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  • Jo Freddie
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    Hateful God mocking pirate
    • Apr 2009
    • 6339

    #16
    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

    Mmm when the Poll Closed Zekie Boy Had ONE vote, now he has 157, Did you have a word with Levi Zekie Boy?

    Oh and Jimmy does have a point:

    Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
    Public Notice:

    Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year Are Now Being Accepted

    The first one half of the year 2010 in Freehold is behind us. It has been so successful, it is now the right time to reflect on what our City has accomplished and demonstrate our appreciation to those who brought us this success.

    It is, then, with great pride that nominations for Freehold Man of the Year may now be posted. All those who meet nomination criteria will be placed on a public ballot later with voters deciding the winner.

    To be a qualified nominee, a man must be a True Christian™. Men carrying the title of Pastor or Rev. may not be nominated.

    Nominations must be accompanied by a statement or explanation as to why the nominator is nominating this particular individual. Nominators need not be True Christians™. God bless our wonderful City of Freehold and let the nominations begin.

    Johny Joe Hold, Mayor
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    • Sister Charli
      True Christian™
      True Christian™
      • Jun 2010
      • 1590

      #17
      Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

      Can I please give a belated Australian vote to Brother Grogan?
      2 Chronicles 7:14
      14 If my people, which are called by my name, shall humble themselves, and pray, and seek my face, and turn from their wicked ways; then will I hear from heaven, and will forgive their sin, and will heal their land Australia.

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      • James Dewitt
        #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
        • Jan 2010
        • 6267

        #18
        Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

        There is something rotten in Freehold Denmark !

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        • Jo Freddie
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          Hateful God mocking pirate
          • Apr 2009
          • 6339

          #19
          Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

          Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
          There is something rotten in Freehold Denmark !
          What you feel that The Good Pastor has been the beneficiary of some foul play?

          How can you possibly think such a thing, for surly if there was some "mistake" Zekie Boy would not use it for personal gain would he?
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          • James Dewitt
            #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
            • Jan 2010
            • 6267

            #20
            Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

            =Jo Freddie;593522]
            What you feel that The Good Pastor has been the beneficiary of some foul play?
            No comment

            How can you possibly think such a thing, for surly if there was some "mistake" Zekie Boy would not use it for personal gain would he?
            Must be an error in counting. I am sure that Pastor Zeke had nothing to do with it.

            I got shafted

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            • Sidoain
              Unsaved trash, Hatian with the AIDS!
              • Jul 2009
              • 173

              #21
              Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

              Pastors are not suppose to be include in that vote. Its like obvious that Eze won.
              Leviticus 18:23 Neither shalt thou lie with any beast to defile thyself therewith: neither shall any woman stand before a beast to lie down thereto: it is confusion.

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              • CyberYahweh
                Honorary True Christian™
                Forum Member
                • Aug 2010
                • 161

                #22
                Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                Indeed, I see no incentive to suspect foul-play. Pastors preach the infallible word of God, ergo such infallibility is extended to their authority so long as they maintain the covenant and conviction of that which they preach.

                1 Kings 10:9
                "Blessed be the LORD thy God, which delighted in thee, to set thee on the throne of Israel: because the LORD loved Israel for ever, therefore made he thee king, to do judgment and justice."
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                • Jo Freddie
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                  • Apr 2009
                  • 6339

                  #23
                  Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                  Originally posted by CyberYahweh View Post
                  Indeed, I see no incentive to suspect foul-play. Pastors preach the infallible word of God, ergo such infallibility is extended to their authority so long as they maintain the covenant and conviction of that which they preach.

                  1 Kings 10:9
                  "Blessed be the LORD thy God, which delighted in thee, to set thee on the throne of Israel: because the LORD loved Israel for ever, therefore made he thee king, to do judgment and justice."
                  But the same is not true of A Mayor, like Johny who set the rules in the first place then?

                  I am Sure Jimmy will take comfort in this news.
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                  • Rev. M. Rodimer
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                    • May 2008
                    • 13996

                    #24
                    Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                    I would like to congratulate Brother James on his clear and decisive victory! Freehold's new runner up Man of the Year! Phebe must be so proud!

                    And also congratulations to Cranky and Nobar for tying for second place runner up Man of the Year!

                    I'll be sending all three copies of my new book, Parking in Rear: Ten Years of Truck Stop Ministry.

                    Pastor Ezekiel, of course, already has a copy. He wrote the foreword, and got it printed by the Landover Baptist University Press!
                    Bible boring? Nonsense!
                    Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                    You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                    • Phebe Carlyle
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                      Expert at baking, sewing, and rebuking unsaved scum
                      True Christian™
                      • May 2010
                      • 2604

                      #25
                      Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                      Well Rev Rodimer,

                      I just saw the stats and it seems there was an overwhelming overnight vote surge for Pastor Ezekiel.

                      In MY heart of hearts, James IS the Freehold MAN OF THE YEAR! Admittedly though if Jesus had been on the ballot, I would have voted for Him.

                      I am actually wondering why Jesus was NOT on the ballot come to think of it, considering our wonderful community would not at all be possible without Him!

                      Rest assured though Rev. Rodimer, James can expect a lovely celebration party when he gets home tonight!

                      YIC

                      Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.




                      There's Jesus here,
                      Just see what He offers me....
                      Down here my sins forgiven,
                      Up there a home in heaven
                      Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                      • WinnerNotSinner
                        Friendliest Fellow in all of Freehold
                        True Christian™
                        • Jun 2010
                        • 951

                        #26
                        Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                        A well deserved landslide victory for Pastor Ezekiel. He's my, and nearly everyone elses, Freehold Man of the Year .

                        I don't understand why someone would deem this suspicious, unless of course they are a jealous runner up (or pasta boy). I suppose a recount could be arranged but with a clear winning margin of 151 votes I don't think much will change!
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                        A woman came up to me the other day, 12/6/2016 and said:
                        "But Mr. Winner, if GOD loves everyone then why is there so much suffering in the world?"

                        Because GOD doesn't love everyone. Too many people have this absurd idea in their heads that GOD is all loving.
                        If he was all loving, then murderers, thieves and homosexuals would be waiting for you in Heaven.

                        GOD doesn't open his gate to just anyone. Being a True Christian™ is like a Queue Jump ticket at Disney, we are guaranteed a ride with JESUS.

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                        • Rev. M. Rodimer
                          Honorary True Christian™
                          Forum Member
                          • May 2008
                          • 13996

                          #27
                          Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                          Originally posted by WinnerNotSinner View Post
                          A well deserved landslide victory for Pastor Ezekiel. He's my, and nearly everyone elses, Freehold Man of the Year .

                          I don't understand why someone would deem this suspicious, unless of course they are a jealous runner up (or pasta boy). I suppose a recount could be arranged but with a clear winning margin of 151 votes I don't think much will change!
                          I think Pasta Boy was concerned because the rules said that Pastors were disqualified from the running.

                          Pasta Boy has forgotten that Zeke is a SENIOR Pastor.
                          Bible boring? Nonsense!
                          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                          • Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor of Freehold
                             
                            • Feb 2010
                            • 12600

                            #28
                            Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                            I would like to take this opportunity to thank all who participated in the Freehold Man of the Year event.

                            The results are now in. There is some question about events which took place just before the end of the polling period. Mr. James DeWitt has asked for a Mayoral Inquiry into the matter. To accomodate Mr. DeWitt's request, I must suspend the results of the polling until the Inquiry is concluded.

                            I am pleased to use the good offices of the Mayor for this purpose. A thorough inquiry will be conducted. It will begin with a review of the election rules. Then, the campaign activities of all involved will be examined. Following that, the integrety of the votes and voting process will be reviewed in detail.

                            At the end of this process it will be possible to name a Freehold Man of the Year with no remaining questions about his legitimacy for this covented award.

                            Johny Joe Hold
                            Mayor
                            Isaiah 24:1-3 Behold, the LORD maketh the earth empty (2)...as the taker of usury, so with the giver of usury to him. (3) The land shall be utterly emptied, and utterly spoiled: for the LORD hath spoken his word.

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                            • Didymus Much
                              Unsaved trash, Arrogant Atheist Dick
                              • Jun 2010
                              • 14079

                              #29
                              Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                              Originally posted by Johny Joe Hold View Post
                              ...At the end of this process it will be possible to name Pastor Ezekiel Flint as Freehold Man of the Year with no remaining questions about his legitimacy for this coveted award.
                              Fixed that for you, Your Honour

                              ie. suck it up DeWitt. Calling "shenanigans" in Freehold is like pissing into Hurricane Earl. This is just the thin edge of the wedge. GOD doesn't run a democracy . A theocracy is totalitarian in nature, beholden and benevolent only unto those who have the power.

                              Congrats, Zeke, on your new-won title. Give yourself a new award to go with it. Wear it with pride.

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                              • Pastor Ezekiel
                                Putting the "stud" back in Bible Study
                                 
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 78555

                                #30
                                Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                                Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
                                ...At the end of this process it will be possible to name Pastor Ezekiel Flint as Freehold Man of the Year with no remaining questions about his legitimacy for this coveted award.
                                Praise Jesus! All I can say is "I told you so."

                                I'll send my houseboy over for the check.
                                Who Will Jesus Damn?

                                Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:

                                Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)

                                Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!

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