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  • Jo Freddie
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    • Apr 2009
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    #31
    Re: The Third Baptist Church has burned down!

    Originally posted by handmaiden View Post
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    • LordHaveMercy
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      • Oct 2010
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      #32
      Re: The Third Baptist Church has burned down!

      Well, Friends, it has been a long few days, but productive ones as well. We are all very tired, but rejoice in that we are getting tired doing The Lord's work.

      The debris from the fire is all cleared away, and the site is as clean as it can be for the town to come in and pave it over for the new parking lot. They had wanted to build a new Super WalMart at that site for quite some time, and now that our Church is gone, there was nothing to really stop Pastor John from selling the land to them. He had resisted for quite some time, but now says that the time is right. I don't know how much it was sold for, but I do know that Pastor John has been able to buy an entire island in the South Pacific, so he can do The Lord's work there, spreading the Holy Word to the Godless Heathens that inhabit it! Praise Jesus!

      We have located a couple of potential sites for the Fourth Baptist Church, one is in a not-so-great part of town, where "meth-heads" abound, and another is actually a floating barge, once used for transporting coal, but on which we could build a single story church pretty well. A third site is also considered, deep in the woods, and a very secluded and pretty area. There as some markings left over, supposedly from an old Indian burial site, but we haven't seen them, and there's nothing the Good Lord won't chase out, especially Heathen Idols!

      At any rate, thank you all for the kind words and PM support. Lord Jesus Bless you all. And Mr. Rothstein, thank you kindly for your offer, but you can keep your filthy joo money as our tithing is such that we can pay cash for pretty much anything, excepting clothing and food.
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      • Jo Freddie
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        • Apr 2009
        • 6339

        #33
        Re: The Third Baptist Church has burned down!

        Originally posted by LordHaveMercy View Post
        Well, Friends, it has been a long few days, but productive ones as well. We are all very tired, but rejoice in that we are getting tired doing The Lord's work.

        The debris from the fire is all cleared away, and the site is as clean as it can be for the town to come in and pave it over for the new parking lot. They had wanted to build a new Super WalMart at that site for quite some time, and now that our Church is gone, there was nothing to really stop Pastor John from selling the land to them. He had resisted for quite some time, but now says that the time is right. I don't know how much it was sold for, but I do know that Pastor John has been able to buy an entire island in the South Pacific, so he can do The Lord's work there, spreading the Holy Word to the Godless Heathens that inhabit it! Praise Jesus!

        We have located a couple of potential sites for the Fourth Baptist Church, one is in a not-so-great part of town, where "meth-heads" abound, and another is actually a floating barge, once used for transporting coal, but on which we could build a single story church pretty well. A third site is also considered, deep in the woods, and a very secluded and pretty area. There as some markings left over, supposedly from an old Indian burial site, but we haven't seen them, and there's nothing the Good Lord won't chase out, especially Heathen Idols!

        At any rate, thank you all for the kind words and PM support. Lord Jesus Bless you all. And Mr. Rothstein, thank you kindly for your offer, but you can keep your filthy joo money as our tithing is such that we can pay cash for pretty much anything, excepting clothing and food.
        We still want to know what happened to the First Baptist Church!
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        • Cranky Old Man
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          • Jan 2010
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          #34
          Re: The Third Baptist Church has burned down!

          Originally posted by Jo Freddie View Post
          We still want to know what happened to the First Baptist Church!
          It burned down. It helps to look at the title of threads.
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          • Jo Freddie
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            • Apr 2009
            • 6339

            #35
            Re: The Third Baptist Church has burned down!

            Originally posted by Cranky Old Man View Post
            It burned down. It helps to look at the title of threads.
            Yes it does Cranks, I suggest you try that, and also try actually reading the thread...

            The Second Baptist Church, sank into the ground unexpectedly
            The Third Baptist Church, burned down!

            But LHM seems reluctant to let us know what happened to the First Baptist Church.
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