[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

I would love to see you spit in my face, because I would follow your doing so with my fist against your jaw, and I probably wouldn't stop until you were unconscious.

Sounds about right for a typical semi-literate atheist.

Heck, you can't even SPELL "atheist" correctly, and you expect people to take you seriously?

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

I would love to see you spit in my face, because I would follow your doing so with my fist against your jaw, and I probably wouldn't stop until you were unconscious.

Oh yeah, another internet tough guy

Job 30:8 They were children of fools, yea, children of base men: they were viler than the earth.

[SheepOfGod]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

I would love to see you spit in my face, because I would follow your doing so with my fist against your jaw, and I probably wouldn't stop until you were unconscious.

Anybody can type a statement on a messageboard, but actualy following through with those actions in said sinario is a complty differnt thing. I highly dought you'd have the guts to try and fight a TC man.


Your nothing but a small stain on the bottom end of society.

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Anybody can type a statement on a messageboard, but actualy following through with those actions in said sinario is a complty differnt thing. I highly dought you'd have the guts to try and fight a TC man.


Your nothing but a small stain on the bottom end of society.

What I find funny is that they come on here and call us stupid inbred hicks, and uneducated, and all sorts of derogatory things. Yet they can't spell even though they all claim to be PhD's in one science or another.

There is one quiet, well mannered atheist running around our boards, but I guess he's just the exception that proves the rule.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

I would love to see you spit in my face, because I would follow your doing so with my fist against your jaw, and I probably wouldn't stop until you were unconscious.

Dear Godmocking Whore;

Thank you for taking the time out of your busy schedule of worshiping satan and spreading your legs for anyone with a dollar to post this hateful message. The Holy Bible tells us that we are actually Blessed by your persecution! Thanks for proving that we're right.

Matthew 5:10 Blessed are they which are persecuted for righteousness' sake: for theirs is the kingdom of heaven.
5:11 Blessed are ye, when men shall revile you, and persecute you, and shall say all manner of evil against you falsely, for my sake.
5:12 Rejoice, and be exceeding glad: for great is your reward in heaven: for so persecuted they the prophets which were before you.

Enjoy hell. I know that Jesus and I can't wait to watch you burn in hell for all eternity. Oh, how we'll laugh at you as you scream in agony! Shout Glory!!

YIC,

--Pastor Ezekiel

[Craig.444]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Haha, this thread is amazingly funny.

Its just child-like fighting between both parties. Really gives me hope for the future of humanity.

To be fair I must say that the Atheists have a fair point. I mean come on, look at the type of things you Christians say on here!

I direct your attention to the "God Hates Iceland" thread.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37299

For fuck sake, some of the points in this are ridiculous. Here are some of my favorites:

4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men!

7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God!

So basically this paints the picture that because someone from that area dress strange and has sex with someone OF A DIFFERENT COLOR it instantly makes the place they are from wicked? Or that because someone IS BORN a woman they do not have the same human rights as males? Or better yet the sexual orientation of someone, OF WHICH THEY DO NOT HAVE A CHOICE IN causes them to mock the one you call "God"?

To be perfectly honest, it sounds like to me that YOU guys are the evil and wicked ones here. Rejecting anything that is new and foreign to you, and hurting and abusing people just because they weren't born with the same skin color or sexual orientation as you.

And further more, if your mythical Hell is full of people like me that live life to its fullest instead of thinking "Being happy is irrelevant. Going to Heaven and avoiding Hell is all that matters." I say i'm happy to go to Hell. In-fact Satan sounds like a pretty cool guy if he was able to stand up against all your bullshit and wickedness right from the get go.

I firmly believe that most of the Christans on this forum are what is really holding the human race back. People forcing these laughable ideas onto there children, making them the little hate machines most of the Christans are in this forum today.

I strongly believe in the freedom of speech so don't let my words make you question your faith. I just thought i might help you see the error of your ways if you plan on getting into your so called "Heaven".

[Seth Campbell]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Haha, this thread is amazingly funny.

Its just child-like fighting between both parties. Really gives me hope for the future of humanity.

To be fair I must say that the Atheists have a fair point. I mean come on, look at the type of things you Christians say on here!

I direct your attention to the "God Hates Iceland" thread.

http://www.landoverbaptist.net/showthread.php?t=37299

For piffle sake, some of the points in this are ridiculous. Here are some of my favorites:

4. The most famous Icelander is Bjork, who is a disgusting race-mixing harlot who dresses up in strange apparel (Zeph 1:8) and fornicates with negroes (Ezra 9:2). She is a national folk hero.

5. They elect women as prime ministers even though the Bible specifically forbids women from ruling over men!

7. Iceland wants to destroy the traditional family so they've legalized gay marriage! They create laws to mock God!

So basically this paints the picture that because someone from that area dress strange and has sex with someone OF A DIFFERENT COLOR it instantly makes the place they are from wicked? Or that because someone IS BORN a woman they do not have the same human rights as males? Or better yet the sexual orientation of someone, OF WHICH THEY DO NOT HAVE A CHOICE IN causes them to mock the one you call "God"?

To be perfectly honest, it sounds like to me that YOU guys are the evil and wicked ones here. Rejecting anything that is new and foreign to you, and hurting and abusing people just because they weren't born with the same skin color or sexual orientation as you.

And further more, if your mythical Hell is full of people like me that live life to its fullest instead of thinking "Being happy is irrelevant. Going to Heaven and avoiding Hell is all that matters." I say i'm happy to go to Hell. In-fact Satan sounds like a pretty cool guy if he was able to stand up against all your bullshit and wickedness right from the get go.

I firmly believe that most of the Christans on this forum are what is really holding the human race back. People forcing these laughable ideas onto there children, making them the little hate machines most of the Christans are in this forum today.

I strongly believe in the freedom of speech so don't let my words make you question your faith. I just thought i might help you see the error of your ways if you plan on getting into your so called "Heaven".

Thank you for making my point. Atheists are so stupid that can't even keep their arguments on certain subject in the right thread.

What does Iceland have to do with stupid atheists? Since when are Icelandics a different color?

Everything we believe can be backed up by scripture. But hey, you go ahead and blame everything else on someone for their religious beliefs. Now who else blamed every problem in the world on a certain religious group.... oh right HITLER!

Heck, if you hang around long enough, you'll even notice that most atheists who stumble onto our board can't figure out how to leave. Instead of clicking the little red X on their browser they just keep begging to be banned. I mean it's not like we force you people to come here, force you people to join, and force you people to stay, but for some reason, you people can't figure out how to leave on your own.

[IamGoingtoHell]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Atheists don't worship Satan! Satists worship Satan! And also, only gay/bisexual athiests fornicate with partners of the same sex

[BelieverInGod]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Atheists don't worship Satan! Satists worship Satan! And also, only gay/bisexual athiests fornicate with partners of the same sex

Matthew 12:30 He that is not with me is against me; and he that gathereth not with me scattereth abroad.

And why wouldn't an atheist sleep with people of the same sex? What's going to stop them? Or sleeping with children, or goats, or raping dogs? Nothing is there to stop them from doing such horrible things.

[MarcoPolo]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

The lot of you christians: Go back to the middle-age. You have no say in a world full of science.

If you dislike science so much, then throw away your computer. It was made by an atheist. So using a computer would automatically make you a sinner, am I right?
Of course I am right.

[AlexHassin]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

So my question is this, are Christans Christians because they're just too stupid to comprehend Allah?

It’s interesting I have read similar comments on Islamic forums. Out of curiosity with every religion believing in the absolute truth of its own scripture how does one decide which scripture, and hence religion and dogmas are correct for them. (this is assuming they will take the scripture at is literal word instead of a mix and match like a buffet). Anyone’s thoughts on this?

[James Dewitt]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

The lot of you christians: Go back to the middle-age. You have no say in a world full of science.

If you dislike science so much, then throw away your computer. It was made by an atheist. So using a computer would automatically make you a sinner, am I right?
Of course I am right.

God made the Computer, in fact everything.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

If you dislike science so much, then throw away your computer. It was made by an atheist. So using a computer would automatically make you a sinner, am I right?
Of course I am right.

No. You're not right on any grounds.

First, what computer was made by an atheist?

The computer was invented by Englishman Charles Babbage, who conceived of the difference engine in 1822 (some German guy also conceived of it in 1786, but never did anything with it).

While Babbage was one of the earliest men to promote Intelligent Design instead of straightforward, Biblical Creationism, which means he was not a True Christian™, he was by no means an atheist:

In 1837, responding to the Bridgewater Treatises, of which there were eight, he published his Ninth Bridgewater Treatise, "On the Power, Wisdom and Goodness of God, as manifested in the Creation", putting forward the thesis that God had the omnipotence and foresight to create as a divine legislator, making laws (or programs) which then produced species at the appropriate times, rather than continually interfering with ad hoc miracles each time a new species was required. The book is a work of natural theology, and incorporates extracts from correspondence he had been having with John Herschel on the subject.

Steve Jobs may be an atheist, but he did not invent computers. Nor does Apple build servers which can operate Landover's JesOS operating system, or even a substantial minority of personal computers in the market today. Unless you consider 8% a substantial minority!

Even if I used a computer built by an atheist, how exactly would that be sinful?

[Christ_touched_dano]

Re: Stupid Atheists!

Silly Atheists. I don't know why they even bother denying it. There is no such thing as an atheist, because by very definition atheists must believe in god deep down inside, even if they don't admit it.

Take the Word 'atheist'. A - Theist. A Means No or not, right? Well regardless of that, you still have the word theist in there. You still have to acknowledge God in order to claim to deny him. After all, if you don't know God how can you tell him you don't think he exists? If atheists really existed they would not call themselves that. They would just never know what we are talking about when we speak of God and they would be in a constant state of confusion.

Being that they do understand what God is and what we mean when we speak of him, then they know he exists deep down inside. They just don't want to admit that, because it would mean they can no longer have men spill seed in their anuses.
Aren't we Christians glad that logic is on God's side?

[Agnostic ponderer]

why the hate?

to the person above me- I think you are misunderstanding not theists are merely saying that there are theists but they are not one

not all atheists are the same, not all Christians are the same, you cannot call such a large group stupid nor can you call them intelligent, religion and atheism both attract some strange people.

also not all atheists are gay or participate in anal sex and saying so makes you appear childish and insulting.

i have just joined this forum and am shocked to see the hatered being spread mainly towards atheists and such it says at the top unsaved welcome yet you call them unsaved trash why insult them that hardly makes them feel welcome in your community

Dear Pastor Ezekiel you speak of hate and in other people while hating i mean "godmocking whore"? godmocking is not a word and it is rather rude to assume things like that just because they do not respond well to persecution? and is it holey to rejoice in anothers suffering?

Also BelieverInGod that would be law, dignity and respect also not being a twisted human being. if religion is the only thing stopping you I am grateful you have religion and im sure the goats are too

and why oh why is grammar and spelling necessary on an online forum? and is not wishing to do so being stupid its a faster more efficient way of typing with less words less time spent correcting words with the message still clearly conveyed.