Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

[John Creeser]

Hello Brothers,

As I'm busy packing up and heading to Landover, I decided to treat the family to some subs from Subway. I was abhorred walking in to see a sexually suggestive ad. Is it a coincidence the ad below coincides with the election of an openly gay mayor here in Lexington? I think not.

Also, are they mocking True Christians? We all have the ex masturbator award, notice the similarities between the ad and our icon. A $5 symbol in the middle of a palm? It is suggestive of what a gay male prostitute would advertise, and foot long? Sick.

Please join me in boycotting Subway sub for such a reckless & vile advertising campaign.

[Brother Harold Porter]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

Truly repulsive, my Brother in Christ.

I've long suspected "Subway" of being fag-friendly even in their name. "Sub" means below and "way" is of course the method. This alone suggests that they encourage homosexual intercoursing, and prefer to cater to queers.

And in this economy, even sissies have less money and are eating out less often. What better way to improve business than promote the sin of self-fornication that leads to gayness without fail?

Notice the "bi" directional arrow that suggests the palm travel in opposing directions over the "footlong"? And the "$5" they charge for instruction in self-defilement?

I proudly join you in boycott of these deplorable reprobates.

In Christ

[Jeb Stuart Thurmond]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

I'm not sure that's subliminal - I believe that subway "sandwich artists" (!) are offering $5 handjobs on the side. I've heard of drive-thrus guys that give free fries to harlots who flash their breasts, and though I've threatened boycotts management never seems to do anything about it.

I used to own a fast-food joint and things like that NEVER happened. Yet the totalitatarian food safety inspectors shut me down just because of a few scraps of "roadkill" ended up on the grill. I know for a fact that the skunk ran in through the window, landed on the grill and died there - and anyway, it's good eating anyway. The government should be shutting down places that encourage harlotry, not ones with innovative recipies.

[AngelClark]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

I'm not sure that's subliminal - I believe that subway "sandwich artists" (!) are offering $5 handjobs on the side. I've heard of drive-thrus guys that give free fries to harlots who flash their breasts, and though I've threatened boycotts management never seems to do anything about it.

I used to own a fast-food joint and things like that NEVER happened. Yet the totalitatarian food safety inspectors shut me down just because of a few scraps of "roadkill" ended up on the grill. I know for a fact that the skunk ran in through the window, landed on the grill and died there - and anyway, it's good eating anyway. The government should be shutting down places that encourage harlotry, not ones with innovative recipies.

With all due respect sir, I have eatan at subway in the past (distant past) and they do not serve fries with any order at least not where I live. Chips and a drink with their "subs" but not fries. Could you be mistaken or is it a different Subway? Please excuse my forwardness.

[John Creeser]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

With all due respect sir, I have eatan at subway in the past (distant past) and they do not serve fries with any order at least not where I live. Chips and a drink with their "subs" but not fries. Could you be mistaken or is it a different Subway? Please excuse my forwardness.

You might want to actually read what Brother Thurmond wrote - he wasn't referring to Subway but another fast food chain when he mentioned fries.

Are you going to stop going to Subway or not?

[John Creeser]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

Truly repulsive, my Brother in Christ.

I've long suspected "Subway" of being fag-friendly even in their name. "Sub" means below and "way" is of course the method. This alone suggests that they encourage homosexual intercoursing, and prefer to cater to queers.

And in this economy, even sissies have less money and are eating out less often. What better way to improve business than promote the sin of self-fornication that leads to gayness without fail?

Notice the "bi" directional arrow that suggests the palm travel in opposing directions over the "footlong"? And the "$5" they charge for instruction in self-defilement?

I proudly join you in boycott of these deplorable reprobates.

In Christ

I knew I could count on you Brother Porter!!

[Joseph McManus]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

That's unfortunate, I really like the Subway Club. Guess I'll have to find another sandwich shop

[Lycia The Repentant]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

Oh Brother, if it were only Subway that indulged in this kind of horrible, sinful advertising.

[SUV]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

That's almost as disgusting as the "12 Inches of Paradise" slogan that a Certain weenie company uses in it's vulgar advertising

[John Creeser]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

Oh Brother, if it were only Subway that indulged in this kind of horrible, sinful advertising.

Good Lord - where is the public outcry.

My son accidentally saw a commercial and was traumatized the actual "Burger King" would jump out of the closet and eat him.

[Pastor Ezekiel]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

That's almost as disgusting as the "12 Inches of Paradise" slogan that a Certain weenie company uses in it's vulgar advertising

Amen sister. That sign made my valve slam shut.

[SUV]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

Amen sister. That sign made my valve slam shut.

And what about "Levy Pants" Pastor?

The thought that JESUS would allow some deepraved, pneumatic joo to glaringly advertise his vile perversions like this quite frankly tests my very Faith at times

[Yea-tho-we-walk]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

Subway should at least be considerate enough to use only white bread for their twelve inch sub. Maybe it would not be possible for some reason because I was once told there is nothing twelve inches long and white.

[Daenerys]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

Wow, you people are dumb.....the hand with the $5 is representing the price of the sandwich (in case you haven't noticed there are five fingers on your hand, 5 fingers being used to represent $5) while the foot long is indicative of the length. I doubt they're mocking true christians as most likely they have never heard of your "ex-masturbator" award. You know, I can't imagine how you guys are able to see sex everywhere when nobody else makes the connection. Kind of suggests you guys like sex a lot more than you care to admit....pervs. And besides, I doubt like 10 people boycotting the company will make much of a difference.

[Bible Student]

Re: Subway Subs sexually suggestive advertising

Wow, you people are dumb.....the hand with the $5 is representing the price of the sandwich (in case you haven't noticed there are five fingers on your hand, 5 fingers being used to represent $5) while the foot long is indicative of the length. I doubt they're mocking true christians as most likely they have never heard of your "ex-masturbator" award. You know, I can't imagine how you guys are able to see sex everywhere when nobody else makes the connection. Kind of suggests you guys like sex a lot more than you care to admit....pervs. And besides, I doubt like 10 people boycotting the company will make much of a difference.

Notice: True Christian(tm) young ladies may wish to avert their eyes.

Next you will deny the blatant, obvious sexuality in these Disney cartoons.

Notice the smile and obvious erection.




Are you going to deny the word S - E - X appears in the clouds?