A Cross in space?

[Marshall]

THIS site claims to have launched a 2 inch Cross into Earth orbit last spring.

I seriously doubt this bunch of namby pamby 3:16ers can pull together the dollars to do such a thing.

We on the other hand could easily accomplish such an endeavor given Landover Baptist Church has more high earners and multimillionaires(and a few billionaires) than any other church on the planet. I say we look into doing this. My only reservation is that at 2 inches nobody could see it. How about 200 yards long? Now THATS a Cross that truly shows Christs superiority and should humble the lesser faiths into following Him. Just imagine all the Hellbound Islamocidal maniacs blowing themselves up in protest over having to live under Jesus Christs watchful Cross! All we would need is one weird beard cleric deciding to issue a fatwah against living under the Cross and every time it orbited over their toilet country, millions of Hajis would commit explosive suicide!

Win/win for Jesus.

[Brother Temperance]

Re: A Cross in space?

THIS site claims to have launched a 2 inch Cross into Earth orbit last spring.

I seriously doubt this bunch of namby pamby 3:16ers can pull together the dollars to do such a thing.

We on the other hand could easily accomplish such an endeavor given Landover Baptist Church has more high earners and multimillionaires(and a few billionaires) than any other church on the planet. I say we look into doing this. My only reservation is that at 2 inches nobody could see it.

A 2 inch cross is a disgraceful idea! An orbital cross should inspire fear and awe when people think of it, but with a cross that tiny, you'd need a miniature Jesus to fit on it! Do we want people to be thinking about a Christ the size of a jap's tallywhacker? The idea of a 2-inch Saviour is frankly ludicrous. I suppose these false Christians are trying to encourage people to think of Our Lord riding about on the back of a mouse and all sorts of similarly undignified antics. GOD WILL NOT BE MOCKED!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A Cross in space?

I would think what we need is to burn a giant cross with a Star Wars laser on to the surface of the moon. That will give the Mudlsimes a thing or two to think about the next time they go to worship their false moon god and see a cross.

[Marshall]

Re: A Cross in space?

Burning a giant Cross seems like a perfect way to honor Christs sacrifice! The Moon belongs to the United States anyway, we may as well burn a giant Cross there for all to know exactly how we praise Him in Jesus favorite country.

[Brother Wilfred Ernest]

Re: A Cross in space?

A two inch cross? Did an astronaut lose their pendant on a walk? The Landovarian committee has been working on a project in space for the better part of 6 years now. Here is what is in orbit right now:

By 2010 the larger central cross will be completed and installed. This cross will bear the image of our Saviour(R) Jesus Christ. His eyes will be integrated into the Nuclear Peace platform yet to be unveiled to the public.

[Poetic Peter]

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Burning a giant Cross seems like a perfect way to honor Christs sacrifice! The Moon belongs to the United States anyway, we may as well burn a giant Cross there for all to know exactly how we praise Him in Jesus favorite country.

Burning igneous rock from such a distance may be the insoluble problem. Beam divergence and also, the fact that the rock will look about the same when it cools (maybe--it's dusty up there).

Idea: what about later on, using leftover small nukes delivered by precision controls to blast miles-wide craters to make a cross in bold outline across the whole face of the moon? I mean to propose that we the leftovers after we touch Iran on the cheek with Jesus's warning to keep the peace until He is ready.

Just rough thoughts; I guess the question is, since we know that pock marks mark the moon already, if we make new pox on the moon we are assured of expected results.

[H. Montague Worthington]

Re: A Cross in space?

Perhaps we could use some of our caches of high explosives to carefully explode parts of the moon to turn it into an enormous cross of moon rock circling the Earth.

[Daisy Mae Johnson]

Re: A Cross in space?

Perhaps we could use some of our caches of high explosives to carefully explode parts of the moon to turn it into an enormous cross of moon rock circling the Earth.

Now THAT would be GLOWIOUS Brother!!!!!!

What a FABULOUS idea!!!!!!!! Brilliant, absolutley BRILLIANT!

[lord warrior]

Re: A Cross in space?

How bout a few hundred yards of mylar and some aluminum poles, and make a cross with that. It would be light and easy to get into space. I could be put up in orbit over the middle east mudslimes and every time they look up they will see and know the true GOD.

[Ahimaaz Smith]

Re: A Cross in space?

How bout a few hundred yards of mylar and some aluminum poles, and make a cross with that.

I think we could achieve a similar result by filling the Landover giant plastic Jesus with rocket fuel and slapping on some phosphorescent paint. Of course, if we did, we'd miss it an awful lot down here in Freehold. And we'd have to be careful not to give it too much thrust, since we'd be awfully upset if it crashed into the Heavenly firmament and shattered.

Obviously, we wouldn't want to part with the gold cross.