Hey, Thanks God, For Not Making Me Woman

[Johny Joe Hold]

"Blessed Art Thou, O Lord our God, King of the Universe, who hast not Made Me woman."

This is an ancient prayer recited today by Jewish men. While we at LBC correctly name Jews as the killers of our beloved Jesus, this prayer reflects the proper place of men and women in humanity since the beginning of time.

http://www.torah.org/learning/women/class31.html?print=1

The above reference provides the passage. Don't pay any attention to the modern Jew apologist who trys to change the meaning.

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: Hey, Thanks God, For Not Making Me Woman

Even though they murdered Jesus, the Joos do have a few good qualities. They make fine lawyers and excellent taylors. The orthodox ones are wise enough to keep women in their place.

[BelieverInGod]

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And why exactly are you studying the Torah?

Has the DoF done a full investigation into this?

[James Dewitt]

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I thank God every day that I am a Man and not a silly woman. The thought of being a female is far to great for me to comprehend.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Praise Jesus and Amen! I can't tell you how many times I've dropped to my knees and thanked God for not making me a woman. I'd hate to bleed from my genitals for a few days every month, just for starters.

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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And why exactly are you studying the Torah?

Has the DoF done a full investigation into this?

I was just wondering the same, Sister.

How about it, Mayor Holdstein?

Praise Jesus and Amen! I can't tell you how many times I've dropped to my knees and thanked God for not making me a woman. I'd hate to bleed from my genitals for a few days every month, just for starters.

Pastor, don't remind me! That was the worst weekend of my life!

I mean . . . never mind.

[barton]

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I thank God every day that I am a Man and not a silly woman. The thought of being a female is far to great for me to comprehend.

Hear, hear!

However, if God had made me a woman, I would feel blessed to keep a fine Christian home, serving my upstanding True Christian™ husband in all ways, in complete subservient humility. I would exercise my body and eat the right foods so as to maintain my figure, keeping my husband's eyes from wandering to other pastures. I would dress modestly, remain with unpainted face and act demurely lest I break my marriage vows to my husband by getting myself raped at the supermarket.

[Seth Campbell]

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Pastor, don't remind me! That was the worst weekend of my life!

I mean . . . never mind.

Hey, I've had kidney stones, I understand

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Hey, I've had kidney stones, I understand

Yes, kidney stones. That's it.

[themontajew]

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And why exactly are you studying the Torah?

Has the DoF done a full investigation into this?

You do realize the old testimate IS the Torah..... the 5 books of moses, 10 plagues, you understand the last supper was a passover seder???....

[James Dewitt]

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You do realize the old testimate IS the Torah..... the 5 books of moses, 10 plagues, you understand the last supper was a passover seder???....

Why did you murder Jesus? A public flogging was not enough? Making Him carry a heavy wooden cross across town and pummeling him with garbage was not enough? No you had to do all that and then nail Jesus to the cross, where He died (temporally). Praise Jesus He rose from the dead 3 days later, just goes to show you that you can not keep a good man down.

[Hubert Hope]

Re: Hey, Thanks God, For Not Making Me Woman

"Blessed Art Thou, O Lord our God, King of the Universe, who hast not Made Me woman."

This is an ancient prayer recited today by Jewish men. While we at LBC correctly name Jews as the killers of our beloved Jesus, this prayer reflects the proper place of men and women in humanity since the beginning of time.

http://www.torah.org/learning/women/class31.html?print=1

The above reference provides the passage. Don't pay any attention to the modern Jew apologist who trys to change the meaning.

Praise Jesus Sir!!! I thank Jesus everyday that I don't walk around this world having to wear tampon & uncomfortable ridiculous skirt & dresses. All people who are born a man are loved by God.

[Cranky Old Man]

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You do realize the old testimate IS the Torah..... the 5 books of moses, 10 plagues, you understand the last supper was a passover seder???....

You should be ashamed that you plagiarized the KJV1611 Holy Bible by making a horrible translation of it. And you guys were even too lazy to translate the whole thing, you stopped after the first half!

[MitzaLizalor]

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Praise Jesus Sir!!! I thank Jesus everyday that I don't walk around this world having to wear tampon & uncomfortable ridiculous skirt & dresses. All people who are born a man are loved by God.

this is a reminder for womenfolk following the thread.