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Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.
I'm currently feeling fine, and the last time I went to the doctor, he said I was the picture of perfect health. So I don't know how you think I'm sick.Originally posted by bastage134 View Post
Also, I'm not very twisted right now. My ankles are crossed, but that's not really a twist now is it.
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I don't know about you, but those overalls look pretty homosexual.Originally posted by Brother V View Post
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Overalls are for comfort.Originally posted by Undeclared Freshman View Post
They don't have the quick access ass-flap, for gay sex. In fact, they are rather inconvenient for attempting to have sex while wearing.
YIC
VJudges 9:21 And Jotham ran away, and fled, and went to Beer, and dwelt there, for fear of Abimelech his brother.Comment
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I still think you're a homosexual that must be euthanized.
Kill yourself now.Comment
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We've been trying to get Van Hepatitis, Allie, Redrougestink, and their ilk to prove that they're not sick and twisted people for ages, and despite their protests, they keep proving how depraved they are every day. Good luck with your efforts to get them to prove otherwise.Originally posted by bastage134 View PostPosted via Prayer
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Friend, we don't have to prove anything to you. I'm going to Heaven to be with Jesus and His angels; to drink wine and feast while we look down to hell and see sodomites like yourself being gang-raped by demons. Prove that I'm wrong.Originally posted by bastage134 View PostComment
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You seem like a very angry person.Originally posted by Undeclared Freshman View Post
"For the wrath of man worketh not the righteousness of God." James 1:20
We feel fine around here. The only sick ones are the ones that don't believe in healing:
"And God hath set... gifts of healings, ..." 1 Corinthians 12:28
Why don't you repent and get right with Jesus, now. Don't forget to show your sincerety with a tithe of no less than $150. The Bible says so.Comment
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Dear Unsaved Fruitcake:Originally posted by Undeclared Freshman View Post
Stop using God's favorite discussion board on the interwebs to tell us your disgusting sodmite snuff fantasies. Maybe the resident Romanist "fathers" are interested in what you think about when you commit the "M" abomination, but I assure you that we True Christians™ are not.This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Friend,Originally posted by Undeclared Freshman View Post
Does Brother V look like the kind of homer that would drive around a magenta colored car? Of course not. Brother V is as not-gay as it gets.
YIC
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HALELUJAH!Originally posted by BibleThumpinBlonde View Post
If loving JESUS and helping Him rid our neighborhoods of MINCING HOMERS -- such as Mr. Bastage134 -- is sick and twisted ..... then I'm guilty!
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PRAISE!Originally posted by Larry Lee View Post
If loving JESUS enough to hate the same things that He hates is sick and twisted, then I'm guilty. Count me in!This church is dedicated to preaching True Christianity™ and the King James Bible exactly as they are, with no alterations to make them more politically correct for modern liberals. If you think that we've misquoted or twisted Scripture or quoted any verse out of context, please explain in detail how we've done so. Otherwise, if what you read on this site offends you, then you're offended by Almighty God and His Word, not by us.
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Re: Alot of you are sick and twisted people.
We are not sick and we are not twisted!
Praise Jesus!
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