 26 She openeth her mouth with wisdom; and in her tongue is the law of kindness ...
        Proverbs 31: 27 She looketh well to the ways of her household, and eateth not the bread of idleness ...

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        • SalvationSeeker
          True Christian™ Theologian
          Forum Member
          • Sep 2006
          • 3892

          #5
          Re: Did God create insomnia

          Originally posted by lilith View Post
          The Bible is an AID to insomniacs - ten minutes reading it & it'll send anyone to sleep.
          Whenever I want to sleep myself, I'll simply take a quick peek at your posts.
          They're just as counting sheep: Predictable, repetitive, and indistinguishable from one another.

          All contains some short mindless female mumbo jumbo, and always singed with a or a
          Simply Yawn! and try again, harlot. Or maybe it's actually your plan to BORE us to death?
          Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 10-26-2007, 07:38 AM. Reason: fixed typo
          If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
          A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
          Proverbs 9:12-13

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          • Seeker
            Thank you Pastor Pistle!
            Forum Member
            • Aug 2007
            • 966

            #6
            Re: Did God create insomnia

            Sorry for my stupid post. Working nights does take a toll on the sleep value of balancing/taking care of kids/husband/church/prayer time/womens gathering fellowship at my home on Wed. nights/ Joyce Meyer's workbooks and Bishop Jake's/calculating the 10% bi-weekly/baking/ having enough oil in my house to rebuke demons. etc.

            I just have to make sure everything is in check.

            <trying not to laugh at SalvationSeeker's post.

            If the Lord leads you to it, he will get you through it.

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            • Brother Temperance
              Senior Usher
              True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
              A very nice young man
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 15621

              #7
              Re: Did God create insomnia

              Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
              Whenever I want to sleep myself, I'll simply take a quick peek at your posts.
              They're just as counting sheep: Predictable, repetitive, and indistinguishable from one another.

              All contains some short mindless female mumbo jumbo, and always singed with a or a
              Simply Yawn! and try again, harlot. Or maybe it's actually your plan to BORE us to death?
              That's unfair. Sometimes she uses as well.
              O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



              God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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              • lilith
                Night Hag
                • Sep 2006
                • 1232

                #8
                Re: Did God create insomnia

                Originally posted by SalvationSeeker View Post
                Whenever I want to sleep myself, I'll simply take a quick peek at your posts.
                They're just as counting sheep: Predictable, repetitive, and indistinguishable from one another.

                All contains some short mindless female mumbo jumbo, and always singed with a or a
                Simply Yawn! and try again, harlot. Or maybe it's actually your plan to BORE us to death?
                It works for me,anything's worth a try.
                In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                • Bobby-Joe
                  Landover Security Superviser
                  Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
                  NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 18405

                  #9
                  Re: Did God create insomnia

                  Originally posted by lilith View Post
                  It works for me,anything's worth a try.
                  Lilith,

                  Must you persist in your' insistence in believing made up stories about invisible super men living in the clouds? This pagan nonsense with all these god surviving their own deaths after impregnating their own mothers with themselves really is quite weird and more than a little bit disturbing. Can't you throw of your' blinders and see the rationality of Christianity Lilith?

                  Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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                  Time to come clean on Benghazi Mr Obama!

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                  • lilith
                    Night Hag
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1232

                    #10
                    Re: Did God create insomnia

                    Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                    Lilith,

                    Must you persist in your' insistence in believing made up stories about invisible super men living in the clouds? This pagan nonsense with all these god surviving their own deaths after impregnating their own mothers with themselves really is quite weird and more than a little bit disturbing. Can't you throw of your' blinders and see the rationality of Christianity Lilith?

                    Whereas YOUR religion is all about....God. Who:

                    A) Lives in the sky

                    Is invisible

                    C) Has a son - or maybe it's him,who can tell - who is the result of his Mum being impregnated by an "angel"

                    D) This son was killed,then suddenly wasn't actually dead.

                    So...what was that difference again,BJ?
                    In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                    • Pastor Ezekiel
                      Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                       
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 78553

                      #11
                      Re: Did God create insomnia

                      Originally posted by lilith View Post
                      Whereas YOUR religion is all about....God. Who:

                      A) Lives in the sky

                      Is invisible

                      C) Has a son - or maybe it's him,who can tell - who is the result of his Mum being impregnated by an "angel"

                      D) This son was killed,then suddenly wasn't actually dead.

                      So...what was that difference again,BJ?
                      The difference is obvious to anyone who has accepted Christ as their personal Savior&#169;.

                      Quite possibly you are one of the many who God has deluded purposefully.

                      God shall send them strong delusion, that they should believe a lie: That they all might be damned.--2 Th.2:11-12

                      Enjoy hell, harlot.
                      Who Will Jesus Damn?

                      Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                      Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                      Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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