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  • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

    Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
    What planet are you on Lisa?

    Just where am I crying? I am not upset about anything. You on the other hand do seem to have got you unmentionables in a twist.

    I find the root of your confusion and I apologised for causing any misunderstanding.

    From you last comment I take it that you have accepted that The King James Bible and the KJV-CFT are one and the same thing, thank you for that Lisa.
    Look Jo, I am sick of your silly topic.

    King James Bible 1611 is not KJV-CFT
    Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
    Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
    Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
    Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
    Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
    Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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    • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

      @Rev. M. Rodimer Of course I don't decide who wins. The poll does. And the poll says Pastor Ezekiel won!
      I Jesus!

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      • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

        Originally posted by Felicity View Post
        @Rev. M. Rodimer Of course I don't decide who wins. The poll does. And the poll says Pastor Ezekiel won!
        Look Felicity, Pastors and Reverends where not to be included. Why isn't your mom teaching you something? Its time for school!

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        • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

          Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
          Look Jo, I am sick of your silly topic.

          King James Bible 1611 is not KJV-CFT
          Why not?
          Where you actually calling Phebes a hieratic after all?

          Awww don't cry Lisa it is not worth ruining your mascara for.
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          • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

            Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
            Why not?
            Where you actually calling Phebes a hieratic after all?

            Awww don't cry Lisa it is not worth ruining your mascara for.
            I never called Sister Phebe a "hieratic" now stop you little whinge session.
            Genesis 1:1 In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth
            Proverbs 19:25 Smite a scorner, and the simple will beware: and reprove one that hath understanding, and he will understand knowledge.
            Ezekiel 16:14 And thy renown went forth among the heathen for thy beauty: for it was perfect through my comeliness, which I had put upon thee, saith the Lord GOD.
            Proverbs 6:25 Lust not after her beauty in thine heart; neither let her take thee with her eyelids.
            Genesis 24:16 And the damsel was very fair to look upon, a virgin, neither had any man known her: and she went down to the well, and filled her pitcher, and came up.
            Song of Solomon 1:15 Behold, thou art fair, my love; behold, thou art fair; thou hast doves' eyes.

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            • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

              Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
              I never called Sister Phebe a "hieratic" now stop you little whinge session.
              Lisa I have a feeling that when Phebe returns from NY this afternoon she will have a few words of wisdom for the Pasta freak.

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              • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                Look Felicity, Pastors and Reverends where not to be included. Why isn't your mom teaching you something? Its time for school!
                You do appear to be right in this instance Jimmy.
                Originally posted by Lisa H View Post
                I never called Sister Phebe a "hieratic" now stop you little whinge session.
                Oh I am not the one whinging, you are the one getting upset about me referring to the The King Jimmy Bible as the KJV-CFT.

                How is your mascara doing? I hope it has not run down your cheeks.


                Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
                Lisa I have a feeling that when Phebe returns from NY this afternoon she will have a few words of wisdom for the Pasta freak.
                I was not the one accusing Phebes of using the wrong Bible.
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                • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                  Originally posted by HTannor View Post
                  Only brit fags get a cheque.

                  Zeke is an American, he gets a check.
                  I thought he was getting a Czech.
                  Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                  Why not?
                  Where you actually calling Phebes a hieratic after all?

                  Awww don't cry Lisa it is not worth ruining your mascara for.
                  Back and forth, back and forth . . .



                  Pasta Boy, why not just convert to True Christianity™ and marry her already? Or are you secretly a 400-pound Lesbian Negress named Simone or . . . My'Shelle?
                  Bible boring? Nonsense!
                  Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
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                  • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                    Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                    Pasta Boy, why not just convert to True Christianity™ and marry her already?


                    I have no wish to convert to your misguided religion and as I have already mentioned before many times, I have a partner and we are very happily married.
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                    • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                      Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post


                      I have no wish to convert to your misguided religion and as I have already mentioned before many times, I have a partner and we are very happily married.
                      Well, you would become a True Heterosexual(tm) as well, and then you could marry Lisa.
                      Bible boring? Nonsense!
                      Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
                      You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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                      • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                        Originally posted by Rev. M. Rodimer View Post
                        Well, you would become a True Heterosexual™ as well, and then you could marry Lisa.
                        Are you advocating Polygamy?
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                        • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post


                          I have no wish to convert to your misguided religion and as I have already mentioned before many times, I have a partner and we are very happily married.

                          Homer weddings don't count!

                          YIC

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                          Down here my sins forgiven,
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                          • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                            Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                            Homer weddings don't count!

                            YIC

                            Mrs Phebe Dewitt
                            We have dedicated our lives to each other before God. Do you really think I should give that up and marry one like Lisa?
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                            • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                              Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
                              We have dedicated our lives to each other before God.
                              Uh hu! What god? The pasta bar at the local Sizzler!?





                              Do you really think I should give that up and marry one like Lisa?
                              "One" meaning a good True Christian™ gal like Sister Lisa? Indeed!

                              Sure, you would miss out on your homer "sword" fights, Pirate Pete but that would be a small price to pay, for eternal life in heaven with Jesus!

                              YIC

                              Mrs Phebe Dewitt.




                              There's Jesus here,
                              Just see what He offers me....
                              Down here my sins forgiven,
                              Up there a home in heaven
                              Praise God, That's the way for me!!

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                              • Re: POLL: Freehold Man of the Year!

                                Originally posted by Mrs. Phebe Dewitt View Post
                                Uh hu! What god? The pasta bar at the local Sizzler!?
                                The God, Our Lord Noodle, and no it was not at a "Sizzler" or any other similar establishment
                                "One" meaning a good True Christian gal™ like Sister Lisa? Indeed!
                                Some how I do not think that would work if they were ANYTHING like Lisa.
                                They would no doubt try to do things like....
                                • Feed me snags with dead horse.
                                • Ruin my favourite Pasta sauce by using capsicum & zucchini instead of peppers & courgette.
                                • And I certainly have no wish to go to the beach with someone wearing woman's undergarments on their feet instead of the appropriate footwear.
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