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One of my tenants has refused to pay their rent for the last three months so myself and a local Deputy Sherriff payed a visit to the trailer home in question. What I saw has still got me reeling! First of all the entire property smelled horrible, like coco butter and hair grease mixed with sweat and garbage. There were two or three naked children in the yard playing with sticks and rocks and they all had a shiny stripe coming from each nostril, it was nauseating to say the least. The pregnant wife(?) was hanging underwear and clothes on a line outback.
Everything inside was glossy black and gold with animal prints on all the furniture. There were pictures of other negroes in various stages of upbringing ranging from infant types to the elderly hanging on the walls(I can imagine all the holes they put in my trailer to hang them all). I had no idea they lived as long as shown in some of those photographs. Maybe they were staged?
Anyway, the people were beholden to me for nearly $1000 so I politely asked where my money was and the guy flat out lied and said he was broke. I told him that judging by the fancy black folk furniture and whatsits all over the place I knew he was lying. There was a car out front he claimed to own so I know he was working so why hadn't he paid his rent? I listened to lie after lie about him not making enough and the economy and gas prices and the President and finally I flat out told him, the economy is fine and if he would work harder he could afford the gas and my rent and if he didn't pay me by Friday he was evicted. Him and his squadron of darkies can go to Hell for all cared.
The guy had paintings of naked negresses on my walls and even a painting of "Jesus" and He was BLACK! Just imagine some drugged out Rasta man in a white robe holding a lamb and you get the picture. I was utterly disgusted. I informed Mr. Sinner that Christ was NOT a niggra and that Jesus was going to see to it that him and his whole family burned in Hell. That apparently upset this Buck and he began yelling and hollering like it was a hootenanny. The Deputy had to taser this licorice stick before he went nuts and started spitting on us! The nerve. I provide a decent home for these people and all I get in return is heartache. I get blasphemy on my walls, lies in my ears and moths in my wallet. I think I'm going to evict them anyway. Someone else is bound to want to move in being so close to Christmas and all. I'm going to change the locks tomorrow.
Sometimes my heart is just too big, thats my problem. I never have trouble getting rent out of the beaners. They always pony up. I should have kicked his blass out the first week he came up short. Thats what I get for being a decent, God fearing man. I feel like a True Christian™ martyr.
Everything inside was glossy black and gold with animal prints on all the furniture. There were pictures of other negroes in various stages of upbringing ranging from infant types to the elderly hanging on the walls(I can imagine all the holes they put in my trailer to hang them all). I had no idea they lived as long as shown in some of those photographs. Maybe they were staged?
Anyway, the people were beholden to me for nearly $1000 so I politely asked where my money was and the guy flat out lied and said he was broke. I told him that judging by the fancy black folk furniture and whatsits all over the place I knew he was lying. There was a car out front he claimed to own so I know he was working so why hadn't he paid his rent? I listened to lie after lie about him not making enough and the economy and gas prices and the President and finally I flat out told him, the economy is fine and if he would work harder he could afford the gas and my rent and if he didn't pay me by Friday he was evicted. Him and his squadron of darkies can go to Hell for all cared.
The guy had paintings of naked negresses on my walls and even a painting of "Jesus" and He was BLACK! Just imagine some drugged out Rasta man in a white robe holding a lamb and you get the picture. I was utterly disgusted. I informed Mr. Sinner that Christ was NOT a niggra and that Jesus was going to see to it that him and his whole family burned in Hell. That apparently upset this Buck and he began yelling and hollering like it was a hootenanny. The Deputy had to taser this licorice stick before he went nuts and started spitting on us! The nerve. I provide a decent home for these people and all I get in return is heartache. I get blasphemy on my walls, lies in my ears and moths in my wallet. I think I'm going to evict them anyway. Someone else is bound to want to move in being so close to Christmas and all. I'm going to change the locks tomorrow.
Sometimes my heart is just too big, thats my problem. I never have trouble getting rent out of the beaners. They always pony up. I should have kicked his blass out the first week he came up short. Thats what I get for being a decent, God fearing man. I feel like a True Christian™ martyr.
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