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  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #76
    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

    @all Pastor Ezekiel won! Now please be nice and congratulate him instead of all this other talk!
    I Jesus!

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #77
      Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

      Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post


      Thanks, I am sooooo happy!
      Levi, it appears that Pastor Zeke won the Man of the Year award. No scotch will be given out. Not one bottle of the 100 cases of 1965 single malt scotch, not a drop. No party no good stuff, sorry.

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      • Levi Jones
        Pastor of Hermeneutics and Apologetics
        Bathed in Christ's Precious Blood
        Apostle to the Cactuses, Tumbleweeds and Jackrabbits
         
        • Jul 2009
        • 13930

        #78
        Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        Levi, it appears that Pastor Zeke won the Man of the Year award. No scotch will be given out. Not one bottle of the 100 cases of 1965 single malt scotch, not a drop. No party no good stuff, sorry.
        Aw come on! We can mourn your loss.
        Christians are superior because we possess an understanding that unbelievers lack. It is through the Power of Jesus only the converted mind is able to understand what is going on in the world; what the Communists are really up to; what Satan's intentions are. Most unbelievers do not even believe in Satan and cannot understand his tactics.

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        • Pastor Ezekiel
          Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
           
          • Sep 2006
          • 78555

          #79
          Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

          But I still get a check, right Mayor?
          Who Will Jesus Damn?

          Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

          Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

          Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #80
            Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

            Originally posted by Levi Jones View Post
            Aw come on! We can mourn your loss.
            No party no scotch, no prime rib, nothing

            Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
            But I still get a check, right Mayor?
            No check, just a simple plaque. No bottles of Bowmore 1965 single malt scotch either.
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            • Rev. M. Rodimer
              Honorary True Christian™
              Forum Member
              • May 2008
              • 13996

              #81
              Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              Levi, it appears that Pastor Zeke won the Man of the Year award. No scotch will be given out. Not one bottle of the 100 cases of 1965 single malt scotch, not a drop. No party no good stuff, sorry.
              Felicity is a 16-year-old. She doesn't decide who wins. Mayor Hold already announced that you won, and Zeke got the "Diebold Divine Intervention" award.
              Bible boring? Nonsense!
              Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
              You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78555

                #82
                Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                Felicity is a 16-year-old. She doesn't decide who wins. Mayor Hold already announced that you won, and Zeke got the "Diebold Divine Intervention" award.
                Plus, I'm pretty sure I get a check.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Rev. M. Rodimer
                  Honorary True Christian™
                  Forum Member
                  • May 2008
                  • 13996

                  #83
                  Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  Plus, I'm pretty sure I get a Czech.
                  Yes, I believe Kazimir will be paying you a visit.
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                  You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                  • Jo Freddie
                    Unsaved trash
                    Hateful God mocking pirate
                    • Apr 2009
                    • 6339

                    #84
                    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                    Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                    Plus, I'm pretty sure I get a check.
                    I thought your only motivation was the glory of your imaginary friend!

                    Why then are you so worried about a cheque?
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                    • Lisa H
                      Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                      True Christian™
                      • Jun 2010
                      • 5070

                      #85
                      Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                      I thought your only motivation was the glory of your imaginary friend!

                      Why then are you so worried about a cheque?
                      Why are you worried. You still have your bowl pasta.

                      Why did you change your name to Pink
                      Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                      Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                      Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                      Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                      Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                      Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                      • Jo Freddie
                        Unsaved trash
                        Hateful God mocking pirate
                        • Apr 2009
                        • 6339

                        #86
                        Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                        Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                        Why are you worried. You still have your bowl pasta.
                        Oh not worried, just puzzled as to why a man of "imaginagry friend" would be so fixated on financial reward.
                        Why did you change your name to Pink
                        Ms DeWitt got all upset because I seem to understand the rules of the KJV-CFT better then she does and attempted to get me banned.
                        Posted via Pasta

                        True Pastafarian™

                        May my Sauce be with you!
                        Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                        Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                        The Loose Canon - HTML version
                        Loose Canon Fan Page
                        North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                        I have been to The Volcano!

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                        • HTannor
                          America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                          True Christian™
                          • Jun 2009
                          • 2612

                          #87
                          Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post

                          Why then are you so worried about a cheque?



                          Only brit fags get a cheque.

                          Zeke is an American, he gets a check.
                          The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                          "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                          • Lisa H
                            Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2010
                            • 5070

                            #88
                            Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                            Oh not worried, just puzzled as to why a man of "imaginagry friend" would be so fixated on financial reward.

                            Ms DeWitt got all upset because I seem to understand the rules of the KJV-CFT better then she does and attempted to get me banned.
                            I suppose you do not get upset for being Pasta Lover of the year.

                            I don't think is fair for you saying such things about lovely Sister Phebe. You seem to do a pretty good job at it yourself. I think pink suits you. You should try getting a pink eye patch.

                            you pm is not working
                            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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                            • Jo Freddie
                              Unsaved trash
                              Hateful God mocking pirate
                              • Apr 2009
                              • 6339

                              #89
                              Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                              I suppose you do not get upset for being Pasta Lover of the year.
                              Such an accolade would not upset me, however I would feel that I was not worthy as there are many great Pastafarian Prophets around today who that honour should goto.
                              I don't think is fair for you saying such things about lovely Sister Phebe. You seem to do a pretty good job at it yourself. I think pink suits you. You should try getting a pink eye patch.
                              She was unable to find fault with my use of scripture from the KFT-CFT.
                              I notice she has run away, ashamed of what she has done maybe?
                              Posted via Pasta

                              True Pastafarian™

                              May my Sauce be with you!
                              Read the TRUE Gospel The Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster (ISBN 978-0-00-723160-7)
                              Get one and get with The Flying Spaghetti Monster
                              The Loose Canon - HTML version
                              Loose Canon Fan Page
                              North American? Speak English? Thank a Pirate.
                              I have been to The Volcano!

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                              • Lisa H
                                Proud to be Blonde, Beautiful, and Baptist
                                True Christian™
                                • Jun 2010
                                • 5070

                                #90
                                Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                                Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                                Such an accolade would not upset me, however I would feel that I was not worthy as there are many great Pastafarian Prophets around today who that honour should goto.

                                She was unable to find fault with my use of scripture from the KFT-CFT.
                                I notice she has run away, ashamed of what she has done maybe?
                                Sister Phebe has many duties to perform, she does not have to wait with baited breath for your next comment. Besides why would she read KFT-CFT when she reads the King James Bible to read.
                                Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
                                Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
                                Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
                                Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
                                Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
                                Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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