A question about atheists

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

In another thread, Stella said this:

And unfortunately for myself, in my days of devil-worship, a.k.a. atheism, I had read Lovecraft's complete works. I think I could be of help here - if anyone doesn't want to corrupt their mind with his false idol necrophilia and wants simply the main points given in Lovecraft's work, I could give it to them, having read them previously.

This got me to thinking. (Yeah, sorry about that!)

I have often wondered why atheists would read things like H.P. Lovecraft, or those Harry Potter books, or Alice in Wonderland, or the Hobbit books, or anything involving fantasy or magic or, really, imagination of any sort. Even comic strips like Calvin & Hobbes, or Peanuts, with the thinking dog.

I mean, they hate God and claim that they only believe in things for which they have "evidence". But then they become Twitards, obsessing over vampires, or Potterians, wearing their little Hogwarts robes.

What gives? I don't get it. Why wouldn't they just read accounting manuals and evolutionary biology textbooks?

Are they trying to fill the void left by kicking God out of their pathetic, empty, meaningless lives?

[Stella LaForte]

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In another thread, Stella said this:


This got me to thinking. (Yeah, sorry about that!)

I have often wondered why atheists would read things like H.P. Lovecraft, or those Harry Potter books, or Alice in Wonderland, or the Hobbit books, or anything involving fantasy or magic or, really, imagination of any sort. Even comic strips like Calvin & Hobbes, or Peanuts, with the thinking dog.

I mean, they hate God and claim that they only believe in things for which they have "evidence". But then they become Twitards, obsessing over vampires, or Potterians, wearing their little Hogwarts robes.

What gives? I don't get it. Why wouldn't they just read accounting manuals and evolutionary biology textbooks?

Ah, it's fine.

I understand it now, having converted - it felt like I was filling a certain gap within me as I fantasised over going to Hogwarts when I was twelve, over meeting my Edward Cullen, being transported to the Lord of the Rings universe - a gap that I discovered that only the knowledge of God could truly fill. So whenever I see my old atheist friends leering at me over their copies of the Necrophilicon and their I HEART T-shirts, I can only give them a sad smile and hope that they too can reach Salvation.

[Brother Barnabus]

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Ah, it's fine.

I understand it now, having converted - it felt like I was filling a certain gap within me as I fantasised over going to Hogwarts when I was twelve, over meeting my Edward Cullen, being transported to the Lord of the Rings universe - a gap that I discovered that only the knowledge of God could truly fill. So whenever I see my old atheist friends leering at me over their copies of the Necrophilicon and their I HEART T-shirts, I can only give them a sad smile and hope that they too can reach Salvation.

I'm not as bright, but I do understand the leering part

[Stella LaForte]

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I'm not as bright, but I do understand the leering part

Yes, it's quite startling. I'm unsure of what to do about it, especially now that some of the papist scum that run rampant in Sicily have asked me if they could minister to me after hours. I don't know why I'd have to go later, though—what'd be wrong with some good ministering with other people around, so they could join in if they wanted? These rituals confound me, I can't make sense of any of it!

Thankfully, this isn't a bother to me since I would never go to a catlick "church." Although 98% of the population here is Roman Catholic and there are no Baptist churches in Italy, I'll have to make do until I can move to Freehold. I'm sure plenty of people would be willing to minister to me there too!

[Brother Scott]

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Yes, it's quite startling. I'm unsure of what to do about it, especially now that some of the papist scum that run rampant in Sicily have asked me if they could minister to me after hours. I don't know why I'd have to go later, though—what'd be wrong with some good ministering with other people around, so they could join in if they wanted? These rituals confound me, I can't make sense of any of it!

Thankfully, this isn't a bother to me since I would never go to a catlick "church." Although 98% of the population here is Roman Catholic and there are no Baptist churches in Italy, I'll have to make do until I can move to Freehold. I'm sure plenty of people would be willing to minister to me there too!

While I am not part of the Church Leadership, I to am planning on a move to Freehold as soon as possible. Possibly we can study the word of God together. You seem like the type that is dripping with anticipation to receive the Word. Of course, the Church Leadership should work with you first, but I am always available to help you take the Word of God into yourself. In my travels, I have learned several ways that you can work on this by yourself, but it always a good idea to have video proof of your study sessions so our good Reverends may review it and help you with your technique. I can personally provide the necessary video equipment and would even go as far as to conduct the proper videography so as to help you administer yourself. Of course.....all above mentioned tapes will be turned over to Landover Baptist in respect of your privacy.


God bless you and welcome!

[Billy Bob Jenkins]

Re: A question about atheists

In another thread, Stella said this:


This got me to thinking. (Yeah, sorry about that!)

I have often wondered why atheists would read things like H.P. Lovecraft, or those Harry Potter books, or Alice in Wonderland, or the Hobbit books, or anything involving fantasy or magic or, really, imagination of any sort. Even comic strips like Calvin & Hobbes, or Peanuts, with the thinking dog.

I mean, they hate God and claim that they only believe in things for which they have "evidence". But then they become Twitards, obsessing over vampires, or Potterians, wearing their little Hogwarts robes.

What gives? I don't get it. Why wouldn't they just read accounting manuals and evolutionary biology textbooks?

Are they trying to fill the void left by kicking God out of their pathetic, empty, meaningless lives?

Well, Reverend, I think it just goes to show that atheists are all secretly warlocks in disguise, receiving dark power directly from the devil himself! When atheists have their anal sex (which as we all know, they do) it is as part of a sinister ceremony giving homage to satan that also involves wiccan elements, like the sacrifice of Christian babies and fair-skinned virgin girls.

[James Dewitt]

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Yes, it's quite startling. I'm unsure of what to do about it, especially now that some of the papist scum that run rampant in Sicily have asked me if they could minister to me after hours. I don't know why I'd have to go later, though—what'd be wrong with some good ministering with other people around, so they could join in if they wanted? These rituals confound me, I can't make sense of any of it!

Thankfully, this isn't a bother to me since I would never go to a catlick "church." Although 98% of the population here is Roman Catholic and there are no Baptist churches in Italy, I'll have to make do until I can move to Freehold. I'm sure plenty of people would be willing to minister to me there too!

Stella, if you do manage to become a True Christian, you are invited to stay at my estate. Don't worry about any improprieties, Sister Lycia lives in my home as well( she is my personal assistant), I am sure that I can find room for you.
I do have a few questions if I may be so bold.
Do you have a bad temper? My ex-wife( May God take pity on her black hearted whore soul) was a Dago. She had a terrible disposition.
Do you insist on eating Pasta every day?

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: A question about atheists

In another thread, Stella said this:


This got me to thinking. (Yeah, sorry about that!)

I have often wondered why atheists would read things like H.P. Lovecraft, or those Harry Potter books, or Alice in Wonderland, or the Hobbit books, or anything involving fantasy or magic or, really, imagination of any sort. Even comic strips like Calvin & Hobbes, or Peanuts, with the thinking dog.

I mean, they hate God and claim that they only believe in things for which they have "evidence". But then they become Twitards, obsessing over vampires, or Potterians, wearing their little Hogwarts robes.

What gives? I don't get it. Why wouldn't they just read accounting manuals and evolutionary biology textbooks?

Are they trying to fill the void left by kicking God out of their pathetic, empty, meaningless lives?

Revered,

You are forgetting an important FACT about Atheists; all of them with are gay and obsessed with ass sex. No exceptions, even the atheist women are gay and want sodomize men's backsides. This basic point is hard to understand for not gay heterosexuals Christian men like us but it is the awful truth about atheists. The atheists wear the D&D robes to make it easier to have butt sex. That's all.

Frankly only a sick pervert and closet queer would wear robes in public. Those kind disgust me.

[tittypiffles]

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being athiest just means that your rational unlike you guys, same way you dont believe in santa claus anymore, its a story
you are actualy so ignorant about this anal sex theres no point in trying to even convine you since have spent your life on the belief and dont want to accept truth

[James Hutchins]

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being athiest just means that your rational unlike you guys, same way you dont believe in santa claus anymore, its a story
you are actualy so ignorant about this anal sex theres no point in trying to even convine you since have spent your life on the belief and dont want to accept truth

Why do you want to make baby Jesus cry

All He wants to do is love you.

Everyone knows Santa is imaginary.

[Brother Temperance]

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you are actualy so ignorant about this anal sex

Please don't educate us about this anal sex.