[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Mmm when the Poll Closed Zekie Boy Had ONE vote, now he has 157, Did you have a word with Levi Zekie Boy?

Oh and Jimmy does have a point:

Public Notice:

Nominations for Freehold Man of the Year Are Now Being Accepted

The first one half of the year 2010 in Freehold is behind us. It has been so successful, it is now the right time to reflect on what our City has accomplished and demonstrate our appreciation to those who brought us this success.

It is, then, with great pride that nominations for Freehold Man of the Year may now be posted. All those who meet nomination criteria will be placed on a public ballot later with voters deciding the winner.

To be a qualified nominee, a man must be a True Christian™. Men carrying the title of Pastor or Rev. may not be nominated.

Nominations must be accompanied by a statement or explanation as to why the nominator is nominating this particular individual. Nominators need not be True Christians™. God bless our wonderful City of Freehold and let the nominations begin.

Johny Joe Hold, Mayor

[Sister Charli]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Can I please give a belated Australian vote to Brother Grogan?

[James Dewitt]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

There is something rotten in Freehold Denmark !

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

There is something rotten in Freehold Denmark !

What you feel that The Good Pastor has been the beneficiary of some foul play?

How can you possibly think such a thing, for surly if there was some "mistake" Zekie Boy would not use it for personal gain would he?

[James Dewitt]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

=Jo Freddie;593522]

What you feel that The Good Pastor has been the beneficiary of some foul play?

No comment

How can you possibly think such a thing, for surly if there was some "mistake" Zekie Boy would not use it for personal gain would he?

Must be an error in counting. I am sure that Pastor Zeke had nothing to do with it.

I got shafted

[Sidoain]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Pastors are not suppose to be include in that vote. Its like obvious that Eze won.

[CyberYahweh]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Indeed, I see no incentive to suspect foul-play. Pastors preach the infallible word of God, ergo such infallibility is extended to their authority so long as they maintain the covenant and conviction of that which they preach.

1 Kings 10:9
"Blessed be the LORD thy God, which delighted in thee, to set thee on the throne of Israel: because the LORD loved Israel for ever, therefore made he thee king, to do judgment and justice."

[Jo Freddie]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Indeed, I see no incentive to suspect foul-play. Pastors preach the infallible word of God, ergo such infallibility is extended to their authority so long as they maintain the covenant and conviction of that which they preach.

1 Kings 10:9
"Blessed be the LORD thy God, which delighted in thee, to set thee on the throne of Israel: because the LORD loved Israel for ever, therefore made he thee king, to do judgment and justice."

But the same is not true of A Mayor, like Johny who set the rules in the first place then?

I am Sure Jimmy will take comfort in this news.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

I would like to congratulate Brother James on his clear and decisive victory! Freehold's new runner up Man of the Year! Phebe must be so proud!

And also congratulations to Cranky and Nobar for tying for second place runner up Man of the Year!

I'll be sending all three copies of my new book, Parking in Rear: Ten Years of Truck Stop Ministry.

Pastor Ezekiel, of course, already has a copy. He wrote the foreword, and got it printed by the Landover Baptist University Press!

[Phebe Carlyle]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Well Rev Rodimer,

I just saw the stats and it seems there was an overwhelming overnight vote surge for Pastor Ezekiel.

In MY heart of hearts, James IS the Freehold MAN OF THE YEAR! Admittedly though if Jesus had been on the ballot, I would have voted for Him.

I am actually wondering why Jesus was NOT on the ballot come to think of it, considering our wonderful community would not at all be possible without Him!

Rest assured though Rev. Rodimer, James can expect a lovely celebration party when he gets home tonight!

YIC

Mrs. Phebe Dewitt.

[WinnerNotSinner]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

A well deserved landslide victory for Pastor Ezekiel. He's my, and nearly everyone elses, Freehold Man of the Year .

I don't understand why someone would deem this suspicious, unless of course they are a jealous runner up (or pasta boy). I suppose a recount could be arranged but with a clear winning margin of 151 votes I don't think much will change!

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

A well deserved landslide victory for Pastor Ezekiel. He's my, and nearly everyone elses, Freehold Man of the Year .

I don't understand why someone would deem this suspicious, unless of course they are a jealous runner up (or pasta boy). I suppose a recount could be arranged but with a clear winning margin of 151 votes I don't think much will change!

I think Pasta Boy was concerned because the rules said that Pastors were disqualified from the running.

Pasta Boy has forgotten that Zeke is a SENIOR Pastor.

[Johny Joe Hold]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

I would like to take this opportunity to thank all who participated in the Freehold Man of the Year event.

The results are now in. There is some question about events which took place just before the end of the polling period. Mr. James DeWitt has asked for a Mayoral Inquiry into the matter. To accomodate Mr. DeWitt's request, I must suspend the results of the polling until the Inquiry is concluded.

I am pleased to use the good offices of the Mayor for this purpose. A thorough inquiry will be conducted. It will begin with a review of the election rules. Then, the campaign activities of all involved will be examined. Following that, the integrety of the votes and voting process will be reviewed in detail.

At the end of this process it will be possible to name a Freehold Man of the Year with no remaining questions about his legitimacy for this covented award.

Johny Joe Hold
Mayor

[Didymus Much]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

...At the end of this process it will be possible to name Pastor Ezekiel Flint as Freehold Man of the Year with no remaining questions about his legitimacy for this coveted award.

Fixed that for you, Your Honour

ie. suck it up DeWitt. Calling "shenanigans" in Freehold is like pissing into Hurricane Earl. This is just the thin edge of the wedge. GOD doesn't run a democracy . A theocracy is totalitarian in nature, beholden and benevolent only unto those who have the power.

Congrats, Zeke, on your new-won title. Give yourself a new award to go with it. Wear it with pride.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

Originally Posted by Johny Joe Hold
...At the end of this process it will be possible to name Pastor Ezekiel Flint as Freehold Man of the Year with no remaining questions about his legitimacy for this coveted award.

Praise Jesus! All I can say is "I told you so."

I'll send my houseboy over for the check.