[Faith_Machine]

Re: WARNING! Masturbation Causes EarthQuakes and Volcanic Eruptions

So basically they go to hell without every having any thought of chance.

Oh, what, life isn't fair? You're just now figuring that out? I suppose you think you know better than God how to run the universe.

[Zechariah Smyth]

Re: WARNING! Masturbation Causes EarthQuakes and Volcanic Eruptions

Oh, what, life isn't fair? You're just now figuring that out? I suppose you think you know better than God how to run the universe.

Brother Faith, it's only fair if their Darwinian God says it's fair.

Example: if a Nile crocodile snatches a baby springbok from the bank of a waterhole, that's the beauty of nature, BUT if Jesus sends a human baby to Hell for eternity all of a sudden that's reprehensible.



It's like they're drinking some weird cocktail of cognitive dissonance, moral relativity, and traumatic concussion.

YiC,

Zech

[MitzaLizalor]

Re: WARNING! Masturbation Causes EarthQuakes and Volcanic Eruptio

Your name is also an anagram for "Ain't I hate, Sam?"

Yes. Yes you are.

No matter what atheists say they're doing, hate is the result of their actions.

Miss Johnson is very lucky to have you beside her. Earthquakes & volcanos do not often come together but in these libidinous times the antics of unsaved filth and the lies of heathen women provoke Him severely and soon the whole world will erupt. Praise God! ....and thank you Jesus, it will not last forever.

Heathens spout their nonsense and God responds their odious lust brings ruin.

We look forward to a brand new day - Praise God!

[I once belived]

Re: WARNING! Masturbation Causes EarthQuakes and Volcanic Eruptio

It seems she finds the deaths of tens of thousands, followed by their eternal damnation, amusing.

Almost every one of you guys have said you enjoy people's damnation and how you will stand next to christ laughing as we scream in agony... dumbass.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: WARNING! Masturbation Causes EarthQuakes and Volcanic Eruptio

Almost every one of you guys have said you enjoy people's damnation and how you will stand next to christ laughing as we scream in agony... dumbass.

No, you're the dumbass, because you are clearly ignorant of the scripture which specifically tells us we will stand next to Christ and laugh as you burn in Hell.

Proverbs 1:23-29

23Turn you at my reproof: behold, I will pour out my spirit unto you, I will make known my words unto you.

24Because I have called, and ye refused; I have stretched out my hand, and no man regarded;

25But ye have set at nought all my counsel, and would none of my reproof:

26I also will laugh at your calamity; I will mock when your fear cometh;

27When your fear cometh as desolation, and your destruction cometh as a whirlwind; when distress and anguish cometh upon you.

28Then shall they call upon me, but I will not answer; they shall seek me early, but they shall not find me:

29For that they hated knowledge, and did not choose the fear of the LORD:

Do you think we want it to turn out this way? Do you think we aren't praying on a daily basis that you will decide to make Jesus' love more important than your desire to put cucumbers in your rectum?

You can be with us in Heaven, friend. Just accept Jesus, get baptized, and start reading the Bible! I guarantee, you won't miss being sodomized.

[I once belived]

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No, you're the dumbass, because you are clearly ignorant of the scripture which specifically tells us we will stand next to Christ and laugh as you burn in Hell.



Do you think we want it to turn out this way? Do you think we aren't praying on a daily basis that you will decide to make Jesus' love more important than your desire to put cucumbers in your rectum?

You can be with us in Heaven, friend. Just accept Jesus, get baptized, and start reading the Bible! I guarantee, you won't miss being sodomized.

I used to be a faithful Christian, I just cant believe it. If I could find enough evidence that there truly is a god then I would return to the Christian faith.

[Zechariah Smyth]

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I used to be a faithful Christian, I just cant believe it. If I could find enough evidence that there truly is a god then I would return to the Christian faith.

Take a deep breath. He did that. (Genesis 2:7)

Kick off your shoes and go for a walk in the grass. He did that. (Genesis 1:11)

You see where I'm going. Do you see where YOU'RE going?

Despite your insolence, I have a good feeling about you.



(Proverbs 1:5-6) "A wise man will hear, and will increase learning; and a man of understanding shall attain unto wise counsels: To understand a proverb, and the interpretation; the words of the wise, and their dark sayings."

You are fighting God's Will, but this is one fight even jarheads will ultimately lose. Take a step back, read your Bible (KJV) cover-to-cover, and come back.

I promise it will change your life.

Sincerely,

Zech

[Rev. M. Rodimer]

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Almost every one of you guys have said you enjoy people's damnation and how you will stand next to christ laughing as we scream in agony... dumbass.

I have never said any such thing, God-mocking retard who can't even spell "believed".

I don't celebrate anyone's damnation -- not the aborted baby, not the sweet, kind old Buddhist woman who spent her life helping others selflessly, and not even yours, even though you're a hate-filled monster.

In your case, I MAY be able to make an exception. I'll try.

[Bobby-Joe]

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I used to be a faithful Christian, I just cant believe it. If I could find enough evidence that there truly is a god then I would return to the Christian faith.

The evidence for God's existence is overwhelming friend.

For example; the perfection of the human body - our arms are just long enough for a human to wipe their ass. This allows people to have have basic hygiene that separates us from mere beasts. Clearly, like the cucumber, there is no evolutionary reason for this.

Until you can provide a naturalistic explanation for why we can wipe our ass then you MUST accept God's existence.

[Faith_Machine]

Re: WARNING! Masturbation Causes EarthQuakes and Volcanic Eruptio

I used to be a faithful Christian, I just cant believe it. If I could find enough evidence that there truly is a god then I would return to the Christian faith.

You need look no further than the produce aisle of any supermarket:

Case closed!

[Virginia Day Templeton]

Re: WARNING! Masturbation Causes EarthQuakes and Volcanic Eruptions

When you see them in Hell, be sure to ask David Carradine and Michael Hutchence how "harmless" masturbation is.