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  • #166
    Re: Stupid Atheists!

    Trauma, First of all, what an endearing name. In a world of chaos and discontent, there is no better solution than a moniker suggesting a desire to spread further discontent and chaos. Methinks after reading your ramblings that you either need to drop your tiny little wee-wee and set your thoughts on things of God, or that you need to spend less time down at the mall restroom on your knees and instead get to a good Baptist church where you should gain something from being on your knees. No God? My sweet and yet stupid boy, the Lord does not need for you to have all your questions answered, but He will answer once you set aside your childish arguments and read his Word with a prayerful and seeking spirit. If you set out to disprove something, you could also disprove your thoughts that there is no God. In fact, why don't you try to disprove that. Your best and first reference should be the Holy Bible, King James Version, 1611. No other proof will be required that indeed, there is a Heavenly Father that loves you and will welcome you, but one that will also spit you into a fiery pit if you continue to sell your buttocks down to the Target store bathroom. I shall pray for you. Don't be satan's target. Be a child of God.
    1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
    Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
    Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
    Locations in 50 States and Canada
    !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
    Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
    Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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    • #167
      Re: Stupid Atheists!

      Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
      My sweet and yet stupid boy, the Lord does not need for you to have all your questions answered, but He will answer once you set aside your childish arguments and read his Word with a prayerful and seeking spirit.
      My dear Miss Lamb, you have certainly put your thumb on the issue right here. This perfectly sums up why this thread is entitled thusly. Atheists are stupid. Enormously so. The Truth is staring them right in the face, but for all their cries and complaints about "evidence," they won't perform the most simple, the most important experiment in the world - reading the Word of God with a prayerful and seeking spirit.

      Sweet Gaseous Baby Jesus, how much simpler could it be?
      Hello, my name is Mary. I hope to fellowship with you! That is, unless you don't listen to church authority (Deuteronomy 17:12); are a witch (Exodus 22:17); are a homosexual (Leviticus 20:13; Romans 1:24-32); or fortuneteller (Leviticus 20:27) or a snotty kid who hits their dad (Exodus 21:15); or curses their parents (Proverbs 20:20; Leviticus 20:9); an adulterer (Leviticus 20:10); a non-Christian (Exodus 22:19; Deuteronomy 13:7-12; Deuteronomy 17:2-5;Romans 1:24-32); an atheist (2 Chronicles 15:12-13); or false prophet (Zechariah 13:3); from the town of one who worships another, false god (Deuteronomy 13:13-19); were a non-virgin bride (Deuteronomy 22:20-21); or blasphemer (Leviticus 24:10-16), as God calls for your execution and will no doubt send you to Hell, and I have no interest developing a friendship with the Spiritually Walking Dead.

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      • #168
        Re: Stupid Atheists!

        Originally posted by TraumaSandwhich View Post
        Well you are of course basing your argument on the fact that 1.) God never lies which would be impossible to know as a human and 2.) That God exists.
        If you believe that God doesn't exist then you wouldn't really believe that he created the universe.
        But you see, God has provided us with His Word (KJV1611) so that we may know that which would otherwise be unknowable.

        How can you look at all the marvelous intricacies of our universe and doubt the existence of God? The thought that all of these wonders could arise only out of natural processes just boggles my mind.

        That would be like looking at the skyline of New York City and thinking plate tectonics was responsible.
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        I Kings 7:23

        And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

        New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

        Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

        Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

        Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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        • #169
          Re: Stupid Atheists!

          Originally posted by Naomi Ruth Lamb View Post
          Trauma, First of all, what an endearing name. In a world of chaos and discontent, there is no better solution than a moniker suggesting a desire to spread further discontent and chaos. Methinks after reading your ramblings that you either need to drop your tiny little wee-wee and set your thoughts on things of God, or that you need to spend less time down at the mall restroom on your knees and instead get to a good Baptist church where you should gain something from being on your knees. No God? My sweet and yet stupid boy, the Lord does not need for you to have all your questions answered, but He will answer once you set aside your childish arguments and read his Word with a prayerful and seeking spirit. If you set out to disprove something, you could also disprove your thoughts that there is no God. In fact, why don't you try to disprove that. Your best and first reference should be the Holy Bible, King James Version, 1611. No other proof will be required that indeed, there is a Heavenly Father that loves you and will welcome you, but one that will also spit you into a fiery pit if you continue to sell your buttocks down to the Target store bathroom. I shall pray for you. Don't be satan's target. Be a child of God.
          Well if you must know(but I doubt this will help my argument) my username here is the same one I use for everything because it is my xbox username(yes take a moment to start filling your replies with how I have no life) and secondly disproving my beliefs would not simply mean proving any religion but proving that the universe was started by some being so reading a bible would not be all I need. Moreover I know the general outline of the bible and I disagree with the concept that the bible is proof of itself and in fact much of what is in it is not shown in other non-religious accounts of history, such as Noah's Ark. I imagine the remarks about me being on my knees are references to calling me gay. Well I'm not and I don't spend that much time on my knees.
          Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
          abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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          • #170
            Re: Stupid Atheists!

            Originally posted by Mark L. Snyde, PhD View Post
            But you see, God has provided us with His Word (KJV1611) so that we may know that which would otherwise be unknowable.

            How can you look at all the marvelous intricacies of our universe and doubt the existence of God? The thought that all of these wonders could arise only out of natural processes just boggles my mind.

            That would be like looking at the skyline of New York City and thinking plate tectonics was responsible.
            Well to be honest I think it is more insane to believe that the world with all the suffering it has was planned by someone who is supposed to care about us and is willing to burn forever based on ;what we eat and on what day, who we have sex with, what days we do work and what days we sleep. It just seems ridiculous that such a being would exist.
            Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
            abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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            • #171
              Re: Stupid Atheists!

              Dear, dear Trauma - or is it John? I make no comments about your use of satan's playthings such as x-box. You see, the Holy Spirit spoke to you about it or you would not have made such a statement. I think you should listen to my dear friend Mark's Snyde comments. As always, the handsome Dr. is giving you loving yet undisputable advice. It is not my desire to spend time arguing with you because I am not about to ruin my lemon bars and snickerdoodles just to convince someone of the obvious. You do remain on my prayer list. I might even make you a deal. Come to Jesus and I'll let you taste my pie!
              1 Samuel 8:13 "And he will take your daughters to be confectionaries, and to be cookes, and to be bakers."
              Naomi Ruth Lamb, Proprietress:
              Naomi's Moist Pie - Unsaved Unwelcome!
              Locations in 50 States and Canada
              !Voted Best Pie in Freehold!
              Once you've tasted Naomi's pie, you'll crave it again and again and again and again.
              Baptist pastors always receive a 50% discount.

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              • #172
                Re: Stupid Atheists!

                Originally posted by TraumaSandwhich View Post
                Well to be honest I think it is more insane to believe that the world with all the suffering it has was planned by someone who is supposed to care about us and is willing to burn forever based on ;what we eat and on what day, who we have sex with, what days we do work and what days we sleep. It just seems ridiculous that such a being would exist.
                I implore you to read The Bible, and shut your mind off to all other things while reading. Only then can you truly grasp the wonders of our perfect God. We don't get very far if we approach The Bible critically, seeking to find fault in God's Perfect Word.

                Proverbs 19:21 (1611 King James Bible)

                There are many deuices in a mans heart: neuerthelesse the counsell of the Lord, that shall stand.
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                I Kings 7:23

                And he made a moulten Sea, ten cubites from the one brim to the other: it was round all about, & his height was fiue cubits: and a line of thirtie cubites did compasse it round about.

                New here? Desiring to be pleasing in the eyes of The Lord and His Followers?

                Then do as directed by our esteemed Pastors and head on over to the Introductions subforum and make your first post there, friend. Tell us what church you go to and what your favorite Bible verse is and how you came to find Jesus. Anything else you want to share with us about how Jesus has blessed you is welcomed too.

                Are you a hater of God that believes He is a morally bankrupt monster? Read Why, you ask, is God so angry? to see that it is in fact you that is the monster that mercilessly and infinitely torments God.

                Stop this relentless torturing of God and accept Jesus today!

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                • #173
                  Re: Stupid Atheists!

                  Originally posted by TraumaSandwhich View Post
                  This is a website that explains why the new earth theory is wrong.
                  Oh, well if there being a website makes it true, please read and review this website.

                  Really? Because it's on a website it is true?

                  Please think for your self: don't let anyone (apart from Jesus) tell you what to think. Jesus gave you the free will to follow Him explicitly: don't waste it.

                  YIC
                  1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                  Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                  Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                  • #174
                    Re: Stupid Atheists!

                    Originally posted by Dr Laurence Niles View Post
                    Oh, well if there being a website makes it true, please read and review this website.

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                    Please think for your self: don't let anyone (apart from Jesus) tell you what to think. Jesus gave you the free will to follow Him explicitly: don't waste it.

                    YIC
                    Of course because what is the point of free will if you don't do what God tells you to.
                    Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                    abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                    • #175
                      Re: Stupid Atheists!

                      Originally posted by TraumaSandwhich View Post
                      Of course because what is the point of free will if you don't do what God tells you to.
                      If you cannot exercise free will how can you make a value judgement to choose Jesus over infinite torment in the Lake of Fire?

                      But you are dodging the question: is it not the case that something being on a website does not make something unconfirmed or not?

                      We can move on to the Lake of Fire and eternal damnation once we have concluded this point.

                      YIC
                      1 Corinthians 11:3 But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

                      Revelation 22:15 For without are dogs, and sorcerers, and whoremongers, and murderers, and idolaters, and whosoever loveth and maketh a lie.

                      Leviticus 20:13 If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.

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                      • #176
                        Re: Stupid Atheists!

                        Atheists are just angry because they know they are going to hell.

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                        • #177
                          Re: Stupid Atheists!

                          Originally posted by Holy Henry View Post
                          Atheists are just angry because they know they are going to hell.
                          I don't like to argue, but I believe you may be wrong Brother Henry. Most of them are into that bdsm mess where they whip each others bums! I'm starting to think that they LIKE pain, and they WANT to go to hell. So they spit in the face of Christ so that the devil will stab them in the butt all day.

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                          • #178
                            Re: Stupid Atheists!

                            Originally posted by Holy Henry View Post
                            Atheists are just angry because they know they are going to hell.
                            I couldn't agree more! Atheist miss the calm serenity that comes with knowing for certain that you will stay next to Jesus in Heaven for all eternity. Atheists refusal to accept this simple fact makes me very angry!
                            5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
                            To most "Christians" The Bible is like a license agreement. They just scroll to the bottom and click "I agree". All those "Christians" will burn in Hell!
                            James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all."

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                            • #179
                              Re: Stupid Atheists!

                              Originally posted by Bobby-Joe View Post
                              The stupidity is because they are just blatant perverts. They just sit around and stroke their beards and make bad jokes. If I meet an atheist I would spit in the damn fools face.

                              PRAISE JESUS THERE ARE NO ATHEISTS IN FREEHOLD!
                              A)
                              Gee, Thanks!

                              You can always find the worst example of groups of people.
                              C)
                              I am not a pervert. I do not have a beard. I look like many of the other people you may see on the streets. How would you know we are atheists? We do not go around with signs above our heads pronouncing the fact.
                              By the way, Freehold, according to the dictionary, means a piece of land or property held by permanent tenure...
                              I have no idea what you were trying to say there.
                              Psalm 14:1 The fool hath said in his heart, There is no God. They are corrupt, they have done
                              abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

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                              • #180
                                Re: Stupid Atheists!

                                Originally posted by The_Halfwit_Atheist View Post
                                I am not a pervert. I do not have a beard.
                                So says all maniacal perverts. It certainly looks like you want something in your mouth. Like a baby wanting a bottle, but you're no baby and you don't want formula.

                                Why don't you tell us about that filthy oral fixation and ask Jesus to save you?


                                And btw- What's wrong with beards?

                                Jeremiah 48:37
                                For every head shall be bald, and every beard clipped: upon all the hands shall be cuttings, and upon the loins sackcloth.
                                "Let your light so shine before men, that they may see your good works, and glorify your Father which is in heaven." (Matthew 5:16)

                                "But I say unto you, That whosoever shall put away his wife, saving for the cause of fornication, causeth her to commit adultery: and whosoever shall marry her that is divorced committeth adultery." (Matthew 5:32)

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