I think Hell is better than Heaven.

[Athiest]

I like fire, I think it's pretty cool. Besides, after a while you'll get used to the burning, I think.

And come on, all the cool people are in hell! Hookers, strippers, whores, lawyers, pretty much all of Japan... what's not to love?

[VictoryOS]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

Friend, you've been brainwashed and mesmerized by the secular media.

Hell is punishment. Why do you think Satan will let you have "fun", as you believe? Do you really think it's a big party? What a simple-minded fool you must be!

Just how "cool" do you think people can be when they're burning in the Fires of Hell? Not very cool at all, sister. Try putting your hand on a hot stove eye and tell me how "cool" it feels. Now imagine that times 1,000,000 and add the sensation of being sodomized by Satan. You're right, that would be really "cool" and "radical", wouldn't it?

[Athiest]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

Friend, you've been brainwashed and mesmerized by the secular media.

Hell is punishment. Why do you think Satan will let you have "fun", as you believe? Do you really think it's a big party? What a simple-minded fool you must be!

Just how "cool" do you think people can be when they're burning in the Fires of Hell? Not very cool at all, sister. Try putting your hand on a hot stove eye and tell me how "cool" it feels. Now imagine that times 1,000,000 and add the sensation of being sodomized by Satan. You're right, that would be really "cool" and "radical", wouldn't it?

Yeah, it would. I'd probably enjoy that. It's kinda a fetish of mine.

Naw, I'm joking. Hell doesn't exist. But if it did, it'd still be better than Heaven. Too many old people there, haha!

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

I like fire, I think it's pretty cool. Besides, after a while you'll get used to the burning, I think.

And come on, all the cool people are in hell! Hookers, strippers, whores, lawyers, pretty much all of Japan... what's not to love?

Your’ acceptance of the existence of Hell proves that all atheists in truth believe in God deep down inside.

[gnannka]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

You can't be an Atheist and believe in hell. That is not logical at all. To believe in Hell you have to believe in God. Seems to me you are just trying stir up trouble and are misrepresenting the Atheist name.

[gnannka]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

The ONLY reason hell would be better than heaven is that I could not spend eternity in heaven knowing anyone I knew and loved was in hell. That would be torture for me and I'd rather be in hell with the people I love. (Assuming the people I love go to hell)

[Bobby-Joe]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

The ONLY reason hell would be better than heaven is that I could not spend eternity in heaven knowing anyone I knew and loved was in hell. That would be torture for me and I'd rather be in hell with the people I love. (Assuming the people I love go to hell)

Nonsense. The only person you need to love is in Heaven; Jesus. Do you really think you are going to care about what your girlfriend's bottom looks like when you are dead?

[gnannka]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

No. That is what I hope is a rhetorical question.

It says some where in the bible that you will know your loved ones in heaven as you did on earth. I will know my daughter as my daughter when I am in heaven. How can I be happy knowing my child is in hell?

[-Thaed-]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

I like fire, I think it's pretty cool. Besides, after a while you'll get used to the burning, I think.

And come on, all the cool people are in hell! Hookers, strippers, whores, lawyers, pretty much all of Japan... what's not to love?

My friend, hell does not work that way. Hell is a place of suffering, eternal torture and pain that you rightly deserve to visit if you don't follow the word of God to the very letter.

It is impossible to derive enjoyment in hell. Eternal, unending, unforgiving damnation is what you deserve if you find yourself in it's pits. It is beyond imagining.

[Miss Maisie]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

I like fire, I think it's pretty cool. Besides, after a while you'll get used to the burning, I think.

And come on, all the cool people are in hell! Hookers, strippers, whores, lawyers, pretty much all of Japan... what's not to love?

Hell is not a hot tub, honey. Y'all don't get used to it. You will be submerged in molten lava for all eternity, and y'all will be too busy suffering to notice the other sinners down there, and there ain't nothing y'all can do for each other down there.

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

I like fire, I think it's pretty cool. Besides, after a while you'll get used to the burning, I think.

And come on, all the cool people are in hell! Hookers, strippers, whores, lawyers, pretty much all of Japan... what's not to love?

So you like fire don't you? You will be begging for a drop of water from the Lord and he will look the other way. Also you wont be with whores or other scum down there you will be all by your self wondering why you didn't except the lord!

[Yhalothar]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

There's absolutely no reason to believe there's any kind of afterlife.

[infidel]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

There's absolutely no reason to believe there's any kind of afterlife.

There has to be! All of the people on this forum say so, so it must be true! They even have a magical book to back them up. Quickly, repent heathen! Sacrifice your intelligence, logic, and education so that you can give in to the kind of ignorance necessary to be SAVED!...

[Anchovies Please]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

Hell is not a hot tub, honey. Y'all don't get used to it. You will be submerged in molten lava for all eternity, and y'all will be too busy suffering to notice the other sinners down there, and there ain't nothing y'all can do for each other down there.

Well we can probably not say, "ya'll".

[lilpentecostalgirl (Quarantined)]

Re: I think Hell is better than Heaven.

There's absolutely no reason to believe there's any kind of afterlife.

You will belive in the Lord one day it maybe when your dead though, even the good book says that demons know theres a God oh the day I get to be with my heavenly Father!