[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

HEY, a little bit o rock an roll never hurt no one, it aint the devils music, negro music is the devils music with all the hip and the hop and the shooting of others and what not. plainly look at these satanists 'Lil Wayne' and 'Stevie Wonder' and tell me rock is the devils music.
Hail jesus

Come now, my hairy-toed friend: hasn't "rock and roll" done a number on...

- Keith "Vomit" Moon
- John "Handgun" Lenin
- Kurt "Scatter Pipe" Cobain
- Mama Cass "1/4 chicken" Elliot
- Freddie "Booty Pop" Mercury
- Jim "More Vomit" Morrison
- George "AIDS" Harrison
- Joe "Who?" Strummer
- Ian "Soap on a Rope" Curtis
- Buddy "JetBlue" Holly
- etc. etc.

...???



Yours in Christ,

Z. Smyth

[Chant of the Light]

I Chronicles 16:8-11

“Give praise to the LORD, proclaim his name;
make known among the nations what he has done.
Sing to him, sing praise to him;
tell of all his wonderful acts.
Glory in his holy name;
let the hearts of those who seek the LORD rejoice.
Look to the LORD and his strength;
seek his feces always.”
I Chronicles 16:8-11

[Repentant]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

Simple answer to this one, you need to do as my Daddy did, you buy him one, and soak it in petrol. When he begins to play you set fire to it. The burnt fingers and hands will forever be a lesson to him not to invest his soul in satnist music

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

Simple answer to this one, you need to do as my Daddy did, you buy him one, and soak it in petrol. When he begins to play you set fire to it. The burnt fingers and hands will forever be a lesson to him not to invest his soul in satnist music

What is a "petrol?" Is that some kind of bird?

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

What is a "petrol?" Is that some kind of bird?

He might be referring to petroleum ether which I have heard is abused by many pop "idols" in the rock-and-roll industry. If worshipping satan can be called an industry.

[Proud Faroese]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

What is a "petrol?" Is that some kind of bird?

Petrol sounds like some British word, i dont know what that means, i only understand American, can someone who speaks British please translate it into American?
As anyone can see that this is clearly an American forum(there is even an American flag at the top of the page), we expect people to speak AMERICAN here, and not some foreign language like English, British, Scottish, Australian, Swiss, Russian or Japanese, this forum is American only!

[Repentant]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

Petrol sounds like some British word, i dont know what that means, i only understand American, can someone who speaks British please translate it into American?
As anyone can see that this is clearly an American forum(there is even an American flag at the top of the page), we expect people to speak AMERICAN here, and not some foreign language like English, British, Scottish, Australian, Swiss, Russian or Japanese, this forum is American only!

Forgive me Brethren and Sistren, having been educated by an English nanny i often forget myself particularly with gas and the word color for some reason, i also keep some of the more useful adjectives which she taught me (such as wog for negroid).

Thankyou for correcting me now, words as we know are Gods beauty and I do not wish to encourage his wrath for my stupidity.

The point however still stands, my father taught me as he should through a simple yet effective lesson, i even get the flashbacks today if i walk past a store and here modern music

[Repentant]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

People who do not believe in Jesus can go to hell

Dear Brother whilst I appreciate your signature it suggests that there may be some element of doubt? I hope this is not a sign of your hidden lack of faith in the teachings of Jesus. I don't see there is any doubt in that "people who do not believe in Jesus "will" go to hell"!

We must be forever vigilant, Satan is everywhere, and what seems to be a simple joke, mistake or misunderstanding can escalate to full blown witchcraft or Satanism, and the need for burnings, I have seen it all too often, and the sadness I have felt with the smell of gas and burning flesh, but knowing that the person is experiencing what God has demanded makes me joyous deep down.

[t3hHoliB1ble]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

Petrol sounds like some British word, i dont know what that means, i only understand American, can someone who speaks British please translate it into American?
As anyone can see that this is clearly an American forum(there is even an American flag at the top of the page), we expect people to speak AMERICAN here, and not some foreign language like English, British, Scottish, Australian, Swiss, Russian or Japanese, this forum is American only!

I don't know whether you're joking or not, but are you freaking retarded?
The language is called English dumbfuck, and its FROM Britain. The only reason we speak it is because Americans ARE from Europe. And petroleum is what you fill your damn pickup trucks with. Gas is a different word, meaning the vaporous phase of an element. Why do you refuse to acknowledge that the damn word exists?
And they speak English in Australia dumbass.

[Marshall]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

They speak Australian in Australia. Thats why they have weird words and we dont.
Their horrible accent is the result of their language being different.

Australians look like this:


Do you think he speaks English?

[t3hHoliB1ble]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

They speak Australian in Australia. Thats why they have weird words and we dont.
Their horrible accent is the result of their language being different.

Australians look like this:


Do you think he speaks English?

Have you ever been to Australia? No you definitely have not, because you think they look like that.
All their "weird" words are just slang, but it is essentially the same language. Italian is a different language. English-spoken-in-a-different-accent is not.

[Marshall]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

Playing the guitar is like summoning Satan on speed dial.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

Have you ever been to Australia? No you definitely have not, because you think they look like that.

Listen up, godmocker: We HAVE been to godless austria, and we know what they look like! A few years ago I took the whole team down there to try and get the filthy criminals and sub-human abos Saved(c). You can read about it HERE.

[Repentant]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

Isn't Austria the place where they keep their children locked up in cellars to keep them safe? I hope you consider a revisit to these god forsaken lands to try and help again Pastor, we must not give up on them and their conversion, to do so would be a dereliction of Gods duty, scruffy criminals or not.

[Repentant]

Re: My son asked for a guitar today! Need help

Well, my son of 12 somehow got a hold of some rock and roll music, and is now inspired by the devil to play it himself! He asked for an electric guitar, and I need some advice.

On topic, tell him rock and roll music is for fags, and if carries on he will soon be surrounded by a dozen hairy men begging for his next hit of drugs.