[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Absolutely Brother!

Especially after his last post about being "kidnapped". Notice that he only offers this ruse after realizing that he is not likely to get any Christian money from Freehold to his new cult? He would want every penny of his transferred to the gook frauds and then invent some new reason why he can't come home.

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.

Do you remember back in the 70's some rich kid, a Getty, was reported kidnapped? You might want to think about that case with your dealings here. The family wanted proof that the boy was being held and they ended up getting the kid's ear Fed-Exed to them. The real shock came later when it was learned the kid was in on it and it was his idea to cut off the ear! So if you receive any bits of Brother Jim, do not over react, it might be him acting out.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Brother Harold could I suggest you add that Brother Dewitt also be cleared by Rev. Jim, just in case this is a case of demonic possession.

Absolutely Brother!

Especially after his last post about being "kidnapped". Notice that he only offers this ruse after realizing that he is not likely to get any Christian money from Freehold to his new cult? He would want every penny of his transferred to the gook frauds and then invent some new reason why he can't come home.

I didn't just fall off the turnip truck.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Brother James,

I pray that you recover from this out of body (and mind) experience in short order. I've instructed all employees at DFAC to spend their entire lunch hour in our chapel in prayer to Jesus that you are not lost.

However, in light of this grave situation, as CEO of DFAC Ministries, I have no choice but to prohibit your access to any (and all) assets of our charity, in order to ensure that no funds are egregiously proffered to the demonic cult that has apparently misled you into idolatry and blasphemy.

Upon your return to the United States, and after psychiatric evaluation at Landover Baptist Memorial, we will determine when (or if) your access to DFAC will be restored.

Sincerely in Christ,

Harold Porter - CEO DFAC Ministries

Brother Harold could I suggest you add that Brother Dewitt also be cleared by Rev. Jim, just in case this is a case of demonic possession.

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Everyone, I have to make a quick run down to the Caymans, it will be just long enough to sign some papers.

Mr. Dewitt, stop being such a nag, I already told you, I'll do it when I have a free moment. I am not your personal assistant.
It is not like you are being held captive by Somalia pirates or anyone I know well.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Brother James,

I pray that you recover from this out of body (and mind) experience in short order. I've instructed all employees at DFAC to spend their entire lunch hour in our chapel in prayer to Jesus that you are not lost.

However, in light of this grave situation, as CEO of DFAC Ministries, I have no choice but to prohibit your access to any (and all) assets of our charity, in order to ensure that no funds are egregiously proffered to the demonic cult that has apparently misled you into idolatry and blasphemy.

Upon your return to the United States, and after psychiatric evaluation at Landover Baptist Memorial, we will determine when (or if) your access to DFAC will be restored.

Sincerely in Christ,

Harold Porter - CEO DFAC Ministries

[James Dewitt]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

James, can you hear me?

Please walk calmly to the door and tell the captors you want to smell the lotus trees. Say you want to sit under a fig tree for 40 days and 40 nights (or whatever their perversion of Our Lord™s plight in the desert is). Walk. Walk. Walk into town. One foot in front of the other, the longest journey begins with but a single step &etc. (Bring water!) I am pming you a special number to call and a helicopter in the region will be there in 5 minutes.

Remember the good times, James? The words we spoke? The gifts we exchanged? I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE 'PEGGING' BUSINESS just come back.

The rolling hills and happy smiles of Landover await you.

Please don't make me rearrange all the letters in your post into your True™ message, you know I'm not good at puzzles. Just come back.

Hi Cookie, I miss you .A friend in need is a friend indeed. I cant help but remember our times toghter. My friends here are very protective, one of the Monks is a little round fellow, quite handsom for his age. Some of the kids here take naps, you know me, I love to take naps.
Has my friend Mr. Hutchins made arrangemnets for the wire transfer of money? I have to go now, Love James

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Brother you might be correct on the devil drug. When I was in Nam killing gooks for Jesus, I witnessed so many fine American soldiers fall victim to opiates. The Godless gooks would start you off on the marijuana drug and before you knew what happened to where addicted to China white heroin.

Brother Hutchins, I urge you do not let that man have all that money. The Chinks will use to to make heroin and then ship it to the US of A.

Has anyone thought about sending in a sniper ? Its better to put him down than live a Godless life begging for his next fix.

Well I guess I had better fix, then reinforce, that fence then. We might end up playing ''gooks in the wire''.







memo to self, ammo check after midnight TODAY. Living by Gods word is a wonderful life but occasionally inconvenient. Exodus 20:8-11 .

[Mistress Cookie]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

James, can you hear me?

Please walk calmly to the door and tell the captors you want to smell the lotus trees. Say you want to sit under a fig tree for 40 days and 40 nights (or whatever their perversion of Our Lord™s plight in the desert is). Walk. Walk. Walk into town. One foot in front of the other, the longest journey begins with but a single step &etc. (Bring water!) I am pming you a special number to call and a helicopter in the region will be there in 5 minutes.

Remember the good times, James? The words we spoke? The gifts we exchanged? I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE 'PEGGING' BUSINESS just come back.

The rolling hills and happy smiles of Landover await you.

Please don't make me rearrange all the letters in your post into your True™ message, you know I'm not good at puzzles. Just come back.

[Sam Diamond]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Mr Diamond,
What is going on with Brother Dewitt? Has he been trying to ministry in an opium den?
I wrote complaining about some of his miniature cows getting through his fence and he writes back that I can keep his prized beef herd! He has gone completely off his rocker. Brother Dewitt has been known for his adventurous ways but I am not sure if I will be safe on his return. I have heard stories about these opium addicts. I have had my doubts about a couple of his nigras, they have that drug addict look, do think they got him hooked?

Brother you might be correct on the devil drug. When I was in Nam killing gooks for Jesus, I witnessed so many fine American soldiers fall victim to opiates. The Godless gooks would start you off on the marijuana drug and before you knew what happened to where addicted to China white heroin.

Brother Hutchins, I urge you do not let that man have all that money. The Chinks will use to to make heroin and then ship it to the US of A.

Has anyone thought about sending in a sniper ? Its better to put him down than live a Godless life begging for his next fix.

[Benedict A. Davis]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Brainwashed, the man has gone off the deep end. I knew that this would happen, you can not spend as much time as he does in the Orient and not go crazy. The pinko commies have taken control of his mind, and his check book. Mark my words that is just the beginning, the Chink's are going to do the same to every American.

Mr Diamond,
What is going on with Brother Dewitt? Has he been trying to ministry in an opium den?
I wrote complaining about some of his miniature cows getting through his fence and he writes back that I can keep his prized beef herd! He has gone completely off his rocker. Brother Dewitt has been known for his adventurous ways but I am not sure if I will be safe on his return. I have heard stories about these opium addicts. I have had my doubts about a couple of his nigras, they have that drug addict look, do think they got him hooked?

[James Hutchins]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

ExBrother Dewitt, I'll be happy to take care of your request though I am a little busy today as it is Sunday and I am doing Gods work, not worshiping fat slants. Monday is a bank holiday and I have to do some traveling later in the week. I'll send a pigeon with the confirmation of the transfer when I get a chance.

[Sam Diamond]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Brother Hutchins, I am confident you have things firmly in hand and will not accede to this insane request. It appears Brother DeWitt has either been brainwashed by these cultists or has been kidnapped and forced to post what he is posting.

Also, brother Hutchins, please remember that brother DeWitt's eldest son is my son-in-law. Should brother DeWitt be declared incompetent my son-in-law is his heir, and since he is a minor, that makes me the rightful owner of his business empire. Until his son turns 18, of course.

Brainwashed, the man has gone off the deep end. I knew that this would happen, you can not spend as much time as he does in the Orient and not go crazy. The pinko commies have taken control of his mind, and his check book. Mark my words that is just the beginning, the Chink's are going to do the same to every American.

[Brother Enoch]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Brother Hutchins, I am confident you have things firmly in hand and will not accede to this insane request. It appears Brother DeWitt has either been brainwashed by these cultists or has been kidnapped and forced to post what he is posting.

Also, brother Hutchins, please remember that brother DeWitt's eldest son is my son-in-law. Should brother DeWitt be declared incompetent my son-in-law is his heir, and since he is a minor, that makes me the rightful owner of his business empire. Until his son turns 18, of course.

[James Dewitt]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Brother Jim,
I know this is the busy time of the year for you and that you have a lot on your mind but there is something I need to talk to you about, your new pets. These are cute little things but they keep wandering off your property and I find them walking through my front yard. I wouldn't say that even during a stampede they cause a lot of damage but 20 of these produce a fair bit of manure even with their diminutive size. Could you get your head nigra to check the fence row for the break. They really are cute things but you are not gonna get much of a steak off any of them. This one I am with in the picture [I have been calling it T-Bone] keeps wandering up onto my front porch and lays next to the porch swing. It is funny but my hounds don't know what to make of it.

My wonderful herd of prize beef cattle, I am in no need, you may keep them. I do ask that you remember this.

He should not kill a living being, nor cause it to be killed, nor should he incite another to kill.
Do not injure any being, either strong or weak in the world.
Sutta Nipata II,14

[James Dewitt]

Re: I am going to a retreat for a couple of weeks.

Friends, I am on a path towards internal peace and enlightenment, I no longer need the King James Bible. My new friends at the
Shaolin Monastery are teaching me the ways of Buddha.

Thousands of candles can be lit from a single candle,
and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.

I teach one thing and one only:
that is, suffering and the end of suffering.

Just as a mother would protect with her life her own son, her only son,
so one should cultivate an unbounded mind towards all beings, and loving-kindness towards all the world.
One should cultivate an unbounded mind, above and below and across, without obstruction, without enmity, without rivalry.
Standing, or going, or seated, or lying down, as long as one is free from drowsiness, one should practice this mindfulness.
This, they say, is the holy state here.
Sutta Nipata

I do not have a lot of time each day to talk with all of you. There is but one computer and one phone and we all must share. Today I tried to transfer some money to a local bank. I feel compelled to help the local residents, they are in need of warm clothing and food. My personal and corporate accounts seem to be frozen. Brother Hutchins can you transfer 75 million dollars US to the account for me? The poor children are very cold and hungry and I have so very much that I can give to them.

Buddha Quotes
Health is the greatest gift, contentment the greatest wealth, faithfulness the best relationship.
Buddha