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We interrupt Landover Baptist Church's "Elizabeth Taylor is Dead!" celebration to Proclaim a Godly birthday wish to one of our Elders:
Brother Wash!
Brother Wash!-
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Re: Blessed Birthday, WASH O'HANLEY!
Again? Didn't we do this last year? Oh well, congratulations I suppose.5 Reasons why GOD HATES WOMEN!
- Protect your family the Christian way! Get your daughter raped!
- Only Sluts Get Raped! (1st Timothy 2:9)
- Down syndrome is a lifestyle choice!
James 2:10 "For whosoever shall keep the whole law, and yet offend in one point, he is guilty of all." -
Re: Blessed Birthday, WASH O'HANLEY!
Mega dittoes, Wash. Can't wait for tomorrow's show.
Read the series of the greatest smitings in the Bible.
The 67 deadly sins of the New Testament.
Do you believe you are a sinner? God doesn't listen to the prayers of sinners.
Praise and worship with Pastor Will. Services at 9 a.m., 11 a.m. and 6 p.m.
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Brother Wash is on a Christian Cruise in the Bahamas at the moment, holding court in the ship's casino every night and telling stories of his colorful past to anyone who'll listen. Like the time he interviewed the Bay City Rollers.
Here is a partial list from just a few scripture verses:
Hypocrites (Matthew 24:51), The Unforgiving (Mark 11:26), Homosexuals (Romans 1:26, 27), Fornicators (Romans 1:29), The Wicked (Romans 1:29), The Covetous (Romans 1:29), The Malicious (Romans 1:29), The Envious (Romans 1:29), Murderers (Romans 1:29), The Deceitful (Romans 1:29), Backbiters (Romans 1:30), Haters of God (Romans 1:30), The Despiteful (Romans 1:30), The Proud (Romans 1:30), Boasters (Romans 1:30), Inventors of evil (Romans 1:30), Disobedient to parents (Romans 1:30), Covenant breakers (Romans 1:31), The Unmerciful (Romans 1:31), The Implacable (Romans 1:31), The Unrighteous (1Corinthians 6:9), Idolaters (1Corinthians 6:9), Adulterers (1Corinthians 6:9), The Effeminate (1Corinthians 6:9), Thieves (1Corinthians 6:10), Drunkards (1Corinthians 6:10), Reviler (1Corinthians 6:10), Extortioners (1Corinthians 6:10), The Fearful (Revelation 21:8), The Unbelieving (Revelation 21:8), The Abominable (Revelation 21:8), Whoremongers (Revelation 21:8), Sorcerers (Revelation 21:8), All Liars (Revelation 21:8)
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Any chance he'll ever do it again? JESUS!Originally posted by Pastor Ezekiel View Post
"I gotta drop Straight down to my knees in Prayer, because it's Saturday night! Saturday night!"Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, WASH O'HANLEY!
HBWOThe Honorable HTannor (Pro NRA, Anti-Homer Marriage), Judge, Freehold Supreme Court
"Credo elvem etiam vivere"Comment
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Re: Blessed Birthday, WASH O'HANLEY!
Wash, just wanted to wish you a happy birthday. I know you only have a few left and so I hope you make the most of this one.
By the way, my family and I enjoy your telecasts just as much as we enjoy the Church sermons. I do not know which has a greater effect on me.Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.Comment
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