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  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #1

    canadian homers get kicked out of cab

    I must admit some canadians do impress me. Clearly this cab driver is a good Christian and did the right thing when the homers *yuck* kissed in his back seat and he kicked them out (I would have thrown them out at a high rate of speed).

    The video might be hard to watch friends as some of this homers interview is rather graphic with homer talk (complete with homer accent).

    Link
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


  • landoverlover
    Also loves Jesus and America
    True Christian™
    • Jul 2010
    • 828

    #2
    Re: canadian homers get kicked out of cab

    Originally posted by John Creeser View Post
    I must admit some canadians do impress me. Clearly this cab driver is a good Christian and did the right thing when the homers *yuck* kissed in his back seat and he kicked them out (I would have thrown them out at a high rate of speed).

    The video might be hard to watch friends as some of this homers interview is rather graphic with homer talk (complete with homer accent).

    Link
    Horrible. When he says "my husband" like it was the most normal thing in the world....it reminded me again we're living in the End Times®, and that Jesus will be coming soon.
    Leviticus 13:44 He is a leprous man, he is UNCLEAN: the priest shall pronounce him utterly UNCLEAN; his plague is in his head.

    2 Kings 6:25 And there was a great famine in Samaria: and, behold, they besieged it, until an ass's head was sold for fourscore pieces of silver, and the fourth part of a cab of dove's dung for five pieces of silver.



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    Good Enough For JESUS....Good Enough For Me !!

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    • Fire&Brimstone
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      Forum Member
      • Jul 2010
      • 45

      #3
      Re: canadian homers get kicked out of cab

      I wish more taxi drivers would do the Lords work. I am sure God has a place for that cabbie in Heaven ready.

      Its bad enough an abomination, but the homer calls his other scion of satan his husband! Homers blasphem against God bad enough but to try and rub even more sin into it they try and taunt Gods Law by saying they are married. The ceremony is probally somthing like a black mass, its to vile to comprehend.

      "The man said, ‘This is now bone of my bones and flesh of my flesh; she shall be called “woman,” for she was taken out of man.’ For this reason a man will leave his father and mother and be united to his wife, and they will become one flesh." Genesis 2:23-24
      "But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers , and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death" (Revelation 21:8, KJV).

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      • Pastor Isaac Peters
        Senior Pastor
        Ex-liberal; converted to True Christianity™
        Always Biblically correct
        True Christian™
        • Sep 2006
        • 10639

        #4
        Re: canadian homers get kicked out of cab

        Why do sodomites demand special privileges such as being allowed to ride taxicabs? Do they think that normal people will want to sit in the same back seat that a homer might have occupied?
        This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.

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        • John Creeser
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          • Aug 2009
          • 7248

          #5
          Re: canadian homers get kicked out of cab

          Originally posted by Pastor Isaac Peters View Post
          Why do sodomites demand special privileges such as being allowed to ride taxicabs? Do they think that normal people will want to sit in the same back seat that a homer might have occupied?
          Indeed, this raises health concerns too as they may leave behind a nasty viral infection of some homer origin. If I were the cab driver I would sue the homers for the cost of disinfecting his back seat.
          -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
          -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

          -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
          -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
          -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
          -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
          -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

          STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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          • Michael Crucifix
            Confirmed Enemy of God
            BANNED from Landover -- Aeternal Damnation Assured
            • Aug 2010
            • 7

            #6
            Re: canadian homers get kicked out of cab

            We need more christians like this holy men.

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            • John Creeser
              Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
               
              • Aug 2009
              • 7248

              #7
              Re: canadian homers get kicked out of cab

              Originally posted by Michael Crucifix View Post
              We need more christians like this holy men.
              Completely agree friend - I see you are new here. It is customary for new members to introduce themselves in the introduction thread. Also, please use your Godly shift key when spelling Christian.

              So if you would be so kind, please navigate over to the intro area and tell us about yourself.

              Yours in Christ,

              John.
              -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
              -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

              -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
              -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
              -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
              -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
              -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

              STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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              • Billy Bob Jenkins
                Family Man of the Year 2010-2013
                About as Straight and Manly as you can get
                Hates anal sex. And trees.
                True Christian™
                • May 2010
                • 8337

                #8
                Re: canadian homers get kicked out of cab

                When a homosexual plants his anus directly on the back seat of a cab, that is grounds for attempted murder charges! Maybe even crimes against humanity! He is trying to give his AIDS away! Think of all the people who will be rubbing anuses with this murderous homer without even realizing it! Thousands could die! And think of all the other cabs and public benches those victims will sit in, and those victims!
                The Only Real Climate Change Will be Hell!

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