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  • looking4mybrain
    Confirmed Enemy of God
    • Oct 2010
    • 95

    #1

    any ideas?

    All right, as I may, or may or may not told you, I am writing a fantasy book. Now, the LAST thing I want is for this book to be deemed satanic by the public, so if you want something added or gone, here's your chance to do something about it.

    Details so far:
    • Lord of the Rings-like. Main character and group of heroes go on quest across huge landscape.
    • Christianity is THE DOMINANT RELIGION. Though you'd want to know that. There will be other religions, but not as prevalent, and the majority of main charactors ARE CHRISTIAN.
    • There is magic, but ONLY THE BAD GUYS USE IT. Magic is not a-okay in this fantasy book. It gets a pretty bad rep here.
    • Very epic medieval battles. This book takes place in a world with technology from the medieval era, so of course epic battles will be included.
    • Like most fantasy, there will be multiple races. As in elves, dwarves, and other stuff oh my!
    • Lots of fantasy creatures. It doesn't end at dragons, you know. I have a wide array of creatures that help or hinder the main character throughout his quest. I'm working on a group of werewolf-like creatures right now, it'll be awesome!
    Note that this is still in the rough draft phase, and is still open to change. I exxpect it to be done at the end of next year (I'm a slow writer).
  • John Creeser
    Warning: In case of Rapture, this account will be unmanned.
     
    • Aug 2009
    • 7248

    #2
    Re: any ideas?

    Originally posted by looking4mybrain View Post
    All right, as I may, or may or may not told you, I am writing a fantasy book. Now, the LAST thing I want is for this book to be deemed satanic by the public, so if you want something added or gone, here's your chance to do something about it.

    Details so far:
    • Lord of the Rings-like. Main character and group of heroes go on quest across huge landscape.
    • Christianity is THE DOMINANT RELIGION. Though you'd want to know that. There will be other religions, but not as prevalent, and the majority of main charactors ARE CHRISTIAN.
    • There is magic, but ONLY THE BAD GUYS USE IT. Magic is not a-okay in this fantasy book. It gets a pretty bad rep here.
    • Very epic medieval battles. This book takes place in a world with technology from the medieval era, so of course epic battles will be included.
    • Like most fantasy, there will be multiple races. As in elves, dwarves, and other stuff oh my!
    • Lots of fantasy creatures. It doesn't end at dragons, you know. I have a wide array of creatures that help or hinder the main character throughout his quest. I'm working on a group of werewolf-like creatures right now, it'll be awesome!

    Note that this is still in the rough draft phase, and is still open to change. I exxpect it to be done at the end of next year (I'm a slow writer).
    Look son, I don't even like reading the word "fantasy" as it is an unclean word. Get rid of everything but Christian and you have a start.

    What kind of response did you think you were going to get? That we'd endorse your book of homosexual dragons?
    -Every young man's battle - PORN AND MASTURBATION![/SIZE]
    -DISOWN your ATHEIST children - just like this good mother did!!

    -FINALLY!! Some rights for the rapists!!
    -There is no such thing as animal abuse!!
    -Pregnancy through RAPE is a GIFT from God
    -Keep the Fags out of the Boy Scouts!!
    -WIVES!! Stay in your abusive relationship!

    STOP, DROP & ROLL DOESN'T WORK IN HELL!!!!


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    • James Dewitt
      #63 on Forbes'...but #1 in Jesus's Heart
      • Jan 2010
      • 6267

      #3
      Re: any ideas?

      I dont understand why you want to write a book in the first place, we already have the KJV1611, what more is needed?

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      • looking4mybrain
        Confirmed Enemy of God
        • Oct 2010
        • 95

        #4
        Re: any ideas?

        Originally posted by James Dewitt View Post
        I dont understand why you want to write a book in the first place, we already have the KJV1611, what more is needed?
        As entertaining as the Bible is, if its the only book in a hundred mile radius, people tend to be illiterate. Besides, if someone has a talent for writing, the talent should be used, not ignored. Besides, I'm giving you a chance to make it less "satanic".

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        • Rev. M. Rodimer
          Honorary True Christian™
          Forum Member
          • May 2008
          • 13996

          #5
          Re: any ideas?

          Originally posted by looking4mybrain View Post
          As entertaining as the Bible is, if its the only book in a hundred mile radius, people tend to be illiterate. Besides, if someone has a talent for writing, the talent should be used, not ignored. Besides, I'm giving you a chance to make it less "satanic".
          Remove the elves (demonic creatures) and dwarves (cursed by God).

          Remove the "fantasy creatures", whatever the heck they are, unless they are only used by evil. Want to make it Christian? Try some of the fantastic creatures described in the Bible -- unicorns, talking asses, cockatrices, and of course angels (they have four faces, only one of which is of a man . . . they're not what popular culture calls "angels", which are just humans with wings). Also, look up "cherubim". They're not babies with wings, but fearsome monsters of God.

          What's the quest?

          Are they "christian", or do they follow the whole Bible?
          Bible boring? Nonsense!
          Try Bible in a Year with Brother V, or join Shirlee and the kids as they discuss Real Bible Stories!
          You can't be a Christian if you don't know God's Word!

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          • Cindy Lou Jenkins
            True Christian™
            True Christian™
            • Sep 2010
            • 238

            #6
            Re: any ideas?

            Originally posted by looking4mybrain View Post
            As entertaining as the Bible is, if its the only book in a hundred mile radius, people tend to be illiterate. Besides, if someone has a talent for writing, the talent should be used, not ignored. Besides, I'm giving you a chance to make it less "satanic".
            If someone has a talent for anal sex, does that mean they should rape little boys? That is basically what you are saying.

            Making it "less Satanic" will not suffice. There are plenty of abominations that are "less Satanic" than Jimmy Carter. I would even venture to say Obama is less Satanic than Jimmy Carter, and Obama is the Antichrist!

            Your idea is hopeless. You are even more damned for thinking of it.

            SCUBA diving in the Blood of Jesus,

            Cindy Lou Jenkins

            (Billy Bob: I approve this post.)
            1 Corinthians 11:3
            But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.

            Property of Billy Bob Jenkins

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            • Thicklette
              WARNING - Muddlebrained jughead trash!
              • Apr 2010
              • 49

              #7
              Re: any ideas?

              I like your idea for the book, seems like it will be very interesting. Oh and I do enjoy fantasy and Sifi books. My favorite author is H.P Lovecraft.


              Good Luck!

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              • looking4mybrain
                Confirmed Enemy of God
                • Oct 2010
                • 95

                #8
                Re: any ideas?

                Originally posted by Thicklette View Post
                I like your idea for the book, seems like it will be very interesting. Oh and I do enjoy fantasy and Sifi books. My favorite author is H.P Lovecraft.


                Good Luck!
                Mine is Chris Paolini. Sure hes only written three, but Eragon was BRILLIANT.
                PAOLINI 4EVER!

                As for the questions above. I'm afraid I don't have many details at the moment. I just know it involves raising an army to overthrow an evil tyrant. The main character has to move around the world gaining support. And before you ask, THIS IS NOT ABOUT OVERTHROWING AMERICA. I know someone would eventually ask that tp take a cheap shot at my book, so there you go.

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                • Petal
                  LBC psychiatric outpatient. Progressing nicely.
                  True Christian™
                  • Sep 2006
                  • 991

                  #9
                  Re: any ideas?

                  Originally posted by looking4mybrain View Post
                  Very epic medieval battles. This book takes place in a world with technology from the medieval era, so of course epic battles will be included.
                  if there gonna be epick battles, then maybee only the good guys be alloweds to have iron stuff, cuz if you wroted your book so that the bad guys have iron stuff then lord God not gonna be ables to kicks thier butts

                  And the LORD was with Judah; and he drave out the inhabitants of the mountain; but could not drive out the inhabitants of the valley, because they had chariots of iron. <--- that be judges 1:19

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                  • barton
                    True Christian™ Minister to the Godless Savages in Hawaii
                    It's a dirty job but someone has to do it.
                    True Christian™
                    • Oct 2010
                    • 498

                    #10
                    Re: any ideas?

                    The only one who ever came up with worthwhile stories was Jesus when He preached in parables. Everything else is surely of the Devil, no matter how fancy you dress it up or how hard you try to defend it.

                    Other than the Bible, I only read non-fiction... selected biographies, historical accounts, and that sort of thing. I refuse to waste time reading useless things like fiction!
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                    Revelations 6:16
                    "And said to the mountains and rocks,
                    Fall on us, and hide us from the face
                    of him that sitteth on the throne,
                    and from the wrath of the Lamb"

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