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  • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

    Originally posted by Defiled View Post
    The NSX is a holy car. The sound you hear when V-TEC engages is the sound of angels singing a hymn.
    Actually it sounds more like a choking nip.
    Psalm 81:10:
    I am the LORD thy God, which brought thee out of the land of Egypt:
    open thy mouth wide, and I will fill it.

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    • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

      I should have not googled up that image of what it looks like after coming upon this topic, I now say to my friends that if they buy... whatever that is, I will never speak to them ever again.

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      • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

        Originally posted by Wide-Open View Post
        Actually it sounds more like a choking nip.
        Lol how do you know how a choking "nip" sounds like? Do you like stuffing your cock down their throat? Homosexual alert! I hope you will one day be able to turn away from the sinful act of homoerotic sex. May God have mercy on you!

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        • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

          Originally posted by Defiled View Post
          The NSX is a holy car. The sound you hear when V-TEC engages is the sound of angels singing a hymn.
          Good try, but we don't really judge our cars on how they sound.
          May you be a blessing to every life you touch.

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          • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

            Originally posted by Defiled View Post
            Lol how do you know how a choking "nip" sounds like? Do you like stuffing your cock down their throat? Homosexual alert! I hope you will one day be able to turn away from the sinful act of homoerotic sex. May God have mercy on you!
            .....And another infant has graced us with her presence.

            Brothers, why are all these car people babies that are incapable of speech?
            Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
            Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
            Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
            Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
            Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
            Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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            • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

              UPDATE everyone!
              It has come to my attention that God loves all people, of all nationalities, we are all his children and must coexist as a family.

              Please do not make racist remarks about cars or anything else.

              P.S. I am not a commie nor a foreigner.

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              • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                Originally posted by ilvgod View Post
                UPDATE everyone!
                It has come to my attention that God loves all people, of all nationalities, we are all his children and must coexist as a family.

                Please do not make racist remarks about cars or anything else.

                P.S. I am not a commie nor a foreigner.

                What are you, some sort of retard?

                You have removed the other potential choices.
                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                  Originally posted by GoldenTwo View Post
                  "... The King James translators humbly stated that their work may contain “imperfections and blemishes.” Remember, this is THEIR opinion of THEIR best efforts to better the Word of God in English..."

                  Oh I see? So by THEIR interpretation the King James Bible is as it is, which by no means at all justify that this Bible is more correct than others. It is simply a matter of opinion and how oneself interpret the texts.
                  Originally posted by GoldenTwo View Post
                  By you stating that "it is the most reliable Bible.." you kinda admit that it is not 100% perfect, it is just the most reliable. As such, there might be errors and wrongly interpreted texts. So I guess when reading the Bible one should apply common sense instead of blind reliance?!
                  Tell me, GoldenPoo:

                  Is God, Creator of the universe, omnipotent (all-powerful)?

                  Is God, who will judge each person's entire life at Judgment, omniscient (all-knowing)?

                  If your answer is yes, then He knows exactly what the KJV1611 says, and has the ability to change every Bible in the world simultaneously if they do not say what He wants us to read.

                  If your answer is no, then I assume you are an atheist, and see no point in discussing the Bible with you at all, since you are only here to mock God and attempt to steer us from Him to your Satanic ways.
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                  • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                    If god loves detroit steel so much, why did he put the american auto industry where it is today?

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                    • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                      Originally posted by ilvgod View Post
                      If god loves detroit steel so much, why did he put the american auto industry where it is today?

                      The papist catlicks (*) and democrats along with those inscrutable japs did it. They all worked in cahoots.


                      * Is this a double negative? Grammar confirmation please
                      Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                      Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                      Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                      Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                      Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                      Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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                      • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                        Originally posted by stupidmormon View Post
                        i wish you guys could step away and read this to see how stupid you all sound
                        And dats why YOU call yo-self da "stupid moron" Who stupid now?
                        Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                        • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                          I should remind everyone here reading this thread that it has been proven that cars can affect people psychologically. Just being in a car and driving it can have irreversible effects on the soul. We have shown that NSXs cause pedophilia....

                          But we've also found that Dodge Calibers are the World's Gayest Cars. Whether they cause people to be gay or gay people want to buy them, is up for grabs. Prof. Bessemer's research also discovered that the Santa Claus killer was fine up until the point he rented a Dodge Caliber, and went on a killing spree when confronted by overwhelming homosexual urges.

                          HONDA NSX AND THE DODGE CALIBER....TWO PEAS IN A POD.
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                          SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                          Hosea 9:7
                          The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                          • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                            Originally posted by James Hutchins View Post
                            The papist catlicks (*) and democrats along with those inscrutable japs did it. They all worked in cahoots.


                            * Is this a double negative? Grammar confirmation please
                            No, just a redundancy. You could say Papist or you could say Catlick, but you don't need both.
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                            SPACESHIP JESUS appeared to me in Astronaut form when I was staying in a motel in 1974. He then told me the TRUTH about our world and what illusions the SATANIC ALLIANCE uses to control us! To this day, I still receive SPACESHIP RADIO SIGNALS INTO MY BRAIN. Absolve yourself of your limited Matrix existence.

                            Hosea 9:7
                            The days of visitation are come, the days of recompence are come; Israel shall know it: the prophet is a fool, the spiritual man is mad, for the multitude of thine iniquity, and the great hatred.

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                            • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                              An here I thoughts we was talking bout the cars dat da Lawd loves and hates. I was gonna tell y'all dat he loves my 1992 Nissan 240se convertible and my Caddilack Sea-ville da best
                              Everybodys Blested Ole Mammy

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                              • Re: Cars and God, does he hate the Honda NSX?

                                Hehe, if anyone could appreciate redundancy, I figure it would be you, MP. Got to have backups on SpaceShip Jesus!
                                Isaiah 45:7 I form the light, and create darkness: I make peace, and create evil: I the LORD do all these things.
                                Amos 3:6 Shall a trumpet be blown in the city, and the people not be afraid? shall there be evil in a city, and the LORD hath not done it?
                                Numbers 21:6 And the LORD sent fiery serpents among the people, and they bit the people; and much people of Israel died.
                                Matthew 10:34 Think not that I am come to send peace on earth: I came not to send peace, but a sword.
                                Matthew 10:35 For I am come to set a man at variance against his father, and the daughter against her mother, and the daughter in law against her mother in law.
                                Matthew 10:36 And a man's foes shall be they of his own household.

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