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  • Republigrinder
    Unsaved trash
    Under Investigation
    • Dec 2007
    • 8

    #1

    REAL OR FAKE?

    Are the people who run this site doing it as a joke or is all of this for real?

    If this is a joke, you guys are seriously the most hysterical, ingenious satirists I have ever come across in my life.

    If you guys are serious, and I mean, you obviously aren't, but in the off chance that you are, my head is going to explode.
  • Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Senior Pastor
    VP of Evangelical Outreach
    On FIRE for Jesus
    True Christian™
    • Sep 2006
    • 5812

    #2
    Re: REAL OR FAKE?

    Originally posted by Republigrinder View Post
    Are the people who run this site doing it as a joke or is all of this for real?

    If this is a joke, you guys are seriously the most hysterical, ingenious satirists I have ever come across in my life.

    If you guys are serious, and I mean, you obviously aren't, but in the off chance that you are, my head is going to explode.
    We are very serious. The choice of eternal salvation vs. eternal damnation is not a joking matter.

    Please read the FAQ in my signature.

    Pastor Billy-Reuben
    Upon request I will cite scripture for all these facts in God's Holy Word.

    ✝ This is a Christian community and we worship GOD of the Holy bible, the only Living GOD. We worship Jesus Christ, Son of GOD and Savior. Anything else is absurd. ✝
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    • Republigrinder
      Unsaved trash
      Under Investigation
      • Dec 2007
      • 8

      #3
      Re: REAL OR FAKE?

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      • SinisterPizza
        Unsaved Canuckstani Trash
        Referred by Belphegor... treat with caution.
        Forum Member
        • Mar 2007
        • 273

        #4
        Re: REAL OR FAKE?

        Seriously...how many separate posts about this have been made in the last few weeks? I'm gonna leave it up the all the TCs ™ to answer that...but seeing a new topic on this about every second day is getting a bit much...

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        • Deaner
          Christ's Love Messenger
          True Christian™
          • Sep 2006
          • 5932

          #5
          Re: REAL OR FAKE?

          Originally posted by SinisterPizza View Post
          Seriously...how many separate posts about this have been made in the last few weeks? I'm gonna leave it up the all the TCs ™ to answer that...but seeing a new topic on this about every second day is getting a bit much...
          I don't understand it either.

          "Are you guys for real??"

          Um, didn't you just post in our forum? Christ haters have no brains.

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          • Republigrinder
            Unsaved trash
            Under Investigation
            • Dec 2007
            • 8

            #6
            Re: REAL OR FAKE?

            The fact of the matter is that when you have a thread posted by a Pastor as to whether or not you should have your baby in diapers or whether or not you should let your kid just take shits on leaves instead because that's what Jesus did is so absolutely insane that it really makes it hard to decide whether or not you guys are legit. By the way, if you do believe that way of thinking, get off of your computer now, because Jesus didn't have one of those either. You Christ lovers have no brains. Go shit in an animal skin packed with leaves.

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            • see_the_light
              True Christian™
              True Christian™
              • Nov 2006
              • 1386

              #7
              Re: REAL OR FAKE?

              Originally posted by Republigrinder View Post
              The fact of the matter is that when you have a thread posted by a Pastor as to whether or not you should have your baby in diapers or whether or not you should let your kid just take shits on leaves instead because that's what Jesus did is so absolutely insane that it really makes it hard to decide whether or not you guys are legit. By the way, if you do believe that way of thinking, get off of your computer now, because Jesus didn't have one of those either. You Christ lovers have no brains. Go shit in an animal skin packed with leaves.
              Abuse will get you nothing but getting BANNED.

              On the other hand, your attitude will get you DAMNATION.
              PRAISE THE LORD!

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              • Brother Guy Bayard
                Anvil of the Antipodes
                True Christian™
                • Jul 2007
                • 1271

                #8
                Re: REAL OR FAKE?

                Originally posted by Republigrinder View Post
                The fact of the matter is that when you have a thread posted by a Pastor as to whether or not you should have your baby in diapers or whether or not you should let your kid just take sh*ts on leaves instead because that's what Jesus did is so absolutely insane that it really makes it hard to decide whether or not you guys are legit. By the way, if you do believe that way of thinking, get off of your computer now, because Jesus didn't have one of those either. You Christ lovers have no brains. Go sh*t in an animal skin packed with leaves.
                Friend - here is a list of things that are real, and things that are not. It should help you make up your mind.
                • Christs love = real
                • heaven = real
                • Hell = real
                • salvation = real
                • sinners = real
                • evolution = lies, lies and more lies
                • intelligent design = real
                • homers = real
                • you = christ hating homersexual with a bad case of potty mouth - real
                • you about to get banned for attacking true christians when you are an uninvited unsaved trash who dares to question the reality of Gods favourite forum = an extremely likely outcome, unless you accept Christ , get baptised and Tithe. Have you tithed yet, brother?
                The devil, whose business is to pervert the truth, mimics the exact circumstance of the Divine Sacraments. He baptises his believers and promises forgiveness of sins...he celebrates the oblation of bread, and brings in the symbol of the resurrection. Let us therefore acknowledge the craftiness of the devil, who copied certain things of those that be divine."
                Tertullian (155-222 AD) from The Prescription Against Heretics' Ch XL

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                • Deaner
                  Christ's Love Messenger
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 5932

                  #9
                  Re: REAL OR FAKE?

                  Originally posted by Republigrinder View Post
                  You Christ lovers have no brains. Go shit in an animal skin packed with leaves.
                  Now that was so completely uncalled for that you've really hurt my feelings. Here we were trying to have a decent conversation and you've resorted to low-brow insults and vindictiveness.

                  So let's start over. You seem to have shown an interest in diapers and defecating in the woods; are you from Belgium?

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                  • Brother Temperance
                    Senior Usher
                    True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                    A very nice young man
                    True Christian™
                    • Sep 2006
                    • 15621

                    #10
                    Re: REAL OR FAKE?

                    Originally posted by Republigrinder View Post
                    Are the people who run this site doing it as a joke or is all of this for real?

                    If this is a joke, you guys are seriously the most hysterical, ingenious satirists I have ever come across in my life.

                    If you guys are serious, and I mean, you obviously aren't, but in the off chance that you are, my head is going to explode.
                    You know, I'd suggest that you should read this before you flame us. It's a little lengthy, so I'd accept you just skim-reading it, but you might learn a thing or two from it.
                    O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                    God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                    • Ed Gein
                      Foul Sinner on Moderation
                      • Dec 2007
                      • 46

                      #11
                      Re: REAL OR FAKE?

                      Originally posted by Republigrinder View Post
                      The fact of the matter is that when you have a thread posted by a Pastor as to whether or not you should have your baby in diapers or whether or not you should let your kid just take shits on leaves instead because that's what Jesus did is so absolutely insane that it really makes it hard to decide whether or not you guys are legit. By the way, if you do believe that way of thinking, get off of your computer now, because Jesus didn't have one of those either. You Christ lovers have no brains. Go shit in an animal skin packed with leaves.
                      amen brother.

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                      • Brother Temperance
                        Senior Usher
                        True Christian™ missionary to the Unsaved Kingdom
                        A very nice young man
                        True Christian™
                        • Sep 2006
                        • 15621

                        #12
                        Re: REAL OR FAKE?

                        Originally posted by Ed Gein View Post
                        amen brother.
                        Oh, because if there's one person we should all look up to as a model of respectability and rationality, it's the guy calling himself Ed Gein. Give me a break.
                        O Lord our God, help us to tear their soldiers to bloody shreds with our shells; help us to cover their smiling fields with the pale forms of their patriot dead; help us to drown the thunder of the guns with the shrieks of their wounded, writhing in pain; help us to lay waste their humble homes with a hurricane of fire; help us to wring the hearts of their unoffending widows with unavailing grief; help us to turn them out roofless with little children to wander unfriended the wastes of their desolated land in rags and hunger and thirst, sports of the sun flames of summer and the icy winds of winter, broken in spirit, worn with travail, imploring Thee for the refuge of the grave and denied it--for our sakes who adore Thee, Lord, blast their hopes, blight their lives, protract their bitter pilgrimage, make heavy their steps, water their way with their tears, stain the white snow with the blood of their wounded feet! We ask it, in the spirit of love, of Him Who is the Source of Love, and Who is the ever-faithful refuge and friend of all that are sore beset and seek His aid with humble and contrite hearts. Amen.



                        God being truth, justice, goodness, beauty, power, and life, man is falsehood, iniquity, evil, ugliness, impotence, and death. God being master, man is the slave. Incapable of finding justice, truth, and eternal life by his own effort, he can attain them only through a divine revelation... he who desires to worship God must harbor no childish illusions about the matter, but bravely renounce his liberty and humanity.

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                        • Brother Seb
                          Forum Member
                          Forum Member
                          • Nov 2007
                          • 46

                          #13
                          Re: REAL OR FAKE?

                          I know that it seems almost impossible that there could be people so Godly and good that obey the Bible as God intended people to, but it is real. These are the True Christians. Praise the Lord!
                          Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.

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                          • Talitha
                            Deaconess
                            Gracious, genteel, kind, tender, and warm True Christian™ Sister
                            True Christian™
                            • Jul 2026
                            • 15118

                            #14
                            Re: REAL OR FAKE?

                            Ya know, Ed Gein was a Christian and his Mama would read from the Holy Bible every single afternoon.

                            Sister Talitha

                            Markswoman, Circumcisionist, Platinum Tither.


                            HE took the damsel by the hand, and said unto her, Talitha Cumi; which is,
                            being interpreted, Damsel, I say unto thee, arise!...Mark 5:41



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                            • Ed Gein
                              Foul Sinner on Moderation
                              • Dec 2007
                              • 46

                              #15
                              Re: REAL OR FAKE?

                              Originally posted by Sister Talitha View Post
                              Ya know, Ed Gein was a Christian and his Mama would read from the Holy Bible every single afternoon.
                              yeah...thank you talitha you helped me come to another conclusion

                              if ed gein was a christian like you guys...which he was, then you guys on the path of becoming a mass murderer like him...and last time i checked, your direct laws from god, the commandments, lists "thou shalt not kill" so yeah, thats a punched ticket to hell.

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