By THOMAS WATKINS, Associated Press Writer
LOS ANGELES – A device designed to control unruly inmates by blasting them with a beam of intense energy that causes a burning sensation is drawing heat from civil rights groups who fear it could cause serious injury and is "tantamount to torture."
The mechanism, known as an "Assault Intervention Device," is a stripped-down version of a military gadget that sends highly focused beams of energy at people and makes them feel as though they are burning. The Los Angeles County sheriff's department plans to install the device by Labor Day, making it the first time in the world the technology has been deployed in such a capacity.
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God has given us a teachable moment! This device should be used on ALL children, wayward teens, democrats, general all-purpose sinners, atheists, everyone but the Saved™.
Think of the fear-value so necessary to prompt faith, and giving it as a wonderful gift at Sunday School. As the tykes writhe in agony, with no permanent physical damage, Pastors can help them understand this is what they face forever if they become homosexuals, fornicators, democrats, or mooslims.
The applications are almost endless to save people from hell by having them experience it. Can we all get behind this?
LOS ANGELES – A device designed to control unruly inmates by blasting them with a beam of intense energy that causes a burning sensation is drawing heat from civil rights groups who fear it could cause serious injury and is "tantamount to torture."
The mechanism, known as an "Assault Intervention Device," is a stripped-down version of a military gadget that sends highly focused beams of energy at people and makes them feel as though they are burning. The Los Angeles County sheriff's department plans to install the device by Labor Day, making it the first time in the world the technology has been deployed in such a capacity.
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God has given us a teachable moment! This device should be used on ALL children, wayward teens, democrats, general all-purpose sinners, atheists, everyone but the Saved™.
Think of the fear-value so necessary to prompt faith, and giving it as a wonderful gift at Sunday School. As the tykes writhe in agony, with no permanent physical damage, Pastors can help them understand this is what they face forever if they become homosexuals, fornicators, democrats, or mooslims.
The applications are almost endless to save people from hell by having them experience it. Can we all get behind this?

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