[Poetic Peter]

Re: Gifts for my Brethren and Sisterns

I am quite sure that everyone in the C-O-N gregation would rather have a limited edition, signed, framed Giclée of an original oil portrait of me.

Good idea!

I've cancelled the other order,
which was a good thing to do
inasmuch asI just had a little
with the missus...

Seems she has been shopping all of Wallymart with my Discover card.
Seems that the spending limit has been nearly reached.

We'll figure out another gift idea.

Why thank you. You are very generous for a homer poet...

I assume that you will be tithing an equal amount to LBC...

As I was about to say up above, it seems that Mrs PP has been shopping with my Discover card.
Seems that the spending limit has been nearly reached.
We'll figure out another gift idea.

eureka:
This instead for Pastor Exekill
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That's one gift done; 56 more to go
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...Giclée ?? of an original...

Oh, ok, that's frenchie for ice cream



Dear TCs:

Your local Carvel store will decorate round ice cream cake, with any facial features you designate, by inkjet tech
icing printers

The native resolution of sugarsquirt printers is modest.
Pastor Pistle, your present avatar gives adequate resolution for this print order:





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Everyone is possible.
All are doable.
Think out of the box for

JOY!

Peter

[Brother Love]

Re: The "Gay Cowboy" Trend...More Un-American Than Islam...

Now that is a pretty disgusting and SINFUL song there Witch Hammer!! And that homersexual SODOMITE movie...Bareback Mountain...was that the name of the abomination?....was SINFUL too! I saw many people standing in line at the local theaters to see the movie. People from all walks of life and I'm sure some of those HEATHEN in line even called themselves Christians. But, of course they ARE NOT!! They are just SINFUL HEATHENS with secret desires to see to SODOMITE "cowboys" in the sack together.

The American Cowboy is a symbol of Christian and American MANHOOD!! But I sees that the DEVIL has now attacked that too along with ever thing else that is GOD-GIVEN and BLESSED! These ARE the LAST DAYS and of that I has NO DOUBT! But, don't worry because the SINNER'S hour will soon end!

GLORY to God Almighty for that!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

[Poetic Peter]

Re: The "Gay Cowboy" Trend...More Un-American Than Islam...

Now that is a pretty disgusting and SINFUL song there Witch Hammer!! And that homersexual SODOMITE movie...Bareback Mountain...was that the name of the abomination?....was SINFUL too! I saw many people standing in line at the local theaters to see the movie. People from all walks of life and I'm sure some of those HEATHEN in line even called themselves Christians. But, of course they ARE NOT!! They are just SINFUL HEATHENS with secret desires to see to SODOMITE "cowboys" in the sack together.

The American Cowboy is a symbol of Christian and American MANHOOD!! But I sees that the DEVIL has now attacked that too along with ever thing else that is GOD-GIVEN and BLESSED! These ARE the LAST DAYS and of that I has NO DOUBT! But, don't worry because the SINNER'S hour will soon end!

GLORY to God Almighty for that!!

PRAISE THE LORD!!

Indeed, and not just one sinner, but the whole Lot of 'em.

I would like to share this fine book with you all,

The Last Days Calendar Book

http://members.tripod.com/lastdayscalendar/this_prophecy_book_is_a_must_reading.htm

If you desire the blessing promised to those who hear and take to heart (understand and apply) the message Christ has for his church in these last days, then read THE LAST DAYS CALENDAR: Understanding God's Appointed Times
by Steven L. Sherman (my pen name)
TO ORDER ON LINE, go to my link or to the
Pleasant Word Bookstore.


Peace, propriety, and cowboys sans chaps,


Peter