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  • Bobby-Joe
    Landover Security Superviser
    Asset Loss Prevention and Personal Security Expert
    NOT angry and positively NOT Gay
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 18405

    #31
    Re: This avatar

    Originally posted by Fish View Post
    Rachel, do you know what blaspheming the Holy Spirit is? I'm not the one comitting that sin, all these people around us in this forum are. They have heard the gospel yet choose to ignore it and go one step further, they scoff and mock it.
    How we ignore Christ's gospel friend? We love our Christian neigboors and hate the sinful world as He commands. Were is this ignoring or mocking gospel?

    Time to reclaim our FREEDOM from the “Mullah in Chief” and his growing activist voter hoards of socialists, communists, anti-Semites, anti-Christians, atheists, radical gays and lesbians, feminists, illegal immigrants, Muslims, anti-Anglo whites and others.

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    • SalvationSeeker
      True Christian™ Theologian
      Forum Member
      • Sep 2006
      • 3892

      #32
      Re: This avatar

      Don't mind that fishy homer my brothers, he's been persecuting me for my faith in Jesus all day.
      Given opportunity, he will persecute us all.

      Yea, and all that will live godly in Christ Jesus shall suffer persecution.
      But evil men and seducers shall wax worse and worse, deceiving, and being deceived.
      But continue thou in the things which thou hast learned and hast been assured of, knowing of whom thou hast learned them;
      And that from a child thou hast known the holy scriptures, which are able to make thee wise unto salvation through faith which is in Christ Jesus.
      All scripture is given by inspiration of God, and is profitable for doctrine, for reproof, for correction, for instruction in righteousness:
      That the man of God may be perfect, thoroughly furnished unto all good works.
      2 Timothy 3:12-17

      It is obvious that he hates Jesus and our right to religious freedom; to worship Jesus as He is meant to be worshipped.
      We don't put tradition over Jesus commanments like satan wants, that's why the homer is angry.
      He mocks Jesus and advocates a false gospel. He's nothing short of an antichrist, really.
      Last edited by SalvationSeeker; 10-13-2006, 04:20 PM.
      If thou be wise, thou shalt be wise for thyself: But if thou scornest, thou alone shalt bear it.
      A foolish woman is clamorous: She is simple, and knoweth nothing.
      Proverbs 9:12-13

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      • Star Finder
        Rock Worshipper
        • Sep 2006
        • 1092

        #33
        Re: This avatar

        Rachael Van HellBound!

        you became a

        Senior Member
        ???

        since when ? and how?

        and you are a proud pagan, as am I. well praise the stars! there is hope for us all.
        I am on the adventure of a lifetime! This is even better than the time I used the plastic stones!

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        • Old Heller
          Unsaved trash
           
          • Oct 2006
          • 29

          #34
          Re: This avatar

          Originally posted by Fish View Post
          You've been driving me mental all morning... And you ask 'why the anger?"

          Jesus doesn't hate me or anyone.
          That's as may be. But I don't like you very much.

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          • Pastor Al E Pistle
            Christ's Cōnsiliārius
             
            • Sep 2006
            • 9323

            #35
            Re: This avatar

            Originally posted by Fish View Post
            LOL whatever...

            Jesus loves you, no really, he does. And there is no sin he can't forgive.
            Yes, there is. Just one. Can you look in your Bible to see what it is?
            Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
            "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
            Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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            • Enobarbus
              Professor of English Landover University
              True Christian™
              • Sep 2006
              • 3496

              #36
              Re: This avatar

              Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
              Yes, there is. Just one. Can you look in your Bible to see what it is?
              I believe Rachael, of all people, has pointed this out to him already.
              Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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              • Pastor Al E Pistle
                Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                 
                • Sep 2006
                • 9323

                #37
                Re: This avatar

                Originally posted by Enobarbus View Post
                I believe Rachael, of all people, has pointed this out to him already.
                You see? Christ is coming into her black heart. She will be a TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM) soon and then we can be about the business of converting Lilith.
                Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                • Enobarbus
                  Professor of English Landover University
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 3496

                  #38
                  Re: This avatar

                  Originally posted by Star Finder View Post
                  Rachael Van HellBound!

                  you became a

                  ???

                  since when ? and how?

                  and you are a proud pagan, as am I. well praise the stars! there is hope for us all.
                  Star Finder!

                  Your name was coloured green! Not any longer.
                  Revelation 21:8 But the fearful, and unbelieving, and the abominable, and murderers, and whoremongers, and sorcerers, and idolaters, and all liars, shall have their part in the lake which burneth with fire and brimstone: which is the second death.

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                  • Witch Hammer
                    True Christian™
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 1717

                    #39
                    Re: This avatar

                    Originally posted by Fish View Post
                    Can I have access to my avatar? I dont like this one the mods assigned for me.
                    Oh please don't let him change his avatar! It is perfect just the way it is!

                    Fish, quit whining and thank The Lord you're even allowed to post here! Sinner...

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                    • Rachael Van Helsing
                      HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                      • Sep 2006
                      • 5131

                      #40
                      Re: This avatar

                      Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                      You see? Christ is coming into her black heart. She will be a TRUE CHRISTIAN(TM) soon and then we can be about the business of converting Lilith.
                      He was being insufferable, Pastor Al.

                      You folk at landover are honest about your beliefs and truly know what it is you follow (as brutal as it is) whereas this guy was trying to make christianity something IT IS NOT!
                      Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 10-14-2006, 04:35 AM.
                      sigpic
                      Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                      • lilith
                        Night Hag
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 1232

                        #41
                        Re: This avatar

                        Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                        He was being insufferable, Pastor Al.

                        You folk at landover are honest about your beliefs and truly know what it is you follow (as brutal as it is) whereas this guy was trying to make christianity something IT IS NOT!

                        AND being extremely patronising about it.

                        Um...Pastor Al? Don't hold your breath will you.
                        In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                        • Rachael Van Helsing
                          HEATHEN — Suspected Witch
                          • Sep 2006
                          • 5131

                          #42
                          Re: This avatar

                          Originally posted by lilith View Post
                          AND being extremely patronising about it.
                          Yeah. If someone like that ever came preaching to my door Daisy and Raptor would soon have a chunk of buttocks as a trophy and they would NEVER try that again
                          Last edited by Rachael Van Helsing; 10-14-2006, 06:05 AM.
                          sigpic
                          Wake up and smell the 21st Century!!

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                          • lilith
                            Night Hag
                            • Sep 2006
                            • 1232

                            #43
                            Re: This avatar

                            Originally posted by Rachael Van Helsing View Post
                            Yeah. If someone like that ever came preaching to my door Daisy and Raptor would soon have a chunk of buttocks as a trophy and they would NEVER try that again


                            But surely Daisy & Raptor have better taste than that?
                            In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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                            • Pastor Al E Pistle
                              Christ's Cōnsiliārius
                               
                              • Sep 2006
                              • 9323

                              #44
                              Re: This avatar

                              Originally posted by lilith View Post
                              Um...Pastor Al? Don't hold your breath will you.
                              At some time you must finally realize that JESUS sent you here for a dose of SALVATION. Surely you can see the difference between that and being sent to the wharf bars by SATAN for a dose of the clap.

                              It's very simple, really. Sell all your shares and anything else you have which can be sold legally. Send that money to me with an estimate of what amount you can tithe on a monthly basis, and we will work out a Salvation(TM) plan for you.
                              Emeritus Professor of the Christ Jesus Chair of Theology at Landover Baptist University.
                              "God loves you. Let us arrange for you to meet Him".
                              Break their teeth, O God, in their mouth.--Psalms 58:6


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                              • lilith
                                Night Hag
                                • Sep 2006
                                • 1232

                                #45
                                Re: This avatar

                                Originally posted by Pastor Al E Pistle View Post
                                At some time you must finally realize that JESUS sent you here for a dose of SALVATION. Surely you can see the difference between that and being sent to the wharf bars by SATAN for a dose of the clap.

                                It's very simple, really. Sell all your shares and anything else you have which can be sold legally. Send that money to me with an estimate of what amount you can tithe on a monthly basis, and we will work out a Salvation(TM) plan for you.

                                Ok let's see. Shares,that would be...um..$00.00
                                Anything which can be sold...legally. So that's another big fat zero then.

                                And that would be assuming I actually have any intention of becoming a xtian. Which I don't.
                                You know I've got this allergy to prayers,hymns - anything christian
                                In order to be old & wise,you must first be young & stupid.

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