[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: REAL OR FAKE?

Friend - here is a list of things that are real, and things that are not. It should help you make up your mind.

• Christs love = real
• heaven = real
• Hell = real
• salvation = real
• sinners = real
• evolution = lies, lies and more lies
• intelligent design = real
• homers = real
• you = christ hating homersexual with a bad case of potty mouth - real
• you about to get banned for attacking true christians when you are an uninvited unsaved trash who dares to question the reality of Gods favourite forum = an extremely likely outcome, unless you accept Christ , get baptised and Tithe. Have you tithed yet, brother?

Jesus in the Eucharist = real
Apostolic succesion = real
Pope as Vicar of Christ and Successor of Peter = real
Immaculate Conception = real
Purgatory = real

Rapture=fake
KJV=flawed, eleven books omitted
Thousand-year reign=we're living in it right now
Tithing=recommended, but not necessary for salvation

I could say a lot more, but you get the idea.

[Ed Gein (On Moderation)]

Re: REAL OR FAKE?

Jesus in the Eucharist = real
Apostolic succesion = real
Pope as Vicar of Christ and Successor of Peter = real
Immaculate Conception = real
Purgatory = real

Rapture=fake
KJV=flawed, eleven books omitted
Thousand-year reign=we're living in it right now
Tithing=recommended, but not necessary for salvation

I could say a lot more, but you get the idea.

i like you father thomas. im not catholic, but you make valid arguments. i totally forgot to bring up the fact that 11 books were omitted from the bible, one of which was written by mary magdalenes brother in his time spent with christ and the apostles...which actually shows evidence that jesus and her were more then just "friends". if youd like to father, id like you to watch the discovery channels documentary of Jesus Family Tomb, where they even bring that up as a flaw in the KJV.

and hey, since youre a "homer catholic" and all, i was wondering if me and you could have a catholic party!

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: REAL OR FAKE?

and hey, since youre a "homer catholic" and all, i was wondering if me and you could have a catholic party!

Unless you are a prepubescent boy (and I strongly suspect that you are), "father" Martin will not be interested in having a sex party with you, pervert.

I suggest that you go visit www.iwanttobebuggeredbyapapist.com.

[Ed Gein (On Moderation)]

Re: REAL OR FAKE?

nah man, im 19. and he looks 50 something. so yeah, its legal.

and once again, you failed to see the sarcasm must this icon be posted everytime im being sarcastic?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: REAL OR FAKE?

nah man, im 19. and he looks 50 something. so yeah, its legal.

and once again, you failed to see the sarcasm must this icon be posted everytime im being sarcastic?

Is there some reason you can't show this subject the respect it deserves. Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor and we of Landover will not have anything to do with it.

[Ed Gein (On Moderation)]

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Is there some reason you can't show this subject the respect it deserves. Sarcasm is the lowest form of humor and we of Landover will not have anything to do with it.

first off, bobby joe, this subject respects itself in your eyes, so i dont have to give it mine. 2ndly, sarcasm is a form of humor, and just because you look down upon it doesnt mean i cant use it...youre gonna have to accept it and see through the sarcasm to the point im making.

burned.

[Bobby-Joe]

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first off, bobby joe, this subject respects itself in your eyes, so i dont have to give it mine. 2ndly, sarcasm is a form of humor, and just because you look down upon it doesnt mean i cant use it...youre gonna have to accept it and see through the sarcasm to the point im making.

burned.

List punk, Landover Baptist is not some private little humor forum for you to mock Christianity in. Were trying to save your soul from Hell you worthless sack of dog dodo.

[Ed Gein (On Moderation)]

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first off, bobby joe, this subject respects itself in your eyes, so i dont have to give it mine. 2ndly, sarcasm is a form of humor, and just because you look down upon it doesnt mean i cant use it...youre gonna have to accept it and see through the sarcasm to the point im making.

burned.

sorry i "insulted" you bobby joe, my apologies. i guess it was the "burned" thing thats an insult. sorry brother BJ. happy pastor zeke?

[Father Thomas Martin]

Re: REAL OR FAKE?

i like you father thomas. im not catholic, but you make valid arguments. i totally forgot to bring up the fact that 11 books were omitted from the bible, one of which was written by mary magdalenes brother in his time spent with christ and the apostles...which actually shows evidence that jesus and her were more then just "friends". if youd like to father, id like you to watch the discovery channels documentary of Jesus Family Tomb, where they even bring that up as a flaw in the KJV.

and hey, since youre a "homer catholic" and all, i was wondering if me and you could have a catholic party!

Umm...I wasn't talking about that book. I was referring to

• Tobit
• Judith
• Wisdom
• Sirach
  
• Baruch
• 1 Maccabees
• 2 Maccabees

Even the Protestants have it in their Apocrypha, while the Landoverians dismiss it as false!

[Ed Gein (On Moderation)]

Re: REAL OR FAKE?

Umm...I wasn't talking about that book. I was referring to

• Tobit
• Judith
• Wisdom
• Sirach
  
• Baruch
• 1 Maccabees
• 2 Maccabees

Even the Protestants have it in their Apocrypha, while the Landoverians dismiss it as false!

regardless, there was a book dismissed from the bible written by magdalenes brother while he spent time with jesus mary and his apostles. just the fact that books have been omitted from the bible means that its NOT a valid source of information , and DEFINENTLY not a source of PROOF against any of of my arguments. so keep quoting out of your incomplete holy scripture. how does something holy turn out incomplete? oh yeah, the small fact that MEN decided what books went in the bible, NOT god.

dang, im on a roll today. next rebuttal please!!!

[Brother Temperance]

Re: REAL OR FAKE?

Umm...I wasn't talking about that book. I was referring to

• Tobit
• Judith
• Wisdom
• Sirach
  
• Baruch
• 1 Maccabees
• 2 Maccabees

Even the Protestants have it in their Apocrypha, while the Landoverians dismiss it as false!

We've been over the Book of Tobit before. It's a forgery that is very useful for an organisation dedicated to undermining the Holy Instituion of Matrimony, but that's it. If those books were important, Jesus would have put them in the KJV. As it is, they are every bit as relevant as the "Gospel of Mary Magdalene" and the DaVinci Code.

[Ed Gein (On Moderation)]

Re: REAL OR FAKE?

We've been over the Book of Tobit before. It's a forgery that is very useful for an organisation dedicated to undermining the Holy Instituion of Matrimony, but that's it. If those books were important, Jesus would have put them in the KJV. As it is, they are every bit as relevant as the "Gospel of Mary Magdalene" and the DaVinci Code.

...if you read what i said, magadalene didnt write it, her brother did. sorry i cant give a name on the book, for its classified da vinci code information.

and yeah, when you bring up the KJV and jesus putting the books in it....did you forget that jesus was last seen on earth 1300 years before that? so yeah...jesus didnt put the books together, the monks under king james did.

once again, you prove your ignorance.

[Deaner]

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... sorry i cant give a name on the book, for its classified da vinci code information.

Are you a goddamned mental case? "Classified" Da Vinci code information? It was a hollywood movie you idiot. Are you gonna start telling us you know some real Harry Potter spells?

[Ed Gein (On Moderation)]

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Are you a goddamned mental case? "Classified" Da Vinci code information? It was a hollywood movie you idiot. Are you gonna start telling us you know some real Harry Potter spells?

once again...sarcasm. what i meant to say is this. i dont know the name of that bible, but you can dig it up im sure if you want to prove me otherwise start at www.jesusfamilytomb.com

[lilith]

Re: REAL OR FAKE?

We've been over the Book of Tobit before. It's a forgery that is very useful for an organisation dedicated to undermining the Holy Instituion of Matrimony, but that's it. If those books were important, Jesus would have put them in the KJV.* As it is, they are every bit as relevant as the "Gospel of Mary Magdalene" and the DaVinci Code.

*Of course he would have,apart from the tiny detail that JC didn't actually WRITE the Bible.

And I'm deeply disappointed - nobody's head exploded yet.