Security at LBC is unsurpassed

[Nobar King]

I'd like to take this moment to praise Jesus for protecting LBC from acts of God that have destroyed nearby communities, and also for giving his holy guidance to Security Supervisor Bobby-Joe who has been able to prevent any goth killings at the Landover campus.

I'm 100% positive that if the New Life Church in Colorado Springs had accepted his offer to supervise their security detail that the looser goth that killed 2 people there would have never made it near the church. Having intelligence files on all church members should be mandatory; if this had been the case in Colorado, they would have been able to read the shooter's online declaration of war against Jesus. A pre-emptive strike with actionable intelligence would have prevented all of this tragedy. A visit by the Landover reeducation unit to secure his weapons and change his 'attitude' would have been enough to get this kid back on the right track. I've been told that waterboarding is no longer practiced, and that since it is illegal, no one is ever tortured.

The New Life Church was able to have at least one half competent security guard on duty, although a female wouldn't have been my first choice. Apparently she was delirious from fasting and made it to church late that day. (Doing her best to keep her slender figure to please a good Christian man should she be lucky enough to meet one).

COLORADO SPRINGS — Amid deafening cracks of gunfire, smoke-spewing canisters and the flight of thousands of New Life Church members, Jeanne Assam said she suddenly saw the hallways clear and a gunman come through the door.
"I took cover. I identified myself. I engaged him. I took him down," the 42-year-old former law officer and volunteer church security guard said Monday at a news conference in the Colorado Springs police station.
"I just said, 'Holy Spirit, be with me.' I wasn't even shaking," Assam said. "I give the credit to God. I say this very humbly. God was with me."
"I was very focused. I knew what I had to do," she said. "It was it just seemed like me, the gunman and God."
Assam, single and without children, has been working three months for an educational ministry called Messengers International in Colorado Springs. Assam said she had just ended a three-day fast Sunday. During the fasting she prayed and asked God to help her decide what to do with her future and whether she should work again in law enforcement.
"I was weak," she said. "God made me strong. What was going through my mind is how awesome God is."

LBC members can rest assured that even though the goths can register online to insult Jesus, they will never be able to penetrate the different layers of security at the curch, and True Christians will be safe here.

I think it is time for all churches in America to have a comprehensive security plan to prevent these tragedies. The goths must be stopped! Maybe some of the brave members here who are vigilant in protecting LBC without disturbing church functions could offer some advice, or maybe get paid to provide consultations to churches with less secure campuses.

[see_the_light]

Re: Security at LBC is unsurpassed

I would say that helping those other communities that err on their way to JESUS and are lax with their satanists and hommers would only be acceptable with double thithe to LBC.

PRAISE THE LORD!

[Brother V]

Re: Security at LBC is unsurpassed

Apparently she's not as good as she thinks.

COLORADO SPRINGS, Colo. - The man who killed four people at a church and missionary training center was killed by a bullet he fired himself, though he was hit by shots from a church security officer, police said Tuesday.

She may have shot him, but he killed himself, just like all goths.

[Nobar King]

Re: Security at LBC is unsurpassed

She probably shot him after he was dead.

[VictoryOS]

Re: Security at LBC is unsurpassed

She probably shot him after he was dead.

Sounds like something a woman would do.

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: Security at LBC is unsurpassed

Yes, we've been laughing at Faggard ex-church's so called security for the past several days. I assure you no mad Goth lunatic would never be allowed to loiter unengaged around the church’s parking lot endangering our Tin Tithers, much less make it to the church doors and given time to shoot themselves. That security “guard” of theirs looks awfully decorative but maybe she might consider getting a real firearm?

Okay, a shooter in a crowd your’ trying to protect is a nightmare but that’s why you stop the bad guys before they can mingle. I mean come on, these people ever heard about UAVs, security cameras, bio-metrics and daisy chained shape charges? The implication of all this is New Life Church only decided to have security after that Missionary School shooting. That’s way too late. As Brother Nobbler has said threat intelligence allows for preemptive strikes. Done right a Church Special Sanctions team could have been in an out of Matthew Murray’s house and ended the problem before it happened like Christ’ taught us.

I think they have a lot of apologizing the Jesus to be done at New Life Church. Jesus just weeps at that mess.