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That is right Corinth, CobraKing95, and Shane O Matic have been working there asses off against you unlike yo have against them. Visit our new froum: http://www.scienceagogo.com/forums/index.html
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
Aren't they in school? Don't they have homework or anything to do? Cheetos to eat? Dungeons and dragons to play?sigpic
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
What mischief is this?! And who, pray tell, is "Littleone"? Surely that is the bravest username on the forum ... so much more honest than "BIGJOE".Originally posted by YankeePride View Post
They definitely have a KJV 1611 to read - if they cracked open a Bible once in a while, they'd know that what we say is true.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
I'd post them a link to an online KJV, but I am too afraid to visit their forum; and no True Christian™ man has need to visit that forum, so I guess they'll have to remain without God's Word© for a bit longer.True Christians are Perfect!
Signs that you belong to a FALSE Christian Church.
Persecution You Have Endured for CHRIST: what doesn't kill you makes you stronger in Christ.
For True Christians™ only: please send me Project Habakkuk updates at gertruderogers@landoverbaptist.net. Thank you.Comment
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
Yeeesh, I only just now clicked on that link!
Sweet merciful crawdads, do teenage males think about NOTHING but their schlong??!sigpic
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
Um...actually there IS one other thing they think about...
In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.Comment
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
Mrs. Rogers, I'm so sorry such a fine lady of Landover as yourself had to be exposed to Shane and Corinth's filth. Of course, our Lord Jesus Christ compells me to help the spiritually short-changed folks in the mentioned forum. But I lack the experience to help them short, er, I mean sort out their problems as I have seen but one "unit" in my entire life (Elmer's of course). I just wish Elmer's size 14 shoes didn't take up so much room in our closet. GCOriginally posted by Mrs. Rogers View PostJesus - gentle, dependable overnight relief.Comment
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
It's a good job our True Christian™ men of Landover have no need of such Websites.
Small Tallywhackers are very Un-Christian©
Sister Talitha
Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.
HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
Unsaved teenage males, you mean. Behold the fruits of the liberal world view that you keep pushing on God's favorite discussion board.Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View PostThis church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
Questions to ask liberal "Christians" ✞ Things that the Bible doesn't say ✞ Tolerance
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
Do YOU think about nothing BUT 'schlong', harlot?Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
Why would you even bring up something totally irrelevant like that if you weren't.. ??
You perverted harlot, you make Jesus (and me) sick.
As for the two homers, they're only trash children in desperate need of attention..
It is obvious that their parents doesn't beat them enough.If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
Proverbs 9:12-13Comment
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
Care to quote scripture? (In context)Originally posted by Sister Talitha View PostComment
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
Listen you irritating little fool, DO NOT come in here trying to mock Jesus! True Christians can quote any verse in the Holy Bible IN THEIR SLEEP! We don't pick and choose like you salad-bar false Christians.Originally posted by Fish View Post
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
Need Pastoral Advice? Contact me privately at PastorEzekiel@landoverbaptist.net TODAY!!Comment
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
i accepts your challinge, Mr.Fish!Originally posted by Mr.FishBreath View Post
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
john 3:16 always better in them contexts wiv john 3:17 an john 3:18 i shore you agrees
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Re: Hey Shane O Matic and Corinth have added to their site.
Amen, Sister...AMEN!!Originally posted by Petal View Posti accepts your challinge, Mr.Fish!
For God so loved the world, that he gave his only begotten Son, that whosoever believeth in him should not perish, but have everlasting life.
For God sent not his Son into the world to condemn the world; but that the world through him might be saved.
He that believeth on him is not condemned: but he that believeth not is condemned already, because he hath not believed in the name of the only begotten Son of God.
john 3:16 always better in them contexts wiv john 3:17 an john 3:18 i shore you agreesComment
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