[SUV]

Re: Japs get their due!

I haven't claimed to be anti Jesus either milady.

Do you mean to say you like Jesus, then? Maybe even lurve him a little bit?

[SpiritualAmerican]

Re: Japs get their due!

Do you mean to say you like Jesus, then? Maybe even lurve him a little bit?

In every religion and text referring to him points him out to be a good and honest man worth of respect and praise. Who would not like an honest man with good intentions?

[SepulturaFIN]

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Do you guys really think that USA is the one and the only best country in world? You need to get your asses out of your head SERIOUSLY ! ...

[Pastor Ezekiel]

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Do you guys really think that USA is the one and the only best country in world? You need to get your asses out of your head SERIOUSLY ! ...

Dear Hatemonger:


God wants us to be richly rewarded for our faith.

2 Samuel 22:21
The LORD rewarded me according to my righteousness: according to the cleanness of my hands hath he recompensed me.

2 Chronicles 15:7
Be ye strong therefore, and let not your hands be weak: for your work shall be rewarded.

Psalm 31:23
O love the LORD, all ye his saints: for the LORD preserveth the faithful, and plentifully rewardeth the proud doer.

The United States is the single most powerful and wealthy nation in the world. Shout GLORY!

[Free Market Fred]

Re: Japs get their due!

I realize that a lot of people here are glad to see the Japs suffering. I admit, it's hard to think of them as human given their strange appearance, given the fact that they eat seaweed (using two over-sized toothpicks), plus their alien writing system that apparently came from another planet:

たわごと食べると津波の犠牲者が死ぬ

Nevertheless, as good charitable Christians, in times of disaster it's our mission to help even sub-humans. My heart goes out to all those dogs and cats made homeless by the tsunami. And remember, donations need not be charity - there are some real world benefits for doing the right thing (ie military bases, forcing open a new market for our products, contracts for rebuilding Japan, charging ruinous interest rates for emergency loans, converting the traumatized victims into Christians). Plus if you shorted the Japanese stock market just before we triggered that underwater nuclear bomb...erh, forget I said that.

Anyway, as a caring, sharing responsible company, Uranus Corporation is ready, willing and able to help. When we heard that the Japanese tsunami victims were without electric power and thus could not withdraw money from ATMs, we immediately airlifted Diebold voting machines (which are just hacked ATMs) attached to diesel generators and a satellite link so the homeless starving Japs could get the funds they needed. Of course, that was expensive - which is why we imposed a US$300 fee on every withdrawal. The ATMs also doubled as pachinko machines, which helped us claw back over 50% of the money the disaster victims withdrew. In some cases people didn't have sufficient funds in their account, but if they clicked on "I agree" we approved them for an instant subprime loan at 800% interest, using as collateral the title of their homes and naming us the beneficiary on their life insurance policies.

Although many of our new customers succumbed to the lack of potable water, food, exposure to cold and radiation, we felt really good about how we relieved their suffering by bringing them pachinko during their dying days. It's these small but meaningful gestures that separate a good Christian from those whining homo liberals who constantly criticize our great capitalist system.


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[Chrisbond1000]

Re: Japs get their due!

PRAISE HIM! Our just, merciful, and compassionate LORD has finally sent them the wake-up call they deserve! They've needed this awakening ever since Jewish Chairman Mao Zedong lead Japan back in Bible times!

Also, did you know that Pokemon teaches EVILUTION!?!?! It sure does, my pastor said so himself! It teaches that monsters can grow from lesser forms to greater forms. This is NOT something our children need to learn; that's why I've pulled my children out of LIE-beral-dominated and controlled public school.

[Rain Dancer]

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Do you guys really think that USA is the one and the only best country in world? You need to get your asses out of your head SERIOUSLY ! ...

I've tried telling them this for a while. doesn't work

[Pastor William Nathaniel Sampson]

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I've tried telling them this for a while. doesn't work

Yet you live here... where they don't cut your tongue out for saying that.

[PetitionLady]

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Yet you live here... where they don't cut your tongue out for saying that.

Amen, Pastor, Amen!!

[KuroTaka]

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If they've commited many crimes alot why doesnt Jesus that cunt die for their sins? Oh wait! He doesnt exist!

[Born Again Bob]

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If they've commited many crimes alot why doesnt Jesus that cooter die for their sins? Oh wait! He doesnt exist!

Dear Friend,

CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 5 millionth witless dolt to tell us Jesus doesn't exist! We're sending Mecha-Godzilla to your fishing village with a special prize!



No Ticky, No Salvation,
BAB

[KuroTaka]

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Dear Friend,

CONGRATULATIONS! You are the 5 millionth witless dolt to tell us Jesus doesn't exist! We're sending Mecha-Godzilla to your fishing village with a special prize!



No Ticky, No Salvation,
BAB

Worthless dolt? Im not the one spending my life talking about a fuckwit who got himself drilled to a fucking cross... I dont even live in a fucking fishing village. And Godzilla doesnt exist, just like Jesus fucking christ

[Cursed]

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Worthless dolt? Im not the one spending my life talking about a pifflewit who got himself drilled to a piffleing cross... I dont even live in a piffleing fishing village. And Godzilla doesnt exist, just like Jesus piffleing christ

Why are atheists so rude and hateful?

Is it because they generally don't go to church as children (or pay attention if they did go), or is it they had horrible parents, or both?

It's sad, really. Sometimes I feel bad about what's going to happen to them.

[wait_what]

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Why are atheists so rude and hateful?

Is it because they generally don't go to church as children (or pay attention if they did go), or is it they had horrible parents, or both?

It's sad, really. Sometimes I feel bad about what's going to happen to them.

Mostly it is horrible parents combined with a special blend of mental retardation that is a result of the sins of their horrible parents. It is a long and convoluted loop of idiocy and sin between the parents and the atheist.

[BiCurious Atheist]

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Why are atheists so rude and hateful?

Is it because they generally don't go to church as children (or pay attention if they did go), or is it they had horrible parents, or both?

It's sad, really. Sometimes I feel bad about what's going to happen to them.

You (Christians), Just celebrated the deaths of thousands of innocent (innocent meaning kind and good-willed, rather than a god-fearing sadist) and then mocked the deaths of said innocents, I think i would rather be branded as a rude and hateful atheist than a crazed, genocidist christian.

To clarify, I still respect most christian disciplines and teachings but this is too far an extreme. As someone has said before me morality IS in the eye of the beholder and i can see that most people on this forum have no morals at all. You just do as you're told to and follow without question. When does faith cross the line into stupidity with a cause?

God didn't kill all those people, a freakin' tsunami did.

Show a little respect.