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  • Felicity
    As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
    True Christian™
    • Apr 2010
    • 4834

    #1

    POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

    James Dewitt and Johny Joe Hold asked me to make this poll as they, of course, have much more important things to do.

    I don't want to influence anyone, but I voted Nobar King.
    23
    Billy Bob Jenkins
    0%
    1
    Brother Grogan
    0%
    0
    Cranky Old Man
    0%
    4
    H Tannor
    0%
    1
    James Dewitt
    0%
    6
    Joseph Whitford Jr
    0%
    3
    Nobar King
    0%
    4
    Ofc. Don Richards
    0%
    2
    Professor Bessemer
    0%
    1
    Sledge Riprock
    0%
    0
    Pastor Ezekiel, of course!
    0%
    1

    The poll is expired.

    I Jesus!
  • HTannor
    America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
    True Christian™
    • Jun 2009
    • 2612

    #2
    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

    Originally posted by Felicity
    James Dewitt and Johny Joe Hold asked me to make this poll as they, of course, have much more important things to do.
    Yeah, sure they do. Like going out and buying votes.
    The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

    "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #3
      Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

      Originally posted by HTannor View Post
      Yeah, sure they do. Like going out and buying votes.
      I have never bought a vote in my life, Oh by the way I am going to have one really big BBQ at my home if I win. Phebe and I are going to be giving away a brand new Cadillac Escalade , all of my guests will be in the drawing.

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      • Ofc. Don W. Richards
        True Christian™ Officer of THE Law
        True Christian™
        • Jun 2009
        • 491

        #4
        Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

        It's okay to vote for yourself, isn't it?
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        • Benedict A. Davis
          Winning Souls in his Winnebago
          True Christian™
          • May 2010
          • 3900

          #5
          Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

          I was just wondering, before voting , who has access to our answers? I sure would hate to end up with parking tickets, my car keyed or getting that ''special seat'' at Sunday's service.
          sigpic 1 Chronicles 16:15
          Be ye mindful always of his covenant; the word which he commanded to a thousand generations ... an everlasting covenant.
          Proverbs 30:5,6: Every word of God is pure: he is a shield unto them that put their trust in him.
          Add thou not unto his words, lest he reprove thee, and thou be found a liar.

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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #6
            Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

            Originally posted by Benedict A. Davis View Post
            I was just wondering, before voting , who has access to our answers? I sure would hate to end up with parking tickets, my car keyed or getting that ''special seat'' at Sunday's service.

            Did I win?

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            • Jo Freddie
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              Hateful God mocking pirate
              • Apr 2009
              • 6339

              #7
              Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

              Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
              Did I win?
              As none of you got over 50% of the poll I think you should have a run off between Jimmy, Cranks, and Nobby, if no one gets 50% then drop the one with the lowest count and go again with just the last two.

              Anyway Zekie Boys self proclaimed landslide did not materialise, joint 6th place with Bobby, Tanny and Bes.
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              • Pastor Ezekiel
                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 78556

                #8
                Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                No, I'm pretty sure that I won.
                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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                • Jo Freddie
                  Unsaved trash
                  Hateful God mocking pirate
                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #9
                  Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                  Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
                  No, I'm pretty sure that I won.
                  Ah Poor Zekie Boy, yet another one of your delusions, mind you have a word with Levi, he seems to be able to "fix" things after the event
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                  • CyberYahweh
                    Honorary True Christian™
                    Forum Member
                    • Aug 2010
                    • 161

                    #10
                    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                    This is quite possibly the most difficult choice I've ever faced as a Christian. I am unable to consult the Bible for a definitive answer, since the Lord holds all of his chosen in such high regard.

                    Even if we went by rank:

                    Ephesians 6:5
                    "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ."

                    I'm torn between my pastors and reverends; and if I went by the humble and meek, backtracking down the hierarchy:

                    Matthew 5:5
                    "Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth."

                    I can't seek guidance, either, because that would taint the purity of my vote.

                    I'm tempted to just abstain, as I do in every carnal aspect of my life. Oh, my soul's asunder.
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                    • Phebe Carlyle
                      GALS 4 GOD Guidance Counseler
                      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #11
                      Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                      Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
                      This is quite possibly the most difficult choice I've ever faced as a Christian. I am unable to consult the Bible for a definitive answer, since the Lord holds all of his chosen in such high regard.

                      Even if we went by rank:

                      Ephesians 6:5
                      "Slaves, obey your earthly masters with respect and fear, and with sincerity of heart, just as you would obey Christ."

                      I'm torn between my pastors and reverends; and if I went by the humble and meek, backtracking down the hierarchy:

                      Matthew 5:5
                      "Blessed are the meek: for they shall inherit the earth."

                      I can't seek guidance, either, because that would taint the purity of my vote.

                      I'm tempted to just abstain, as I do in every carnal aspect of my life. Oh, my soul's asunder.

                      I appreciate it is a hard decision to make Brother, and please make one that your conscience is clear about.

                      BTW, you WILL be at the BBQ won't you? I do hope so, because I am more than happy to give you a personal tour of the house.


                      There are many a nook and cranny yet to be seen by the masses, but it would be my pleasure to show them to you!
                      YIC

                      Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • CyberYahweh
                        Honorary True Christian™
                        Forum Member
                        • Aug 2010
                        • 161

                        #12
                        Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                        Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                        I appreciate it is a hard decision to make Brother, and please make one that your conscience is clear about.

                        BTW, you WILL be at the BBQ won't you? I do hope so, because I am more than happy to give you a personal tour of the house.


                        There are many a nook and cranny yet to be seen by the masses, but it would be my pleasure to show them to you!
                        YIC

                        Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.
                        As I'd said before - my Middle-School abstinence-by-example seminars come through Iowa every fall! I'd be happy to stop in! I'll even bring some of my Grade-A beef sausages along for all of us to dine upon!

                        And a tour of your temple?! I'd be most pleased to see the layout of your abode! I just hope your plumbing can accommodate all of the amount of American meat I'll bring along (forgive my rudeness, but such dining is hard on my organs; at times) - just so long as James doesn't mind me running the Barbecue utilities. I love cooking for my compatriots.

                        And thanks for the advice! I'll pray on where my vote will be inflicted; tonight - after my bedtime snack of delicious white bread & water.
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                        • Felicity
                          As pure and virginal as the driven snow.
                          True Christian™
                          • Apr 2010
                          • 4834

                          #13
                          Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                          Pastor Ezekiel won. Congratulations Pastor Ezekiel!
                          I Jesus!

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                          • HTannor
                            America's Most Fair and Balanced Judge
                            True Christian™
                            • Jun 2009
                            • 2612

                            #14
                            Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                            A hard fought campaign.

                            I'd like to personally thank all my supporters for not taking the trouble to vote

                            Congratulations to Brother Zeke. I suppose.
                            The Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court

                            "Credo elvem etiam vivere"

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                            • James Dewitt
                              #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
                              • Jan 2010
                              • 6267

                              #15
                              Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                              Hey Pastors where not allowed!

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